THE BIGGEST CORN SPILL OF EVER

 ON MY WAY TO FRIDAY AFTERNOON'S CORN SPILL

With a light snowfall in the air, I wasn't long in getting myself out the door, into the Subaru, and on down the road this morning.  Remember that overturned corn wagon from a couple of days ago?  Well, I wanted to get over there and quickly shovel up some corn in case the snow increased and began to cover things up.  Luckily, there was lots of corn still there and I immediately grabbed my two pails and began shoveling.  I kept thinking to myself, 'Wow, this is the Motherlode of all corn spills of ever, and I will definitely go back for a few more bucketfuls in the coming days.  As long as we don't get a big dump of snow that is.  Home again, and with not much else going on, our power all of a sudden went out.  Ratt, Not Again!!  That power outage lasted about 4 hours, and came back online about 4:30.  In the meantime, I headed into Bayfield and picked up a couple of hot coffees for Woodsy and I...... And, that pretty much wrapped up another Sunday.  Just think, we are over halfway through November already.  Now, let's hurry up and get all this Christmasy stuff behind us so that we can get on with the serious business of getting through January, February, and March, on our happily hasty way to Spring:)))))      

 IT'S THE BIGGEST CORN SPILL I HAVE EVER COME ACROSS

 IN THE FOREGROUND IS WHERE THE GRAIN WAGON TIPPED ON ITS SIDE SPILLING ITS LOAD

 I DIDN'T FILL THE WHITE PAIL RIGHT UP BECAUSE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN TOO HEAVY TO LIFT INTO THE CAR

 AT LEAST ALL THE EVERGREEN TREES WILL REMAIN GREEN FOR THE WINTER

Al's Music Box:: The Last Farewell by Roger Whittaker.

 ALL THE LEAVES ARE OFF THE TREES NOW, AND OUR AUTUMN COLORS ARE GONE

GROANER'S CORNER:(( Two rich men were talking over coffee and croissants at their country club one day, and one of them said to the other one, "Hey, I tell you my driver is really stupid... you don't think so? Let me show you." And he called his driver over and said, "Here is a 10 dollar bill, go to the car showroom and buy me a Mercedes."  To which he replied, "Yes Sir! Right away!" and rushed off to the showroom. The rich man turned to his friend and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."The other rich man said, "That's nothing, you want to see stupid, I will show you stupid." And he called his driver: "Hey, go home now and check to see if I'm at home." He said, "Yes Sir!! Right away, Sir" and ran home.  "See what I told you? He doesn't even have enough brains to know that I cannot be at home if I am here."  Later on, the two drivers met on the road. Jim said to Ali, "Eh, you know my boss is so stupid. He gave me 10 dollars and asked me to go to the car showroom and buy him a Mercedes ... Doesn't he know that today is Sunday?? The showroom is closed!"  Ali replied, "You think he is stupid, huh? My boss is so much worse, he asked me to go home to check if he is at home ... He's got a cellphone, right, he can just call home to check!"

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An older man at the evening function bowed his head and wept quietly but copiously while a young woman rendered the plaintive ballad, 'My Old Kentucky Home'.  The hostess tiptoed up to him and inquired tenderly, "Pardon me, are you a Kentuckian?"  "Nay, madam," the tearful one replied, "I'm a musician."

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I got pulled over by a bicycle cop in L.A. -- not a motorcycle cop, a bicycle cop. And I'm in my car, and he gets out, he's sweating, he's got these little shorts on. You know how fast you were going? Yeah, I said, a lot faster than you on that bicycle!!

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- When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?
- If a train station is where a train stops, what is a workstation?
- If you jogged backward . . .would you gain weight?
- Being rich doesn't mean so much. Just look at Henry Ford, all those millions, and he never even owned a Cadillac!
- Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. Wouldn't it make sense to write, a Doctor.

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