A LITTLE BIT ABOUT THE BAYFIELD BUNCH:))

Thursday, November 20, 2025

TOSSED MYSELF OUT THE DOOR

'WOW', three fiery November sunrises in a row. I again took advantage of that and tossed myself out the door.  With no car here, there was no country road walk, so I busied myself outside loading the utility trailer with more branches for the Park's recycle area.  It was close to noon when my phone rang, with Dennis from Denway Auto Body on the other end saying, the Subaru was done.  I didn't have a way to get over there to get it, so Dennis (the owner) came over, picked me up, and drove me back to pick up the car.  He said it was good that I had caught those minor rust spots in time.  Now, to get that suspected wheel bearing fixed!!

Al's Music Box::  Come Softly To Me by the Fleetwoods.

GROANER'S CORNER:(( How to cook a Turkey::

Bring home a turkey
Take a drink of scotch
Put turkey in the oven
Take another 2 drinks of scotch
Set the degree at 375 ovens
Have 3 more scotches
Turk the bastey
Scotch another bottle of get
Ponder the meat thermometer
Glass yourself a pour of scotch
Bake the scotch for 4 hours
Take the oven out of the turkey
Floor the turkey up off of the pick
Turk the carvey
Get yourself another scottle of botch
Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Bless the dinner and hope for the nest.
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The graduate with a science degree asks,
'Why does it work?'
The graduate with an engineering degree asks,
'How does it work?'
The graduate with an accounting degree asks,
'How much will it cost?'
The graduate with a liberal arts degree asks,
'Do you want fries with that?'

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3 comments:

  1. I loved the instructions on how to cook a turkey; and felt so sad for the picture of the old man and woman who were nothing but skin and bones and dressed in rags.... emotions all over the place..... :) :(

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    1. I'm not sure I got the old folks either. With a Dr Suess saying?
      No food, no clothes but rags. They must not be able to read, to know, to grow and go somewhere else. Just grow old and shrivel away. Did I get it???

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  2. Your car's rust got fixed quickly. Wow. Hope the bearing doesn't cost too much.

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