TWO DECKS DONE AND NONE TO GO

 CROCUS FLOWERS ARE USUALLY SEEN IN SPRING, BUT HERE ARE A FEW IN MY FRONT FLOWER BED

I finally finished my power washing project this afternoon.  Two decks done and none to go.

 COMING DOWN THE HOME STRETCH ON MY POWER WASH PROJECT

It's just about time for my annual frog round-up and I think I'm going to have it easier this year with not as many of the little fellas in the front yard frog pond as in the last few years.  In fact, I think I may only have three, maybe four.  My pond isn't deep enough for the frogs to spend the winter, so each year, with my frog net, I gently catch the guys and put them in a bucket.  And, with my wheelbarrow, I chauffeur them over to the Park's pond and ease them into the water where they can burrow deep into the pond's muddy bottom and safely spend the winter.  And, in the Spring, they come hopping back to my front yard again:))

 HOSTA FLOWERS ARE STILL IN BLOOM

Al's Music Box:: Midnight Train To Georgia by Gladys Knight and the Pips.

GROANER'S CORNER:(( A guy found a penguin and showed him to a policeman. The policeman said, "Take that penguin to the zoo, now." Next day the policeman sees the man with the penguin again. The policeman stops the guy and says, I told you yesterday to take the penguin to the zoo. What on earth are you doing with the penguin in your truck again?" The guy says, Yesterday I took him to the zoo, and today I'm taking him to the movies."

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An older man once said, "The secret to a long marriage is that we take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays. I go on Fridays".

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Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money," he demanded.
Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this - I'm a United States Congressman!" "In that case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money!"

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"I'm sorry," said the clerk in the flower shop, "we don't have potted geraniums. Could you use African violets instead?"
Replied the customer sadly, "No, it was geraniums my wife told me to water while she was away."

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When the company president learned that his employees were tanking up on no-trace vodka martinis during their lunch hours, he issued the following memo: To all employees: If you must drink during your lunch hours, please drink whiskey. It is better for our customers to know you're drunk than to think you're stupid.

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Al's Doggy World

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Al's Art Gallery