| IN OUR SUNROOM |
| TWO VANS SHOWED UP |
| THIS IS A SEPARATE COMPANY THAT WORKS ALONGSIDE EASTLINK DOING INSTALLATIONS AND TROUBLESHOOTING |
| HEADING INTO CLINTON THIS AFTERNOON UNDER A BIG PICTURESQUE SKY |
| WALKING AROUND THE FRONT YARD LOOKING FOR A FEW PICS |
| THIS PERIWINKLE WILL REMAIN GREEN ALL WINTER UNDER THE SNOW |
| A FEW PLANTS UNDER THE TALL PINE TREES WERE SPARED FROM THE HEAVY FROST A FEW NIGHTS AGO |
GROANER'S CORNER:(( Some coffee humor::
- A customer walks into a coffee shop. She asks the barista, “How much for a cup of coffee?” The barista points to the menu and says, “Five dollars for a cup of coffee and refills are free.” The customer responds, “Thanks. I’ll have a refill.”
- Don’t ever let anyone tell you fairy tales aren’t real. I wake up every morning to drink a potion made from magic beans that brings me back to life.
- Every morning, I see this exhausted woman who looks like she would murder someone for a cup of coffee. I really should move that mirror.
Q: What’s it called when you steal someone’s coffee?
A: A mugging!
Q: Why did the espresso keep checking his watch?
A: Because he was pressed for time.
Q: What did the coffee addict name her cats?
A: Cream and Sugar.
Q: What did the coffee say about its late assignment?
A: Better latte than never!
Q: What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
A: A depresso
Q: How are coffee beans like teenagers?
A: They are always getting grounded.
Q: What do you call it when you walk into a cafe you’re sure you’ve been to before?
A: Déjà brew.
- You mocha me very happy.
Y- ou’re brew-ti-ful.
- A woman walks into a coffee shop carrying a big chunk of asphalt under her arm. At the counter she says, “I’ll take a large latte for myself, please, and one for the road.”
- There are two types of people in this world: People who love Starbucks and liars.
If you replace your morning coffee with green tea….You can lose up to 87% of what little joy you feel in the morning.
She drank so much coffee at work, she considered it part of her daily grind.
A yawn is just a silent scream for coffee.
Coffee and I are the perfect blend.
Procaffeinating – the tendency to not start anything until you’ve had your coffee.
I like my men like I like my coffee…Tall, dark and rich.
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A teacher says, “Okay, class. Today, we're going to be talking about the tenses. If I say ‘I'm beautiful,' which tense is it?” Little Johnny raises his hand and says, “Obviously past tense, Miss.”
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