IN CASE THEY GET SNOWED IN FOR A FEW DAYS

We are in the path of a large cold front, which might be packing a wind-driven snow-loaded punch.  I remember it was the end of November last year that we had our first major snowstorm of the season.  Weather advisories have already been posted for our area.  Lorraine (Woodsy) headed back to Stratford this afternoon for a few days, and just made it in time, as sleet began bouncing off her windshield.  Lorraine and I slipped up to Goderich this morning to pick up a few grocery things.  A lot of people in Walmart were stocking up in case they get snowed in for a few days.

Al's Music Box:: Age Of Aquarius by the Fifth Dimension.

GROANER'S CORNER:(( A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three very large, leathered bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, and then took a seat at the counter.  The second walked up to the old man, spat into the old man's milk, and then he too took a seat at the counter.  The third walked up to the old man, turned over the old man's plate, and then he took a seat at the counter.  Without a word of protest, the old man quietly left the diner.  Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress, "Humph, not much of a man, was he?"  The waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his big-rig over three motorcycles."

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- How did the blind woman pierce her ear?
Answering the stapler.

- How much do pirates charge to pierce someone's ears?  A buck an ear.

- The annoying crow who wouldn't shut up lost its job. Why?  Well, there was just caws.

The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chastise him. "How could you possibly advise the client in the way you did? That was completely unethical. We are always conscious of Ethics in this firm. You do know what Ethics is don't you?"
The young partner is offended. "Of course, I know what Ethics is. It's a county in southern England."

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