Sunday, August 02, 2026

AND I WELCOME THAT

Rain came in the night and stayed for most of the morning, leaving the rest of the day dull and gloomy.  Knowing everything outside would be wet and muddy, the only time I slipped out the door was when I topped up one of the bird feeders.  So, I settled back in my chair, turned on the YouTube channel on my TV, and watched nine separate people talking about their near-death (NDE) eperiences.  I have read many books on this subject, and now, on YouTube, I can see and hear these people, and many others, tell their stories. I find it fascinating as well as educational.  It can certainly open one's mind to the realities around us, and I welcome that.  

Al's Music Box:: Turn Around Look At Me by The Vogues.

GROANER'S CORNER:(( One day an employee came in to work with both of his ears bandaged. When his boss asked him what happened, he explained: "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang, and I accidentally answered the iron instead of the phone!" "Well," the boss said, "that explains one ear, but what about the other?" "They called back!"
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I’ve been feeling a bit moody & run down recently, so I googled my symptoms to see what I have. Kids…I have kids!
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My grandson Jim found a penny in the grass and proudly displayed it to me.
"What good is it?" I said, "You can't buy anything with it." "Yes I can," Jim replied promptly. "I can buy a dream in a wishing well."
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A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class. As she ran, she prayed, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! Dear Lord, please don't let me be late!"
As she was running and praying, she tripped and fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress. She got up, brushed herself off, and started running again. Again, she prayed, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late!...and don't shove me again either!!"


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Saturday, August 01, 2026

MY FRIDGE AND FREEZER ARE ONCE AGAIN OVERFLOWING WITH ALL KINDS OF DELICIOUS THINGS

Under cloudy skies, my walking road was busy on both sides this morning.  On the west side, a farmer with an older tractor towing a hay wagon was busy loading the large round straw bales left over from the wheat harvest a couple of days ago.  On the east side of the road was another farmer with the same setup, loading hay bales onto a wagon from possibly a third Alfalfa field.  In the midst of all this, a third farmer came down the gravel road on a Bobcat with forks.  He swung into the number two Alfalfa field that was harvested and baled a couple weeks ago and retrieved one of those big rectangular-shaped plastic-wrapped alfalfa bales and headed back up the road.  In the middle of all this was me, happily strolling along the road, watching everything.

 ON THE EAST SIDE OF MY WALKING ROAD
 ON THE WEST SIDE OF MY WALKING ROAD
 HE JUST UNHOOKED THE HAYWAGON TO GO PICK UP SOME MORE BALES WITH THE TRACTOR
 IF THIS CLUMP OF STRAW IS LEFT IN THE FIELD ALL WINTER, IT WILL MAKE FOR A COZY MOUSE HOUSE TO SOME FURRY LITTLE CRITTERS
Straight home after my walk, I proceeded to take the E-bikes and carrier off the car, and put the trailer hitch on.  The utility trailer had a load of yard waste in it, so I backed up, hooked onto the trailer, and hauled it off to the Park's recycling area.  By the time I got back and parked the utility trailer, the humidity had ramped up to a point where I retreated inside to the cool air-conditioned house and basically stayed there for the rest of the day.  Woodsy (Lorraine) headed back to Stratford late this afternoon, and my fridge and freezer are once again overflowing with all kinds of delicious things:))

 BACK AT OUR PARK, I ALWAYS LIKE THIS LADY'S WILD FLOWEER GARDEN
Al's Music Box:: On Broadway by The Drifters.

 I SEE THESE TWO FROGS EVERY DAY AND THEY SURE ARE THE BEST OF PALS
GROANER'S CORNER:(( A young preacher was asked by the local funeral director to hold a graveside burial service at a small local cemetery for someone with no family or friends. The exuberant young preacher headed out early but quickly got himself lost, making several wrong turns. Eventually, a half-hour late, he saw the backhoe and its crew, but the hearse was nowhere in sight, and the workmen were eating lunch. The diligent young pastor went to the open grave and found the vault lid already in place. Taking out his book, he read the service. Feeling guilty because of his tardiness, he preached an impassioned and lengthy service, sending the deceased to the great beyond in style. As he was returning to his car, he overheard one of the workmen say, "I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years and I ain't never seen anything like that before."

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Q: What is the definition of an accountant?
A: Someone who solves a problem, you didn't know you had, in a way you don't understand.

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As the storm raged, the captain realized his ship was sinking fast. He called out, "Anyone here know how to pray?" One man stepped forward. "Aye, Captain, I know how to pray." "Good," said the captain, "You pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets. We're one short."
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- The invisible couple had a kid. He wasn't much to look at either!

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A man was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and his wife was sitting at his bedside. His eyes fluttered open, and he murmured, "You're beautiful." Flattered, the wife continued her vigil while he drifted back to sleep. Later, her husband woke up and said, "You're cute." "What happened to 'beautiful?'" she asked him. "The drugs are wearing off," he replied.




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