Friday, July 24, 2026

NOW, IF I COULD HAVE JUST........

 THIS CANADA THISTLE IS GOING TO SEED

Another gorgeously perfect weather day.  Now, if I could have just gotten myself enthused enough to have taken an active part in it. 

 ANOTHER MIGHTY FINE MORNING FOR MY COUNTRY WALK

 A LONE GRAIN WAGON AWAITS ITS LOAD OF WHEAT
 NOT SURE WHAT THIS FARMER IS DOING, BUT THE WORD 'SCUFFLING' COMES TO MIND
Al's Music Box:: I Can See Clearly Now by Johnny Nash.

 WHEAT
GROANER'S CORNER:(( Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some time. After inquiring about each other's health, one asked how the other's husband was doing. "Oh! Ted passed away last week. He went out to the garden to dig up a cabbage for dinner, had a heart attack and dropped down dead right there in the middle of the vegetable patch!" "Oh dear! I'm so very sorry," replied her friend. "What did you do?"  "Opened a can of peas instead."

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Q: How can you tell if the little Moron is a good cook?
A: She 
gets the Pop-Tart out of the toaster in one piece.

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A drunken man walked up to a parking meter and put in some change. The meter goes up to sixty, and he says, "Hey, I lost 100 pounds!"
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My Uncle Elroy used to sell pants for 25 cents apiece. Everyone called him Quarter Roy.

My sister-in-law, a truck driver, had decided to get a dog for protection since she drove all over the country. As she inspected a likely candidate, the trainer told her, “He doesn't like men.” “Perfect,” my sister-in-law thought and took the dog. Then one day she was approached by two men in a parking lot, and she watched to see how her canine bodyguard would react. Soon it became clear that the trainer wasn't kidding. As the men got closer, the dog ran under the nearest car.

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A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the husband sarcastically asked, "Are they relatives of yours?" "Yes," his wife replied. "I married into the family."

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Thursday, July 23, 2026

I LIKE IT THAT MY POSITIVE ENERGY IS FLOWING AGAIN

After my Wednesday night walk, and with a coffee in hand from Clinton's Tim Hortons, my phone alerted me that in six minutes, the International Space Station would be overhead, heading from west to east.  Minutes later, at my night sky spot, I stepped out of the car and looked to the west.  Sure enough, there it was in the western sky to the right of the Planet Venus, headed my way.  It took about a minute to pass over and disappear to the east.  I remembered nights long ago at the old farmhouse near Fullarton, Ontario, when we would often see the ISS sailing silently through the stars.  I had a program on our computer at the time that told us when the ISS was in our area, which direction it was coming from and going to, and the approximate length of time it would be visible.

 WEDNESDAY NIGHT'S MOON
On my way to my walking road this morning I was startled when a treetop-flying airplane crossed the road right in front of me.  I recognized it right away as a crop duster.  Hurrying to my walking spot, I was able to snag a few photos of the plane working a field to the west out of my view.  I wondered if it was the same plane and pilot I had seen a couple of summers ago in the area.  I found the company's website online at that time and sent the owner some of the better photos I took.  The owner emailed me back, thanked me for the photos, and said that it was his daughter flying the plane that morning.  I wondered today if that might have been her again. Udate:: I think this was a different company based south of Lucan, Ontario. General Airspray ....... Following my walk, I slipped into Bayfield and got myself a much-needed haircut at the Bayfield Village Clippers.  With it being the summer season, I was very fortunate to find a parking space along Main Street.

 OKAY, SO COMING HOME WITH MY SCHOOLBOY HAIRCUT, I HAD TO REACH UP AND RUFFLE IT UP SO THAT IT WOULD LOOK MORE LIKE ME IN THE PICTURE
Home again, out came the hose, my car washing bucket, and vacuum cleaner.  Yes, I was having a much better day than the last few days.  I like it when my positive energy starts flowing again:))

I kinda got my pictures and paragraphs a wee bit out of order, so below are the airplane pics that should have been under the first paragraph.

I ESTIMATE THE PLANE WAS OVER HALF A MILE AWAY SO MY LONG TELEPHOTO SHOTS AREN'T THE BEST, BUT HERE THEY ARE ANYWAY

 THE SPRAYER NOZZLES ARE ACTIVATED HERE
 NO, HE'S NOT SPRAYING THE CORNFIELD HERE, HE'S SPRAYING A FIELD ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CORN FIELD
YOU CAN SEE THE SPRAY COMING OUT HERE
THE  GROWLING SOUND OF THIS GRUMMAN G-164 AG-CAT REMINDED ME A LOT OF THE 'HARVARD' AIRCRAFT I HAVE SEEN AT AIR SHOWS YEARS AGO.  THE HARVARD'S AMERICAN NAME IS A 'NORTH AMERICAN T-6 TEXAN
 MAKING A WIDE RIGHT TURN AT THE NORTH END OF THE FIELD AND HEADING MY WAY, I FIGURED THAT WAS PROBABLY HIS LAST PASS OVER THE FIELD
 AND IT WAS, AS HE SWOOPS NEARLY OVERHEAD MAKING A GENTLE LEFT TURN TO THE SOUTHEAST AND YOU CAN REALLY SEE THE SPRAY NOZZLE BAR HERE
 YUP, HE'S POINTED HIS NOSE IN THE DIRECTION OF HOME SOUTH OF LUCAN ONTARIO
As so often happens with this short-term memory of mine over these past years, I had forgotten to mention the sad passing of a fellow blogger and reader a few months ago.  Marlene Klopfer from Marlene and Benno's Odessys On Land and Water sadly passed away several months ago.  We never met Marlene and Benno, but Marlene would sometimes comment on my blog when I was following them in the refurbishing of an old boat, and she sounded like a very nice lady.  They lived along the northern shores of Lake Erie, down around Leamington, Ontario somewhere.  Thanks to long-time reader, Yankee Flyer , for jogging my mind about her passing.

Our weather has turned perfect again with warm (not hot) days, and cool (not cold) nights.  If only we could hang onto these great weather days until next year at this time when we could again renew our desire for another year.
TALL CORN STOCKS ARE GROWING THEIR TASSLES

SIX AND SEVEN FOOT CORNSTOCKS BENDING IN THE WIND
 CORN COBS ARE GROWING QUICKLY
 THE ONLY THING LEFT IN THIS HARVESTED WHEAT FIELD ARE THE STRAIGHT ROWS OF STUBBLE
 FROM THE WHEAT HARVEST, THESE LARGE STRAWBALES ARE PILED HIGH AT THE EDGE OF THE FIELD
Al's Music Box:: Boppin The Blues by Carl Perkins.

GROANER'S CORNER:(( A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in the road, and the car became bogged. After a few minutes of trying to get the car out by themselves, they saw a young farmer coming down the lane, driving some oxen before him. He stopped when he saw the couple in trouble and offered to pull the car out of the mud for $50. The husband accepted, and minutes later, the car was free.  The farmer turned to the husband and said, "You know, you're the tenth car I've helped out of the mud today." The husband looks around at the fields, incredulously, and asks the farmer, "When do you have time to plough your fields? At night? "No," the young farmer replied, seriously. "Night is when I put the water in the hole."

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Johnathan asked his young son, 'Greg, do you think I’m a bad father?' 'My name is Andrew,' replied his son.

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10 Things You Never Hear in Church::

1. Hey! It's my turn to sit in the front pew!
2. I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25 minutes over time.
3. Personally, I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf.
4. I've decided to give our church the $500 a month I used to send to TV evangelists.
5. I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the Junior High Sunday School class.6. Forget the denominational minimum salary. Let's pay our pastor so he can live like we do.
7. I love it when we sing hymns I've never heard before!
8. Since we're all here, let's start the service early.
9. Pastor, we'd like to send you to this Bible seminar in the Bahamas.
10. Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like our annual stewardship campaign!

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