Tuesday, October 27, 2026

A SLIGHTLY PRODUCTIVE DAY

 ANOTHER DUCKY MORNING
It was a semi-sunny morning sporting a cold east wind that found me out on my country road earlier today.  Knowing that my Autumn strolls will soon be coming to an end for the year, I try to appreciate my time spent outside these days. Farmers were busy with their corn harvest this morning as well.  We might have some rain heading our way later in the week, so the push is on.

 IT'S A BUSY TIME FOR FARMERS IN OUR AREA RIGHT NOW
SEEING A WHITE SERVICE VAN IN THIS FIELD, I SENSE SOMETHING WRONG HERE
 I THINK THE PROBLEM MAY BE WITH THE COMBINE'S HOPPER....ANYWAY, IT LOOKS LIKE THE BOYS ARE CHECKING IT OUT
 AN 18-WHEELER PATIENTLY WAITS TO BE LOADED WITH CORN
Lorraine (Woodsy) and our good neighbor Monica went grocery shopping in Goderich this morning.  I decided to haul another trailer load of leaves to the park's recycling area.  I consider that a slightly productive day.

 AT THE RECYCLING AREA
 I HAD LOTS OF HELP WORKING AROUND THE YARD TODAY 
COLORFUL AUTUMN LEAVES ON THE GROUND IN MY BUNNY TRAIL AREA

Memories Music Box::  You Were On My Mind by the We Five.

GROANER'S CORNER:(( A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He made it himself and he was so proud. Anxiously, he waited to hear the verdict. The grandmother in all her life had never had such a bad cup of coffee. As she forced down the last sip, his grandmother noticed three of those little green army guys were in the bottom of the cup. She asked, "Honey, why would three of your little army men be in the bottom of my cup?" Her grandson replied, "You know, Grandma, it's like on TV. 'The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup'."

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- Being blocked and unfriended by some people on Facebook is like the trash taking itself out.

- My Russian mechanic souped up my car. Now it drives like a Borscht!

Q: Why was Adam a famous runner?
A: Because he was first in the human race.

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Two little Morons were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't.
The little Moron with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch his breath, and his friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain, and the top is down."

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There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking his beer, minding his own business, when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and -- WHACK!! -- knocks him off the bar stool and onto the floor. The big dude says, "That was a karate chop from Korea." The little guy thinks "GEEZ," but he gets back up on the stool and starts drinking again when all of a sudden -- WHACK!! -- the big dude knocks him down AGAIN and says, "That was a judo chop from Japan." So the little guy has had enough of this... He gets up, brushes himself off and quietly leaves. The little guy is gone for an hour or so when he returns. Without saying a word, he walks up behind the big dude and -- WHAM!!!" -- knocks the big dude off his stool, knocking him out cold!!! The little guy looks at the bartender and says, "When he gets up, tell him that's a crowbar from Sears.

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Monday, October 26, 2026

AND THAT'S THE END OF MY LITTLE RHYME

 DUCKIES
A cloudy day, but that's okay; sometimes I just like it that way.  Sunshine and rain, kinda the same.  Snowy days, not all the time.  And that's the end of my little rhyme.

Memories Music Box:: Hit The Road Jack by Ray Charles.

GROANER'S CORNER:(( A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner.  After some wheeling and dealing, they settled for $10,000 for the duck and the pot. Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, "Your duck is a ripoff! I put him on the pot before a whole audience, and he didn't dance a single step!" "So?" asked the ducks former owner, "Did you light the candle under the pot?"

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October 26 is National Pumpkin Day in the USA::

How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch!

What do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach? A life-gourd!

What did the pumpkin say to its carver?
Cut it out!

What do you get if you divide a pumpkin`s circumference by its diameter? Pumpkin pi!

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After the revival had concluded, the three pastors were discussing the results with one another. The Methodist minister said, "The revival worked out great for us! We gained 4 new families." The Baptist preacher said, "We did better than that! We gained 6 new families." The Presbyterian pastor said, "Well, we did even better than that! We got rid of our 10 biggest trouble makers!"
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In life's final moments, many may wish they had spent less time pleasing others and more time living a life that made them happy.
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