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| MY GOOD BUDDY RICHARD GAVE ME THIS UNUSUAL ROCK A FEW YEARS AGO |
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| I'M CONFIDENT THAT I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY REMOVED ALL THE FROGS FROM THE FRONT YARD POND....THERE WERE ONLY FIVE OF THEM TO TRANSPORT THIS YEAR |
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| RELOCATED HOSTAS TODAY |
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| KIND OF A LAZY SATURDAY MORNING AT A NEIGHBOR'S FARM DOWN THE ROAD |
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| I THINK THIS LITTLE FELLOW WAS FEELING A LITTLE LAZIER THAN THE OTHERS |
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| WITH A PARTIAL CLOUD COVER FRIDAY NIGHT, I STAYED IN AND MADE MY OWN STARS |
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| AND ON THE TELEVISION'S YOUTUBE CHANNEL I HAD RELAXING ORIENTAL MEDITATION MUSIC PLAYING....YEP, THAT'S MY IDEA OF A NICE NIGHT |
GROANER'S CORNER:(( A poet and a scientist were traveling together on a plane. The scientist was bored and said to the poet, "Hey, you, do you want to play a game? I'll ask you a question, and if you get it wrong, you give me $5. Then, you ask me a question, and if I can't answer it, I'll give you $5." The poet thought about this for a moment, but he decided against it, seeing that the scientist was obviously a very bright man. He politely turned down the scientist's offer. The scientist, who was really bored, tried again. "Look, I'll ask you a question, and if you can't answer it, you give me $5. Then you ask me a question, and if I can't answer it, I'll give you $50." The poet agreed. "Okay," the scientist said, "what is the exact distance between the Earth and the Moon?" The poet, obviously not knowing the answer, didn't stop to think about the scientist's question. He took a $5 bill out of his pocket and handed it to the scientist. The scientist happily accepted the bill and promptly said, "Okay, now it's your turn." The poet thought about this for a few minutes, then asked, "All right, what goes up a mountain on three legs, but comes down on four?" The bright glow quickly vanished from the scientist's face. He thought about this for a long time, taking out his notepad and making numerous calculations. He finally gave up on his notepad and took out his laptop, using his Multimedia Encyclopedia. As the plane was landing, the scientist gave up. He reluctantly handed the poet a $50 bill. The poet accepted it graciously, getting ready to stand up. "Wait!" the scientist shouted, "you can't do this to me! What's the answer?" The poet looked at the scientist and calmly put a $5 bill into his hand.
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“Wall-to-wall” was once a magical term in our homes. In the '50s, everyone covered his or her hardwood floors with wall-to-wall carpeting! Today, everyone replaces their wall-to-wall carpeting with hardwood floors. Go figure.
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- My dad quit his job to pursue his dream in archeology His career is now in ruins.
- What’s the difference between good archeology jokes and bad archeology jokes?
It depends on how deep it goes.
Q: Why don’t mummies take time off?
A: They’re afraid to unwind.
Q: Why don’t mummies have friends?
A: Because they’re too wrapped up in themselves.
Q: What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A: It’s a pain in the neck.
Q: What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
A: The grim sweeper.
Q: Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road safely?
A: The crossing gourd.
Sunday after church, a Mom asked her very young daughter what the lesson was about.
The daughter answered, *'Don't be scared, you'll get your quilt.'* Needless to say, the Mom was perplexed. Later in the day, the pastor stopped by for tea, and the Mom asked him what that morning's Sunday school lesson was about. He said, *'Be not afraid, thy comforter is coming.'
Al's Doggy World
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Al's Doggy World
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| HIS NAME WAS BIG JAKE, AND HIS TWO BEST BUDDIES WERE TWO BOSTON TERRIERS NAMED SOPHIE AND LOUIE...I SAID MY LAST GOODBYE TO BIG JAKE AT OUR HOUSE IN CONGRESS, ARIZONA, ELEVEN YEARS AGO. THOSE DOGGIES' MOM & DAD WERE JEAN AND SKIP FROM BRITISH COLUMBIA |
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