| FARMER'S NEWLY PLANTED CROPS ARE ALREADY VISIBLE AND I SUSPECT THIS MIGHT BE CORN |
| NOT A CLOUD TO BE SEEN IN A CLEAR BLUE SKY THIS MORNING |
| NICE TO SEE THE YELLOW LEAVES OF A SUNBURST LOCUST TREE IN THE FRONT YARD |
I'm trying something here that may or may not work. Special Events in the Night Sky for the month of June
| DECIDED TO LEAVE THE BICYCLE CARRIER ON THE CAR BECAUSE IT FOLDS UP |
GROANER'S CORNER:(( A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day, an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day, there was a sandstorm. Several days later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained for the entire day. "This Indian is amazing," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather. However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian failed to show up for a couple of weeks. Finally, the director sent for him. "I have a big scene to shoot tomorrow," the director said, "and I'm counting on you. What will the weather be like?" "Not know," replied the Indian, shrugging his shoulders. "Radio broken!"
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The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office. "What's your name?" he asked the new guy. "John," the new guy replied. The manager scowled, "Look... I don't know what kind of namby-pamby place you worked before, but I don't call anyone by their first name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my employees by their last name only ... Smith, Jones, Baker ... That's all. I am to be referred to only as Mr. Robertson. Now that we got that straight, what is your last name?" The new guy sighed, "Darling. My name is John Darling." "Okay John, the next thing I want to tell you is . . . "
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A few mis-written classified classics!!!
** A superb and economical restaurant. Fine food, expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.
** No matter what your topcoat is made of, this miracle spray will make it really repellent.
** Sale! Sale! An antique desk suitable for a lady with thick legs and large drawers.
** We don't tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
** Great chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
** Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.
** Dinner Special - Turkey $2.75; Chicken or Beef $2.50; Children $2.00.
** Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.
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An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency. An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor. "So, what is it?" grumbled the governor. "Judge Garber has just died," said the attorney, "and I want to take his place." The governor replied: "Well, it's OK with me if it's OK with the undertaker."
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