TOMORROW WILL BE YET ANOTHER FINE DAY

 APPLES ON THE GROUND

Rain came in the night and stayed all day, leaving me with not much to say.  Maybe tomorrow the sun will shine and I'll be fine.  But if I'm not please know that I am okay and tomorrow will be yet another fine day. 

 THIS LOADED RED CURRENT BUSH MAY SUGGEST A LONG COLD WINTER

Al's Music Box:: I Left My Heart In San Francisco by Tony Bennett.

GROANER'S CORNER:(( A policeman brought four boys before a judge."They were causing an awful lot of commotion at the zoo, Your Honor," he said. "Boys," said the judge sternly, "I never like to hear reports of juvenile delinquency. Now I want each of you to tell me your name and what you were doing wrong." "My name is George," said the first boy, "and I threw peanuts into the elephant pen." "My name is Pete," said the second boy, "and I threw peanuts into the elephant pen." "My name is Mike," said the third boy, "and I threw peanuts into the elephant pen." "My name is Peanuts," said the fourth boy.

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Three Jewish mothers are sitting on a bench talking about how much their sons love them. Sadie says, "You know the Chagall painting hanging in my living room? My son, Arnold, bought that for me for my 75th birthday. What a good boy he is; he loves his mother." Minnie says,"You call that love? You know the Mercedes I just got for Mother's Day? That's from my son Bernie. What a doll." Shirley says "That's nothing. You know my son Stanley? He's in analysis with a psychoanalyst in Harley Street. Five sessions a week. And what does he talk about?........ Me."

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A college pizza delivery boy arrived at the house of Mr.Smith. He delivered the pizza to his customer. After giving it to him, Mr. Smith asked: "What is the usual tip?" "Well," replied the youth, "this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter out of you, I'll be doing great." "Is that so?" snorted Mr. Smith. "Well, just to show them how wrong they are, here's five dollars." "Thanks," replied the youth, "I'll put this in my school fund." "What are you studying in school?" asked the customer. The lad smiled and said: "Applied psychology."  

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AND, THAT WAS ABOUT IT

 A FEW PHOTOS AROUND OUR PARK THIS MORNING

Not much going on today, folks.  Cleaned out some weed trees behind the carport, and that was about it.  Better days ahead, they tell me.

I SEE A SESAME STREET CHARACTER HERE

 THE LATEST NEW UNIT TO ARRIVE IS IN THE PROCESS OF BEING SET UP

 AND A FEW PICS FROM THE UNINHABITED SOUTH END OF THE PARK

Al's Music Box:: Snowbird by Anne Murray.

GROANER'S CORNER:(( Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it?" "I think so," the man replied. "My wife has made appetizers, and we have a caterer coming to provide plenty of cookies and cakes for all of our guests." "I don't mean that," the priest responded. "I mean, are you prepared spiritually?"  "Oh, sure," came the reply. "I picked up a couple cases of beer and a bottle of whiskey too.

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A tired traveler decided to find a hotel for the night. He stumbled to the front desk and said to the clerk, “Pardon me, I’m exhausted. I’ve been driving for fourteen hours; I’m hungry, and I have a headache. Can you just tell me what room I’m in?”

“Certainly, sir,” the helpful clerk replied. “You are in the lobby.”

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Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?

Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals!
Mother: Why did you say that, Junior? Why did you ask that question?
Johnny: It's because I saw one on Daddy's lettuce, but now it's gone.

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