Wednesday, September 02, 2026

HAD MYSELF IN QUITE A SCHMOZZLE THIS MORNING

We have a bad storm happening right now with tornado warnings so I am posting this early before the power goes out
Finally, clear skies Tuesday evening, so I set off about 7:45.  About a mile and half east on Bayfield River Road, I saw something odd on the road ahead.  It was large and appeared to be black.  As I drew closer, I saw it was a cow, and then I saw another couple of cows making their way down into the left side ditch.   Slowing down I spotted half a dozen more cows at the end of a farm lane on the right-hand side.  They too were making for the road.  There was no oncoming traffic or anyone behind me, so I slowed right up and carefully turned into that farm lane, and headed for the house therein.  A lady was already out, so I pulled up to tell her about the cows.  She said she knew and had already called her son.  I turned around and headed back down the farm lane, thinking I had better park the car and help the farm fella wrangle those cows off the road.  I had no clue how to even begin to do something like that.  Well, I needn't have worried because up the farm lane came the young farmer in a side-by-side ATV.  He was dangling a white bucket out the side, and there right along behind him came all the cows following pretty much in single file.  With him calling to the cows, 'Koe-boss' 'Koe-boss', I instinctively knew he must have had some cow food in that bucket.  And not only that, but he obviously knew exactly what to do to get those cows quickly off the road.  Needless to say, I didn't have to throw a saddle on anything, nor hunt me up a length of rope to make a lariat out of.  Lassoing cattle isn't necessarily my strongest point anyway.  

 A QUICK SHAKY SHOT OF THE LAST COW RUNNING BY ME
 AND ANOTHER QUICK SHOT IN MY SIDEVIEW MIRROR OF THE FARMER LEADING THE COWS BACK TO THEIR PASTURE
Nice evening for a walk, a coffee to go in Clinton, and some quiet time at my stargazing spot on Tower Hill Line.     

I JUST MADE IT TO MY WALKING ROAD IN TIME TO CATCH A QUICK GLIMPSE OF THE SETTING SUN PEEKING OUT FROM BEHIND A HEAVY CLOUD COVER ON THE HORIZON
Our power went off in the night but came back on again.  However, when I woke up this morning, both the TV and internet were offline, so you can already see where I'm headed with my schmozzle.  Not knowing if it was a Tuckersmith Communications (my internet provider) problem or just my setup here at home, I decided to wait until the Tuckersmith office was open in Bayfield.  Besides, I had a prescription to drop off at Michaels Pharmasave, and it was in the same location as Tuckersmith.  The lady at Tuckersmith had me go home and unplug (reboot) the Eero modem Box thingy, then wait thirty seconds and plug it back into the power outlet on my surge protector bar.  Did that, and the little Eero light did not come on, meaning I was still not connected to the internet.  I absolutely hate having to get on the phone and call tech support, but I was dead in the water and had no choice.  I've had so many negative experiences dealing with people online whom I couldn't understand most of the time, waiting in a long phone queue to be heard, and then having to enter passwords, PIN numbers, birth dates, the color of my favorite dog, and the license plate number of my very first car.  These are the reasons I switched from my Eastlink Internet Provider based in Halifax, Nova Scotia, to Tuckersmith Communications, based in Seaforth, Ontario, only a twenty-minute drive from here.  And that change of internet providers paid off this morning.  Right away, I was in touch with a nice lady speaking plain English, asking only, 'how may I help you'.  She was very patient with me in getting everything up and running again.  In fact, she had more patience with me than I generally have with myself.  But still, getting everything going again was no easy task for me.  I won't go into all the things I had to do, re-do, and do all over again because of my mistakes, but it was a lengthy process. Well, at least it seemed that way to me.  And why was that?? Because I was the one making the mistakes.  But, despite all that, little did the lady or I, know that there was another contributing factor.  Unbeknownst at the time, the surge protector that everything is plugged into had been compromised.  Anyway, we did get everything up and running somehow and I was briefly a happy camper.  Except it didn't last long.  I noticed my Bose sound bar was not powering up.  So, I guess in unplugging the power cord, I somehow knocked out the internet and TV again.  It's a wonder I still have any hair left because I sure felt like ripping it out by the handful.  So, somewhere in the agonizing process of trying to get things up and running again, I made a discovery.  Some of the power outlets in the surge protector didn't seem to be working.  Or, they would work okay and then they wouldn't, and that kind of made sense as to why we had trouble earlier getting things going.  I didn't want to call tech support back and have that poor lady painstakingly guide me through everything again, so I took a chance and unplugged everything from the surge protector and replaced it with a simple power bar.  Before I introduced the power bar into the system, I plugged it into a power outlet in the washroom and then plugged my electric shaver into the seven outlets to make sure they all worked.  They did.  Back behind the TV I went and rehooked up everything.  With great apprehension, I waited for things to cycle up.  Everything did, and I was lucky enough to remember the programming procedures for getting both the TV and Internet back up and online again.  But oh my, what a schmozzle it had been!!  At least I now have a better chance of figuring this all out if it happens again.  Well, that is if it happens again within the next twenty minutes because after that, my memory will have cleared itself of al helpful instructions:((

 AND YES, THERE ARE STILL A FEW DANDELIONS GROWING ALONG THE ROADSIE
It was just too hot and humid for me to even think about venturing outside this afternoon so it was more time spent on my exercise bike watching interesting things on YouTube.

 ONE OF MY LITTLE PALS PEEKING IN THE PATIO DOOR AND WONDERING WHERE I AM AND WHY I HAVEN'T COME OUT TO PLAY TODAY
A Blast From Our Past:: Bloggers.....We're Quite A Bunch In my third year of blogging, I wrote a few paragraphs about bloggin in this post back in September of 2009, and it had to do with my thoughts about blogging at that time.  The paragraphs are near the end of that daily blog, and begin with the words, 'Had an interesting email from a fellow Blogger friend'.  Also, Facebook threw my some photos from our first year RVing to the southwest.  Due to a water pump leak in our fifthwheel while doing an overnighter at Eastern Arizona's Patagonia Lake State Park we had to head for a repair facility in Tucson, Arizona.  I was called Beaudry RV Park.  While there for a few days, we decided to take the pick up truck and head off and head off to have a look around the west side of Tucson.  One of the places we stopped at was, ?? This is where many of the old Western movies were made many years ago.  Most of the original set burned down, but part of it had been rebuilt.  Kelly and I wandered around looking at things and then all of a sudden we ended up in a gunfight on the street.  Below are the photos took of that gunfight.  

 YOU CAN SEE KELLY STANDING THERE DRESSED IN BLACK
 WE VENTURED INTO THE GRAND PALACE SALOON

 AND THEN A GUNFIGHT BROKE OUT IN THE STREET
 OF COURSE IT WAS ALL PLAY ACTING TO SHOW HOW AND WHERE THE OLD MOVIES WERE MADE
 OUR GMC TRUCK AND ROCKWOOD FIFTH WHEEL WEST OF TUCSON, ARIZONA
 IN A  SMALL PARKING AREA AT THE FOOT OF THE QUINLAN MOUNTAINS....KELLY STAYED HERE WITH THE DOGGY GUYS WHILE I DROVE UP INTO THOSE MOUNTAINS TO THE KITT PEAK NATIONAL OBSERVATORY FOR A LOOK AROUND
 IN THE FIFTH WHEEL, THERE'S KELLY AT THE TABLE WITH OUR ONLY LAPTOP AT THE TIME, WHILE RELAXING ON THE COUCH ARE CORA (MOTORMOUSE) AND MAX, WHILE CHECKERS IS STRETCHED OUT ON THE FLOOR
Al's Music Box:((  Morning Has Broken by Cat Stevens.

GROANER'S CORNER:(( While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer, wine, and liquor section. One asked the other if she would like a beer. The second nun answered that, indeed, it would be very nice to have one, but that she would feel uncomfortable purchasing it. The first nun replied that she would handle it without a problem. She picked up a six-pack and took it to the cashier. The cashier was surprised, so the nun said, This is for washing our hair. Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter and put a package of pretzel sticks in the bag with the beer. The curlers are on me.

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"The Jewish people have observed their 5758th year as a people," the Hebrew teacher informed his class. "Consider that the Chinese have observed only their 4695th. What does this mean to you?" After a reflective pause, one student volunteered, "Well, for one thing, the Jewish people had to do without Chinese food for 1063 years."

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A plane hit a patch of severe turbulence and the passengers were holding on tight as it rocked and reeled through the night. A little old lady turned to a minister who was sitting behind her and said, "You're a man of God. Can't you do something about this?" He replied, "Sorry, I can't. I'm in sales, not management."

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A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to synagogue. Alarmed by the old fellow's absence after so many years of faithful attendance, the Rabbi went to see him. He found him in excellent health, so the Rabbi asked, "How come after all these years we don't see you at services anymore?" The old man caustiously looked around and lowered his voice. "I'll tell you, Rabbi," he whispered. "When I got to be 90, I expected God to take me any day. But then I got to be 95, then 100, then 105. So I figured that God is very busy and must've forgotten about me, and I don't want to remind Him!"

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Two little Morons were building a barn. While putting up the inside wall, one noticed that the other little Moron was tossing every other nail into the garbage can.He asked, "Why are you throwing those nails away?" The other little Moron answered, "The pointed end is on the wrong end of the nail." The other little Moron said, "Well, don't throw those away, we can use those on the outside wall!"

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Tuesday, September 01, 2026

OVERDUE FOR A STAR FIX

 CLOUDED SULPHUR BUTTERFLIES ACCOMPANIED ME ON MY WALK THIS MORNING, AND I THINK THAT IS A KNAPWEED FLOWER IT IS ON
I always know when it's Tuesday morning.  The almost pre-dawn rumbling and clunking of the garbage truck generally wakes me up.  Clankety clunkety bang!!  But that was okay; it wasn't raining for a change, and before too long, morning sunshine came streaming through the living room window.  With my spirits lifted, I was soon out the door and off to my walking road. Humidity was at 97% and it felt a bit muggy.  But that didn't deter the butterflies and grasshoppers alongside the road from accompanying me on my morning gravel road stroll.

 I LUCKILY CAUGHT THIS LITTLE GUY IN FLIGHT
Had some errands to run in Goderich, so after my walk, off I went.  Coffee to go at McD's, and down to the harbor I did go.  Driving out to Rotary Cove, I saw a couple of people looking up over the lake, with one person pointing up at something.  A quick glance skywards, and I saw a large four-engine plane, low, and heading shorewards.  Stopped quick and cracked off a few shots as the C-30 'Hercules' flew straight overtop me.  In my navy days, I once caught a ride on one of these from the naval base in Shearwater, Nova Scotia, to an airbase inTrenton, Ontario, and then hitchhiked 175 miles farther to my hometown of Tavistock, Ontario. (near Stratford) Back up out of the harbor this morning, I made a couple of stops in Goderich, with Walmart being one of them.  I was home again shortly before noon, and amazingly enough.....the sun was still shining.

With temps at 80F and the humidity high, I spent most of the afternoon inside, with the exception of raking up a wheelbarrow of pine needles out behind the carport.  Had it not been shady there, I would not have done that.  Inside again, I spent some time on my exercise bike watching a few YouTube videos of interest.  What a great and enjoyable way to educate oneself.

 SPOTTED THIS YELLOW GARDEN SPIDER ON MY WALK THIS MORNING

 A VERY HANDSOME CHAP INDEED
 MY iPHONE IDENTIFIED THIS SMALL BEE-LIKE CREATURE AS A DRONE FLY
I had my fingers crossed for clear skies Monday night, but it didn't happen.  I'm hoping today's sunny skies extend into this evening.  I think it's been almost a week since I was last out at night, and I am definitely overdue for a star fix.

 CAME ACROSS THIS GROUP OF SHEEP EARLIER TODAY

 I THINK THIS FELLOW HAS A SMILEY FACE
Al's Music Box:: Unchained Melody by The Righteous Brothers, featuring Bobby Hatfield.

 A DRONE FLY ON A KNAPWEED FLOWER
GROANER'S CORNER:(( A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a patient's room to find his patient sitting on the floor, sawing at a piece of wood with the side of his hand. Meanwhile, another patient was in the room, hanging from the ceiling by his feet. The doctor asked his patient what he was doing, sitting on the floor. The patient replied in an irritated fashion, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired, "And what is the fellow hanging from the ceiling doing?" "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a light bulb." The doctor asks, "If he's your friend, don't you think you should get him down from there before he hurts himself?" "What? And work in the dark?"

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Coffee Jokes - to celebrate International Coffee Day

I like my coffee but not made by me.

Why did the coffee file a police report?
Because it got mugged!

What do you call sad coffee? A depresso.

How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it.

Why are Italians so good at making coffee?
Because they know how to espresso themselves.

What did the coffee say to its date? "Hey there, hot stuff!"

What's the best Beatles song about coffee?
"Latte Be."

Why did the barista get fired?
They kept showing up latte.

Why do coffee shops have bad Wi-Fi?
Because they want you to espresso yourself instead.

How is divorce like an espresso? It's expensive and bitter.


Why did the coffee bean keep checking his watch? Because he was pressed for time.

What do you call it when you steal someone's coffee? A mugging.

How are coffee beans like teenagers?
They're always getting grounded.

What did the caffeine addict name his cats?
Cream and Sugar.

Why do programmers prefer dark coffee?
Because light attracts bugs.

What do you call it when coffee hurts you?
A brew-tality.

What do you call a newborn coffee bean?
A little squirt!

Why do coffee beans always show up early?
Because they get roasted!

How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.

What do you call a cow who just gave birth?
De-calf-inated.

How do programmers prefer their coffee?
They like it in Java.

Why do coffee lovers prefer dark roast?
Because light roast keeps them up at night.

What happens when you steal someone’s coffee? It causes a mug shot!

Why was the coffee shop so quiet?
Because everyone was staying grounded

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While the family was sitting around the dinner table, Jennifer, 5, turned to her brother Andy, 3, and pointed to her dad. "That's not your real father," she said, startling the whole family. "Yes, he is!" Andy replied. "No, he's not," Jennifer insisted. "God is your heavenly father."
Then, pointing at her dad, she said, "That's your homely father!"

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