| TROTTED OUT A FEW MORE SUMMER THINGS TODAY |
| FLOWERS AT THE CORNER OF OUR HOUSE |
| DAY LILIES ARE GROWING TALLER |
| OUR FRONT YARD ORNAMENTAL CHERRY TREE IS IN BLOOM |
| OLD SOL IS ENJOYING A FEW OF HIS OWN RAYS |
| HOSTAS ARE POKING OUT OF THE GROUND |
| ALTHOUGH NOT IN BLOOM YET, I DID SPOT THIS TRILLIUM FLOWER IN A FRONT YARD FLOWER BED |
| AND YES, THAT IS SNOW YOU SEE IN THE AIR |
| 'PLEASE LORD, NO MORE SNOW' |
GROANER'S CORNER:(( A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed toinstruct her by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter. He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics, and sent her on her way. After she climbed 1000 feet, she radioed in. "I'm doing great! I love it! The view is so beautiful, and I'm starting to get the hang of this." After 2000 feet, she radioed again, saying how easy it was to fly. The instructor watched her climb to over 3000 feet, and was beginning to worry that she hadn't radioed in. A few minutes later, he watched in horror as she crashed about half a mile away. He ran over and pulled her from the wreckage. When he asked what happened, she said, "I don't know! Everything was going fine, but as I got higher, I was starting to get cold. I can barely remember anything after I turned off the big fan!"
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- On the sixth day, God created the platypus. And God said: Let's see the evolutionists try and figure this one out.
- “Grocery store workers must let the customer decide if they want paper or plastic because baggers can't be choosers.”
- A musician told me he was going to hit me with the neck of his guitar. I replied, “Is that a fret?”
Matt: "It's times like this that I wish I'd listened to what my Dad always said."
Jake: "What did he say?"
"I don't know, I wasn't listening."
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More than anything, Bob wanted to be a cowpoke. Taking pity on him, a rancher decided to hire the lad and give him a chance. "This," he said, showing him a rope, "is a lariat. We use it to catch cows." "I see," said Bob, trying to seem knowledgeable as he examined the lariat. "And what do you use for bait?"
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