Thursday, November 05, 2026

THE HUMOROUS STORIES AND RESULTING LAUGHTER WERE FLYING AROUND EVERYWHERE

 IT WAS AN INTERESTING CLOUD DAY
My day just ran out of hours.  Lorraine had come up late yesterday afternoon and headed back to Stratford earlier this evening.  She'll be back in a few days.  In the meantime, while here, she got a bunch of things done in the kitchen, and later today we headed across the road to Monica's to visit with Monica, her son David, and his wife Annie. We all had ourselves a great visit, and the humorous stories and resulting laughter were flying around everywhere.  A great couple and an hour well spent. I like when that happens.

 WITH THE CANADIAN FLAG ATOP THIS NEW FARMHOUSE GOING UP ABOUT A MILE FROM OUR PARK, I AM THINKING IT COULD BE CALLED 'FORT CANADA'
 BY GOLLY, I WONDER IF THE NEW OWNERS MIGHT BE IN BY CHRISTMAS
Memories Music Box:: Gimme Some Kind of Sign, Girl by Brenton Wood.

GROANER'S CORNER:(( A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the Yellowhead Highway for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph he suddenly saw a flashing red and blue light behind him. "There ain't no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100 110 and finally 120 with the lights still behind him. "What in heck am I doing?" he thought and pulled over. The Mountie came up to him, took his license without a word, and examined it and the car. "I've had a tough shift, and this is my last pull-over. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go." "Last week my wife ran off with a police officer," the man said, "and I was afraid you were trying to give her back!" "Have a nice night", said the officer.

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It was the first day of school, and the teacher was asking the little boy about his family. "And what does your Daddy do?"
"He's a magician." "That must be exciting. What tricks can he do?" "He can saw people in half." "That is clever, and tell me, do you have any brothers or sisters?" "Yes, one half-brother, and two half-sisters."
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I now know how life will end for me...One of my kids will unplug my life support to charge their phone.
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Bernard, who is noted for his gracious manners, was awakened one morning at four AM by his ringing telephone..."Your dog's barking, and it's keeping me awake," said his angry neighbor. Bernard thanked the caller politely. The next morning at precisely four AM Bernard called his neighbor back... "Good morning, Mr. Williams... Just called to say that I don't have a dog."
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Wednesday, November 04, 2026

IT WAS AT THIS POINT THAT I CALLED ANDREW

Our warm-to-us temperatures continue to hold, and despite a brisk wind with a touch of rain in it, I was out and about this morning on my walking road wearing a light jacket instead of a winter coat.  Of course these bonus November days won't last, but I am both mentally and physically enjoying as many of them as I can while they are here.  I would say that about 90% of our tree leaves are now lying on the ground.  Oh there are a few little bursts of color here and there, but the trees are looking more Novemberesque with each passing day.

 AREA FORESTS HAVE DONNED THEIR NOVEMBER COATS

A couple of evenings ago, it was Andrew to the rescue once again.  I had a two separate tech problem this time that I just couldn't figure out.  First, about a month ago, the sound quality on my YouTube channel began to faulter with it sounding garbled at times like it was being broadcast from underwater.  Not all the time, but enough to make it annoying.  The only way I could stop it was by pressing the pause button twice, and that would temporarily correct it, but as soon as the channel went to a commercial, the sound was garblen again.  Then, a few days ago, the sound volume and mute button on my Apple remote wouldn't work.  It was at this point that I called Andrew, and he came over.  It didn't take him long to get a handle on the two problems. It was like watching Sherlock Holmes sleuth out and methodically solve a mystery.  Searching his iPhone for answers and solutions, he soon tracked down a fix for the Apple remotes' volume and mute problem.  Press two buttons on the remote simultaneously and hold.  'Bingo', problem solved just like that.  The second problem with YouTube, however, turned out to be more perplexing, but once again Sherlock Andrew, using his phone again tracked the problem back to YouTube itself.  It wasn't my TV or my Apple Box.  He found out that a recent YouTube update probably had a bug in it, and other YouTubers were having the same problem.  There was nothing Andrew could do to fix the problem, but he showed me how to watch for YouTube updates that would hopefully solve the problem.  And guess what, when I turned on my YouTube channel the following day, the problem had been solved, and my YouTube sound quality was once again working perfectly.  All was right with the world again.  A big thank you to Andrew once again, and if you think my Sherlock reference to Andrew was applicable, it would be incorrect to think of me as Sherlock's Dr. Watson because every time he asked me a question about something, the only answer he could get out of me was, 'duh':((

A FEW PICS ON THE WAY HOME FROM MY WALK THIS MORNING

Ellen's Groove{)) Here's a short 40-second video featuring Ellen's bass guitar playing.  Quite remarkable for her young age. Live At The Sun Rose 

 THIS PHOTO SUMS UP OUR WEATHER TODAY

A LONE ROADSIDE APPLE TREE

Memories Music Box:  Answer Me, My Love by Nat King Cole.

GROANER'S CORNER:(( A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large". Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, " We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows". The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asked, "And what are those"? The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas"?

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Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?
A: K9P.


Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers.

Q: What's a cat's favorite breakfast?
A: Mice Krispies.

Q: How does a lion like his steak?
A: Medium roar.

Q: What do frogs eat with their hamburgers?
A: French flies.

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance?
A: Put a boogie in it!

Q: Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side?
A: He's all-right now!

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Arizona
YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN ARIZONA WHEN:

- You notice your car overheating before you drive it.

- You can say Hohokam and people don't think you're laughing funny.

- You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water.

- You see more irrigation water on the street than there is in the Salt River.

- You know a swamp cooler is not a happy hour drink.

- You can say 115 degrees without fainting.

- You can be in the snow, then drive for an hour and it will be over 100 degrees.

- You discover, in July, that it only takes two fingers to drive your car.

- You can make sun tea instantly.

- You run your air conditioner in the middle of winter so you can use your fireplace.

- You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

- You realize that Valley Fever isn't a disco dance.

- Hotter water comes from the cold water tap than the hot one.

- You can pronounce the words: "Saguaro", "Tempe", "Gila Bend", "San Xavier", "Canyon de Chelly", "Mogollon Rim", "Cholla", and Tlaquepaque".

- It's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is moving on the streets.

- You actually burn your hand opening the car door.

- Sunscreen is sold year round, kept at the front of the checkout counter, a formula less than 30 spf is a joke, and you wear it just to go to Circle K.

- Some fool can market mini-misters for joggers and some other fools will actually buy them.

- Hot air balloons can't go up, because the air outside is hotter than the air inside the balloon.

- No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car.

- You can understand the reason for a town named "Why."

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