Monday, November 17, 2025

A FEW 'BLASTS FROM THE PAST'

THE KIVA COFFEE HOUSE NEAR CANNONVILLE, UTAH
A picturesque snowy morning with large snowflakes lazily floating to the ground.  That is common here in our Park, where the wind doesn't always get in to blow the snow around.  I don't think I've ever seen a snowdrift in here.  Winter's snow just gently piles up.  With the dismal grey weather outside (38F with a wind chill of 26F) and the snow turning to sleet and rain, the day didn't lend itself to doing anything outside.  We spent some time cleaning some lower kitchen cabinets.  Can you say e.x.c.i.t.i.n.g.?? No, I couldn't either!!  I didn't take any pictures today, but Facebook tossed me a photo (Utah's Kiva Coffee House) of where The Bayfield Bunch was and what they were doing 18 years ago at this time. (2007)  Kelly and I, along with our three dogs, Max, Checkers, and Cora (Motormouse) were exploring an area in southern Utah, southeast of Bryce Canyon and Cannonville.  Driving along a highway kind of out in the middle of nowhere one day, we came across an odd-looking round building.  Didn't see any cars around, so we pulled in for a look-see.  We often did that with aging abandoned buildings, ghost towns, or old cemeteries.  There was nobody around, and the cozy-looking building seemed to be closed.  We peeked in the windows, and it looked really nice inside.....But, wait a minute, I wrote a blog about that back then, so let me tell you about this in a segment I often refer to as a 'Blast From Our Past'.  The following posts are from that day, and a few accompanying days while we were in the area.....................

Descent Into Bryce Canyon

Atop Grosvenor's Arch

Cannonville to Boulder, Utah, And Back 

Hiking Utah's Willis Canyon

Al's Music Box:: Moondance by Van Morrison.

GROANER'S CORNER:(( The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan.  The teacher then announced, "Ladies, exercise is GOOD for you! Walking is especially beneficial. And, Gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt YOU to take the time to go walking with your partner!"  The room really got quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand.  "Yes?" replied the teacher.  "Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"

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Customer: "I've been calling 700-1000 for two days and can't get through. Can you help?"
Operator: "Where did you get that number, sir?"
Customer: "It's on the door of your business."
Operator: "Sir, those are the hours that we are open."

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“I'm really good at being lazy. In fact, my doctor even said that if I continue being this lazy, I should expect atrophy.”

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What is the difference between boogers and spinach.  You can't get your kids to eat spinach.
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A Briton, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden "Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British." "Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French." "No clothes, no shelter," the Russian points out, "they have only an apple to eat, and they're being told this is paradise. They are clearly Russian."

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Sunday, November 16, 2025

THE BIGGEST CORN SPILL OF EVER

 ON MY WAY TO FRIDAY AFTERNOON'S CORN SPILL
With a light snowfall in the air, I wasn't long in getting myself out the door, into the Subaru, and on down the road this morning.  Remember that overturned corn wagon from a couple of days ago?  Well, I wanted to get over there and quickly shovel up some corn in case the snow increased and began to cover things up.  Luckily, there was lots of corn still there and I immediately grabbed my two pails and began shoveling.  I kept thinking to myself, 'Wow, this is the Motherlode of all corn spills of ever, and I will definitely go back for a few more bucketfuls in the coming days.  As long as we don't get a big dump of snow that is.  Home again, and with not much else going on, our power all of a sudden went out.  Ratt, Not Again!!  That power outage lasted about 4 hours, and came back online about 4:30.  In the meantime, I headed into Bayfield and picked up a couple of hot coffees for Woodsy and I...... And, that pretty much wrapped up another Sunday.  Just think, we are over halfway through November already.  Now, let's hurry up and get all this Christmasy stuff behind us so that we can get on with the serious business of getting through January, February, and March, on our happily hasty way to Spring:)))))      
 IT'S THE BIGGEST CORN SPILL I HAVE EVER COME ACROSS
 IN THE FOREGROUND IS WHERE THE GRAIN WAGON TIPPED ON ITS SIDE SPILLING ITS LOAD
 I DIDN'T FILL THE WHITE PAIL RIGHT UP BECAUSE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN TOO HEAVY TO LIFT INTO THE CAR
 AT LEAST ALL THE EVERGREEN TREES WILL REMAIN GREEN FOR THE WINTER
Al's Music Box:: The Last Farewell by Roger Whittaker.

 ALL THE LEAVES ARE OFF THE TREES NOW, AND OUR AUTUMN COLORS ARE GONE
GROANER'S CORNER:(( Two rich men were talking over coffee and croissants at their country club one day, and one of them said to the other one, "Hey, I tell you my driver is really stupid... you don't think so? Let me show you." And he called his driver over and said, "Here is a 10 dollar bill, go to the car showroom and buy me a Mercedes."  To which he replied, "Yes Sir! Right away!" and rushed off to the showroom. The rich man turned to his friend and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."The other rich man said, "That's nothing, you want to see stupid, I will show you stupid." And he called his driver: "Hey, go home now and check to see if I'm at home." He said, "Yes Sir!! Right away, Sir" and ran home.  "See what I told you? He doesn't even have enough brains to know that I cannot be at home if I am here."  Later on, the two drivers met on the road. Jim said to Ali, "Eh, you know my boss is so stupid. He gave me 10 dollars and asked me to go to the car showroom and buy him a Mercedes ... Doesn't he know that today is Sunday?? The showroom is closed!"  Ali replied, "You think he is stupid, huh? My boss is so much worse, he asked me to go home to check if he is at home ... He's got a cellphone, right, he can just call home to check!"

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An older man at the evening function bowed his head and wept quietly but copiously while a young woman rendered the plaintive ballad, 'My Old Kentucky Home'.  The hostess tiptoed up to him and inquired tenderly, "Pardon me, are you a Kentuckian?"  "Nay, madam," the tearful one replied, "I'm a musician."
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I got pulled over by a bicycle cop in L.A. -- not a motorcycle cop, a bicycle cop. And I'm in my car, and he gets out, he's sweating, he's got these little shorts on. You know how fast you were going? Yeah, I said, a lot faster than you on that bicycle!!
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- When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?
- If a train station is where a train stops, what is a workstation?
- If you jogged backward . . .would you gain weight?
- Being rich doesn't mean so much. Just look at Henry Ford, all those millions, and he never even owned a Cadillac!
- Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. Wouldn't it make sense to write, a Doctor.

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Saturday, November 15, 2025

BAYFIELD'S ANNUAL SANTA CLAUS PARADE

BAYFIELD'S ANNUAL SANTA CLAUSE  OARADE
The forecasted rain didn't happen this morning, so I was right outside working with three of my best buddies.  Mister's Pitchfork, Leaf Rake, and Wheelbarrow.  There just seems to be no end to all the leaves on the ground.  Following up that little project, we donned our coats, hopped into the Subaru, and headed into Bayfield for its annual Saturday morning Santa Claus Parade.  Luckily, with no wind and 51°F temps, it was doable to stand along the crowded route and watch the parade go by. However, it wasn't doable for both of us to watch the whole parade.  I noticed years ago that I can't stand in one spot for any longer than about 20 minutes, and the parade was going to go for at least half an hour or more.  Lorraine was experiencing some leg pain (sciatica) as well so about half we through the parade, we pulled the plug and headed back to the car.  Sure felt great to sit down.  I did manage a few photos of the parade, but the floats were not my main focus.  As I've said a number of times in previous blogs, I love taking candid pictures of people just being themselves, and this morning it was no exception, as it was the kids and doggies that caught my eye.

 CROSSING FROM CLAN GRGOR SQUARE TO BAYFIELD'S MAIN STREET
 A LOT OF PEOPLE TURNED OUT FOR THE 11 A.M. PARADE
HEADING FOR A GOOD PLACE IN LINE
 NOT EVERYONE IS EXCITED BY THE PARADE
 PEOPLE LINED THE MAIN STREET
THERE GOES THE BAGPIPE BAND
 FOLLOWED BY A BRASS SECTION
 I WONDER IF THAT'S HID DAD DRIVING THE BIG RED FIRETRUCK
Heading home from Goderich Saturday afternoon, I came across a bonus corn spill on Orchard Line.  It didn't take me long to pull over, haul out my pail and shovel, and start scooping corn. The spill was recent, and the corn was dry and in good shape.  And, being on pavement, it was not mixed in with mud or gravel.  With half a big bucket of corn on board we continued on, but only half a mile down the road I noticed something odd ahead.  Oh-Oh, a trailer load of corn had tipped over into the ditch.  Luckily, the farm tractor was still upright.  No sign of anyone around.  We both felt so sorry for the farmer who had just gotten a little too far over when pulling out of the field.  Sunday morning, I will drive by after the spill has been cleaned up, and see if I can maybe find me a bucket or two left over.

 OH-OH
 I THINK THE DRIVER OF THIS TRACTOR WAS VERY FORTUNATE THAT IT DIDN'T TIP OVER
Al's Music Box:: It's Not For Me To Say by Johnny Mathis.

 NOT EVERYONE WAS TOO ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT TODAY'S PARADE
GROANER'S CORNER:(( Brother John entered the 'Monaster of Silence' and the Chief Priest said, "Brother, this is a silent monastery, you are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so." Brother John lived in the monastery for a full year before the Chief Priest said to him: "Brother John, you have been here a year now, you may speak two words." Brother John said, "Hard Bed."  "I'm sorry to hear that," the Chief Priest said. "We will get you a better bed." The next year, Brother John was called by the Chief Priest. "You may say another two words, Brother John." "Cold Food," said Brother John, and the Chief Priest assured him that the food would be better in the future.  On his third anniversary at the monastery, the Chief Priest again called Brother John into his office. "Two words you may say today." "I Quit." said Brother John. "It is probably best," said the Chief Priest. "All you have done since you got here is complain."

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In the men's room at work, the Boss had placed a sign directly above the sink. It had a single word on it -- "Think!" The next day, when he went to the men's room, he looked at the sign and right below, immediately above the soap dispenser, someone had carefully lettered another sign which read -- "Thoap!"

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While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer, wine, and liquor section. One asked the other if she would like a beer.  The second nun answered that, indeed, it would be very nice to have one, but that she would feel uncomfortable purchasing it.  The first nun replied that she would handle it without a problem. She picked up a six-pack and took it to the cashier. The cashier was surprised, so the nun said, This is for washing our hair.
Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter and put a package of pretzel sticks in the bag with the beer.  The curlers are on me.

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A lady is walking down the street to work and sees a Parrot in a pet store. She stops to admire the bird. The parrot says to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is furious! She storms past the store to her work.  On the way home, she saw the same parrot in the window and the parrot, upon seeing her says, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."  She was incredibly ticked now. The next day, on the way to work, she saw the same parrot and once again it said, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." The lady was so furious that she stormed into the store and threatened to sue the store and have the bird killed. The store manager apologized profusely and promised the bird wouldn't say it again. When the lady walked past the store after work, the parrot said to her, "Hey lady." She paused and said," Yes?"
The bird said, "You know."

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