Wednesday:: Sorry folks, by the time I got to the end of Wednesday, I had run out of steam and didn't get a blog published. I started Wednesday morning off by slipping over to neighbor Monica's with a hedge trimmer, a weed whacker, a pair of work gloves, a wheelbarrow, a clippers, and a pair of pruning shears. A flower bed on the south side of her garage had become quite overgrown during the summer with ornamental grasses and a tough weed tree. It needed to be trimmed right back to ground level, so I got right at it and got that job done.
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| THE TASK AT HAND |
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| ALL DONE BUT THE CLEAN-UP |
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| ALL THESE PEOPLE ARE WAITING FOR A TABLE; THERE ARE MORE WAITING OUTSIDE AND IN THE GIFT SHOP |
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| WAITING FOR OUR TAKE-OUT ORDER (ONLY ABOUT 10 MINUTES) |
| RAKING PINE NEEDLES IN THE BACKYARD |
| AND IN THE SIDE YARD |
| AFTER UNLOADING ALL THIS YARD WASTE, I HAD TO COME BACK HALF AN HOUR LATER AND DIG THROUGH IT ALL LOOKING FOR MY BLUE HANDLED SHOVEL |
| IN OUR PARK |
GROANER'S CORNER:(( A man realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling to spend much money. "How much do they run?" he asked the clerk. "That depends," said the salesman. "They run from $2.00 to $2,000." "Let's see the $2.00 model," he said. The clerk put the device around the man's neck. "You just stick this button in your ear and run this little string down to your pocket," he instructed. "How does it work?" the customer asked. "For $2.00 it doesn't work," the salesman replied. "But when people see it on you, they'll talk louder!"------------------------------------
: Why did the little Moron try and steal a police car?
A: He saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
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- Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
- “Law of Probable Dispersal”: Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
- The first myth of management is that it exists.
- For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
What is the difference between a woman and a battery? “A battery always has a positive side.”
- Whenever a moon landing goes horribly wrong, NASA must APOLLOgize.
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The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test. Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?" A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach?"
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