Sunday, September 06, 2026

I JUST NEEDED TO GO SOMEWHERE DIFFERENT FOR A CHANGE

I can't remember the last time I took myself for a looooong morning drive, but I did today.  From about 10.00 a.m. this morning until four thirty this afternoon.  Long drives weren't unusual for Pheebs and I, but in the last few years of her life we really shortened our drives, and now, without her, I maybe go around a few same old familiar country concessions, and that's about it.  And, as often as not, I just come home after my morning walk.  So today, I just needed to go somewhere different for a change, see some new scenery, listen to my music, try to clear my head, and take in all the picturesque scenery along the way. Blue skies with big white fluffy clouds brightened not only my travels, but my spirits as well.  

IT WON'T BE LONG TO HARVEST TIME FOR THESE SOY BEANS
 A MONTH FROM NOW THESE TREES ON THE BANNOCKBURN LINE WILL BE ABLAZE WITH AUTUMN'S BRILLIANT COLORS
My slow ambling travels took me to just west of St. Marys, Ontario, where I picked up a familiar country road following a river.  I was reminded that the last time I drove that stretch was with my good buddy Richard, on one of our many Thursday morning coffee & muffin runs.  But this morning, I had a destination in mind.  

A BEAUTIFUL RIVERSIDE DRIVE RUNS ALONG BOTH SIDES OF THIS RIVER, NORTHWEST OF ST. MARYS ONTARIO....ST MARYS IS MY FAVORITE SMALL INLAND TOWN

AN OLD IRON BRIDGE ONCE SPANNED THE RIVER HERE AND WE DROVE IT OFTEN WHEN WE LIVED AT THE WEENIE ROAST RANCH, ONLY A COUPLE MILES NORTH OF THIS LOCATION
It had been a few years since I had last driven by the old two-story brick farmhouse where Kelly and I had lived for seven years and called 'The Weenie Roast Ranch'.  I knew the house and property would be in deplorable condition, but I just wanted to see it one last time.

THIS IS THE COUNTRY ROAD OUR DOG MAX, AND I WOULD WALK AT NIGHT UNDER THE STARS, AND THAT IS THE OLD WEENIE ROAST RANCH PEEKING OUT OF THE TREES
THAT'S THE SOUTH SIDE OF THE HOUSE WITH THE LIVING/DINING ROOM WINDOW TO THE LEFT AND THE TINY KITCHEN BEHIND THE WINDOW ON THE RIGHT
 THE OLD TELEVISION DISH WE HAD INSTALLED IS STILL THERE, AND I DUG IN  A FLOWER BED RIGHT WHERE THOSE FLOWERS ARE IN THE SUMMER 1996...KELLY PROBABLY PLANTED THOSE
WHEN WE LIVED HERE, I KEPT ALL THIS GRASS CUT, AND WE KEPT EVERYTHING LOOKING NEAT
 IT'S HARD TO SEE THE HOUSE ANYMORE WITH ALL THE TREES GROWN RIGHT UP THE OUTSIDE OF IT AND YES, THE FARMER WHO RENTED US THIS HOUSE LIVES HERE NOW.
WHEN WE LIVED IN THE OLD BRICK FARM HOUSE, THE FARMER LIVED IN THIS HOUSE, JUST UP THE ROAD,  BUT IT WAS IN SLIGHTLY BETTER SHAPE THEN....BUT NOT MUCH

Al's Music Box:: Come Saturday Morning by the Sandpipers. (One of my all time favorite songs)

GROANER'S CORNER:(( A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening, and I have to talk to you about it." The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?" The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me." The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?" The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me. What should I do?" The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her. I'll see what I can find out, and I'll let you know. A week later, the Rabbi calls the man and says. "I spoke to your wife...spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?" The man said yes, and the Rabbi replied, "Take the poison!"

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- I tell Apocalypse jokes like there is no tomorrow!!

- Why did the carrot go to therapy? It had too many deep-rooted issues.

- How do you make gold soup? Put 24 carrots in it!

- What did the baby carrot say after a long day?
"I'm totally steamed."

- What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot? Get out of my face!

Q. What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
A. It's pasture bedtime.

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Picking up this tiny piece of paper would take 2 seconds...But instead I'm going to run it over 100 times with my vacuum at different angles.

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Saturday, September 05, 2026

THE DAY NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC CONTACTED ME

 BUTTERFLIES ACCOMPANYIED ON MY WALK AGAIN THIS MORNING
Friday's all-day cloud cover never did break up and dissipate, so there was no point in heading out to my starry night spot.  Spent the evening on my YouTube channel.  I don't know how the long Labor Day Weekend came up so fast, but it did.  It seems only a few weeks ago that school kids were starting their summer holidays.  I can only hope that the coming winter goes that fast.

 SPOTTED ANOTHER TOUCH OF EARLY AUTUMN TODAY
Sunshine blazed through the window this morning, and with temps at 72°F and humidity substantially lower, I figured it would be a good morning (after my walk) to get some things done outside. I started with an overgrown Hydrangea plant in the backyard, and it didn't take long to fill my utility trailer with hydrangea branches and other yard waste.  Fingers crossed for clear skies tonight.  I definitely need some ethereal quiet time.

MY OVERGROWN BACKYARD HYDRANGEA
 ANOTHER LOAD TO THE PARK'S RECYCLE AREA
I PICKED UP A HITCHHIKER THIS MORNING
 
 PARK OWNERS SARAH AND ADAM RECENTLY PURCHASED THE PREVIOUS OWNER'S HOUSE, WHICH IS LOCATED RIGHT NEXT TO THE PARK'S MAINTENANCE YARD AND SHOP....THEIR OLDEST SON HAS MOVED IN AND WILL BE LIVING ON SITE AND DOING A LOT OF THE WORK HIS DAD HAD BEEN DOING, LIKE ROAD MAINTENANCE AND SNOWPLOWING, ETC.  SARAH AND ADAM LIVE ABOUT 55 MILES SOUTHEAST OF THE PARK HERE
 TWO HALVES OF ANOTHER NEW HOME HAVE JUST ARRIVED 
Al Blast From Our Past:: Facebook tossed me another memory today, and as so often happens with those memories, I had completely forgotten about it.  But it has to do with my post's title today, and you can read about it here in a post I wrote seventeen years ago on September 4th, 2009.  The post is entitled, Today I Had To Eat Some Crow And Email An Apology  

 I ALWAYS STOP AND SAY HALLO TO MR. SPIDER ON MY COUNTRY ROAD WALKS
Al's Music Box:: Rainy Night In Ge
orgia by Brook Benton.

GROANER'S CORNER:(( Two brothers, Zeke and Clem, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull from the stockyard in a far away town so that they can breed their own stock. They only have $600 left. Upon leaving, Zeke tells his brother, 'When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.' Zeke arrives at the stockyard, inspects the bull, and decides he wants to buy it. The man tells him that he will sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, he drives to the nearest town to send his brother a telegram to tell him the news. He walks into the telegraph office and says, 'I want to send a telegram to my brother telling him that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need him to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home.' The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help him, then adds, 'It's just 99 cents a word.' Well, after paying for the bull, Zeke only has $1 left. He realizes that he'll only be able to send his brother one word. After a few minutes of thinking, he nods and says, 'I want you to send him the word 'comfortable.' The operator shakes his head. 'How is he ever going to know that you want him to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send him just the word 'comfortable?' Zeke explains, 'My brother's not to bright. The word's big so he'll read it very slowly ... com-for-da-bull.'

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At the doctor's office, Tom was getting a checkup. "I have good news and bad news," says the doctor. "The good news is you have 24 hours left to live." Tom replies, "That's the good news?!" Then the doctor says, "The bad news is I should have told you that yesterday."
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Life Before Computers::
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano!

Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy disc drive
You hoped someday, information would arrive.

Compress was something you did to garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for a while!

Log on was adding wood to a fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode!

Cut - you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu!

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens they wish they were dead!

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