I MANAGED A FEW PHOTOS THIS MORNING |
OUR REDBUD TREE OUTSIDE THE LIVING ROOM WINDOW IS IN FULL BLOOM |
OH, NOW LONG I HAVE WAITED TO SEE BEAUTIFUL GREEN FORESTS AGAIN |
FARMER'S FIELDS ARE PLANTED NOW AND SOON WILL BE FILLED WITH SUMMER'S CROPS |
MY STRATFORD HOME FOR A FEW DAYS |
DAY ONE....AT LEAST MY HAIR WAS STILL COMBED |
YOU MIGHT THINK THIS IS A DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE CHEESECAKE, BUT NO, IT'S SHEPHERD'S PIE AND NOT EVEN A WHOLE BOTTLE OF KETCHUP COULD HAVE SAVED IT. |
I TOOK ONE FORKFUL OF THIS 'CHICKEN' AND THAT WAS THE END OF STORY FOR THIS MEAL |
THE EAST FACING WINDOW BESIDE MY BED |
BY THE SECOND DAY, I WAS MORPHING INTO QUITE A WRECK |
Groaner's Corner:(( There was once a handyman who had a dog named Mace. Mace was a great dog except he had one weird habit: he liked to eat grass -- not just a little bit, but in quantities that would make a lawnmower blush. And nothing, it seemed, could cure him of it. One day, the handyman lost his wrench in the tall grass while he was working outside. He looked and looked, but it was nowhere to be found. As it was getting dark, he gave up for the night and decided to look the next morning. When he awoke, he went outside and saw that his dog had eaten all the grass in the area, around where he had been working, and his wrench now lay in plain sight, glinting in the sun. Going out to get his wrench, he called the dog over to him and said, "A grazing Mace, how sweet the hound, that saved a wrench for me."
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Friendship Is:: Secretly giving people nicknames so only we know who we are talking about, Always knowing what the other is thinking, Annoying each other and thoroughly enjoying it, Being each other's therapist, Sharing every little detail about every little thing, Not being able to wait to tell each other stuff, Never getting bored with each other's blabber.
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- An optimist stays up to see the New Year in. A pessimist waits to make sure the old one leaves.
- Two nudists were discussing politics.
One says, “Have you read Marx?”
The other nods, “It’s these blasted wicker chairs."
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