Saturday, May 17, 2025

LET'S HOPE FOR BETTER DAYS AHEAD FOR ALL OF US

Thunder, lightning, and rain came in the night again, and the rain hung around on and off for the day.  Wished I had some good news for you all and say that I'm back up and running again, feeling better, and getting things done.  But, not the case.  I spent the majority of the day in my recliner, feeling tired.  I usually bounce back from things quickly, but that certainly is not happening this time.  I don't want to make this a downer complaining post, so I'll wrap it up here and call it a day Let's hope for better days ahead for all of us, shall we:)) ........Update:: Since writing the previous paragraph, my energy level finally began building again, and at the time of posting this tonight, I am feeling much, much, better.  I'm cautiously optimistic that I may just finally be on the other side of this thing.

Al's Music Box:)) And When I Die is a song written by American singer and songwriter Laura Nyro. It was first recorded by the folk group Peter, Paul and Mary in 1966. Nyro released her own version on her debut album More Than a New Discovery in February 1967.  The song is best known for the next version, recorded by the jazz-rock group Blood, Sweat & Tears in late 1969. This recording reached No. 2 on the US Billboard Hot 100 and became a Gold record. In the US, it was kept from the #1 slot by the double A-side "Come Together"/"Something" by the Beatles. "And When I Die" also reached No. 1 in Canada in December 1969 after 3 weeks at No. 2 also due to The Beatles.  The song gives a positive outlook about death, stating, in the chorus, "And when I die / and when I'm gone / there'll be one child born, in this world / to carry on / to carry on."  "And When I Die" was the first song written by then-17 year old Laura Nyro. She sold the song to folk group Peter, Paul and Mary for $5,000, who recorded it for their sixth studio album The Peter, Paul and Mary Album.  The song appeared on the self-titled second album by Blood, Sweat & Tears. It was the third single from the album, peaking at #2 on the Hot 100; the album's previous two singles had also stalled at #2 on the same chart. The three singles each charted thirteen weeks on the Hot 100.  The BS&T arrangement is very different from previous versions. It was also released as an album version and an edited single version. The album version features two instrumental portions, one featuring an RMI Electra Piano, and the other featuring horns and temple blocks, like a western cowboy song. Also, the pauses between the choruses and the other two verses are longer than on the edited version.

Groaner's Corner:(( A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near death experience. During that experience she sees God and asks if this is it. God says no and explains that she has another 30-40 years to live.  Upon her recovery she decides to just stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, breast augmentation, tummy tuck, etc.. She even has someone come in and change her hair color. She figures since she's got another 30 or 40 years she might as well make the most of it. She walks out of the hospital after the last operation and is killed by an ambulance speeding up to the hospital.  She arrives in front of God and asks, "I thought you said I had another 30-40 years?"  God replies, "Sorry...I didn't recognize you."

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Son: "Dad, did you go to Church when you were little?"
Dad: "Yes son, every single Sunday."
Son: "I thought so. Bet it won't do me any good either."
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- I don't worry about Friday the 13th.
It's bad luck to be superstitious.
- On Friday the 13th, I dreamt that a horse in armor was chasing me.It was a   Knightmare.
- What’s the scariest thing to do on Friday the 13th?  Check your bank account.
- Monday the 13th sounds much worse than Friday the 13th.
- Why don't mathematicians fear Friday the 13th?  Because they know it's just another irrational fear.
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Interviewer: "Congratulations on winning the lottery."Farmer: "Thank you."  Interviewer: "Do you have any special plans for spending all of that money?"  Farmer: "Nope. Not really. I'm just gonna keep farming until the lottery money is all gone."

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Friday, May 16, 2025

IT WAS LIKE SOMEONE OPENED A VALVE AND DRAINED OUT ALL MY ENERGY

 I MANAGED A FEW PHOTOS THIS MORNING
Thunder, lightning, and rain came in the night, but that was all okay.  I was home in my favorite place, tucked snugly into my recliner with the patio door beside me partially open and the night's cooling breeze wafting over me.  And oh my, how nice that fresh air.  How great, I thought, not to be breathing in hospital air.  Peering through our living room window, the day dawned under clear blue skies.  Sunshine filtered through the green leaves, bringing out Spring's wondrous colors.

OUR REDBUD TREE OUTSIDE THE LIVING ROOM WINDOW IS IN FULL BLOOM
 
With a decent, reasonably good night's sleep finally under my belt (only 7 trips to the washroom) it was the best I'd felt in the past four days.  How great to be home and how great to see Spring's beauty breaking out all over.  But, it wasn't long before I began sliding backwards.  I did take Subie for a slow drive down to the end of Bayfield River Road and back, catching a few pics along the way.  

 OH, NOW LONG I HAVE WAITED TO SEE BEAUTIFUL GREEN FORESTS AGAIN
 FARMER'S FIELDS ARE PLANTED NOW AND SOON WILL BE FILLED WITH SUMMER'S CROPS
Home again, it was like someone opened a valve and drained out all my energy, and I was done for the rest of the day.  I had intended to go to Goderich with Lorraine to pick up my antibiotic medicine at the Walmart Pharmacy.  However, by the time she was ready to go, I was already asleep in my recliner.  She quietly tippytoed out and headed off to Goderich herself.  What a dear soul and what a big mess I would have been in if she weren't here helping me.  I am so indebted to her for stepping forward 4 months ago to rekindle our old friendship and helping me through these difficult times that I thought I could quite ably handle on my own.  Men sometimes can be their own worst enemy.

MY STRATFORD HOME FOR A FEW DAYS
DAY ONE....AT LEAST MY HAIR WAS STILL COMBED
 YOU MIGHT THINK THIS IS A DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE CHEESECAKE, BUT NO, IT'S SHEPHERD'S PIE AND NOT EVEN A WHOLE BOTTLE OF KETCHUP COULD HAVE SAVED IT.
 I TOOK ONE FORKFUL OF THIS 'CHICKEN' AND THAT WAS THE END OF STORY FOR THIS MEAL
 TWO FORKFULS OF THIS MAC AND CHEESE AND I BAILED OUT...NEEDLESS TO SAY, I DIDN'T EAT VERY MUCH WHILE I WAS IN THE HOSPITAL....I DON'T LIKE COMPLAINING ABOUT FOOD, BUT SOMETIMES THINGS JUST HAVE TO BE SAID
 THE EAST FACING WINDOW BESIDE MY BED
BY THE SECOND DAY, I WAS MORPHING INTO QUITE A WRECK
Al's Music Box:))  It's Now Or Never is a song recorded by Elvis Presley and released as a single in 1960. The song is Presley's biggest hit, with 20 million copies sold worldwide, it is one of the best-selling singles of all time. It was recorded by Bill Porter at RCA Studio B in Nashville.  "It's Now or Never" is one of two popular songs based on the Italian song of the Neapolitan language, "O Sole mio" (music by Eduardo di Capua); the other being "There's No Tomorrow", recorded by U.S. singer Tony Martin in 1949, which inspired Presley's version. The lyrics were written by Aaron Schroeder and Wally Gold The song was published by Elvis Presley's company Gladys Music, Inc. In the late 1950s, while stationed in Germany with the U.S. Army, Presley heard Martin's recording. It is also likely that he was inspired to record this because of his fondness for Mario Lanza who had first popularized "'O Sole Mio" to American audiences and who had died the year before.  According to The New Yor Times, quoting from the 1986 book Behind the Hits, "he told the idea to his music publisher, Freddy Bienstock, who was visiting him in Germany... Mr. Bienstock, who many times found songwriters for Presley, returned to his New York City office, where he found songwriters, Mr. [Aaron] Schroeder and Wally Gold, the only people in that day. The two wrote lyrics in half an hour. Selling more than 5 million records, the song became number one in countries all around and was Presley's best-selling single ever... a song [they] finished in 20 minutes to a half hour was the biggest song of [their] career."  Barry White credited this song as his inspiration for changing his life and becoming a singer following his release from prison.  In the promotional video for the Beatles' 1968 single "Hey Jude," the members of the band jokingly perform a few lines of the song.

Groaner's Corner:(( There was once a handyman who had a dog named Mace. Mace was a great dog except he had one weird habit: he liked to eat grass -- not just a little bit, but in quantities that would make a lawnmower blush. And nothing, it seemed, could cure him of it. One day, the handyman lost his wrench in the tall grass while he was working outside. He looked and looked, but it was nowhere to be found.  As it was getting dark, he gave up for the night and decided to look the next morning. When he awoke, he went outside and saw that his dog had eaten all the grass in the area, around where he had been working, and his wrench now lay in plain sight, glinting in the sun.  Going out to get his wrench, he called the dog over to him and said, "A grazing Mace, how sweet the hound, that saved a wrench for me."

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Friendship Is:: Secretly giving people nicknames so only we know who we are talking about, Always knowing what the other is thinking, Annoying each other and thoroughly enjoying it, Being each other's therapist, Sharing every little detail about every little thing,  Not being able to wait to tell each other stuff, Never getting bored with each other's blabber.
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- An optimist stays up to see the New Year in. A pessimist waits to make sure the old one leaves.

- Two nudists were discussing politics.
One says, “Have you read Marx?”
The other nods, “It’s these blasted wicker chairs."

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After being with his blind date all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with her. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.  When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."  "Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"

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