A QUIET DAY

 PHEEBS IN HER YOUNGER DAYS

Al's Music Box:: Blue Bayou by Roy Orbison. 

GROANER'S CORNER:(( Nine Words Women Use::

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right, and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission.. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but it is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . That will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying #%!*- YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response, refer to # 3.

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There are four engineers traveling in a car.  A mechanical engineer, a chemical engineer, an electrical engineer, and a computer engineer. The car breaks down.  Sounds to me as if the pistons have seized. We'll have to strip down the engine before we can get the car working again, says the mechanical engineer.  Well, says the chemical engineer, it sounded to me as if the fuel might be contaminated. I think we should clear out the fuel system.  I thought it might be a grounding problem, says the electrical engineer, or maybe a faulty plug lead. They all turn to the computer engineer, who has said nothing, and say: Well, what do you think to which he responds, Ummm, perhaps if we all get out of the car and get back in again?

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