| ICE COATED MOST EVERYTHING TODAY |
| OUR DRIVEWAY WAS LIKE A SKATING RINK AND A PLACE TO BE AVOIDED |
| THIS BACKYARD DOGWOOD HAS A THIS COATING OF ICE |
| ICYCLES EVERYWHERE |
GROANER'S CORNER:(( A couple of little Morons in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of them walked into the office and said, "We need some four by twos." The clerk said, "You mean two by fours, don't you?" The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. He returned a minute later and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours." "All right. How long do you need them?" The customer paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check." After a while, the customer returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."
Our parish priest was making a visit to my nephew's home. He knocked on the door, and the little 4-year-old boy went to the door and way the priest. He called to his dad, "Hey, Dad! That guy that works for God is here!"
-------------------------------------A small boy was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!" The policeman said, "What's he like?" The little boy replied, "Chips and beer."
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I joined a gym recently. I don't have the best history in the world of sticking with my fitness regimens, but I feel like this time is gonna be different. I figure one of two things is gonna happen: either I'll get into shape, or I'll just resign myself to paying an $85 a month fat tax.
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Al, if it is of any consolation to you let me tell you that you guys may be ice-covered, but we have more rain water we can afford, mudslides, floods , twisters & trees uprooted everywhere ; our beautiful Southern California has being hit by this terrible & destructive Pineapple Express storm.😩 😰
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