GROANER'S CORNER:(( A guest in a posh hotel comes down to breakfast and calls over the head waiter saying, “I’d like one undercooked egg so that it’s running, and one overcooked egg that tough and hard to chew. I’d also like some grilled bacon on the cold side, burnt toast, butter straight from the freezer so that it’s impossible to spread, and a cup of very weak, lukewarm dishwater coffee.” That’s a complicated order sir, said the bewildered waiter. “It might be quite difficult.” The guest replied sarcastically, “But it can’t be that difficult because that’s exactly what you brought me yesterday!”
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A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is several times more per hour than we get paid for medical care." "Yeah, but you see, doc, you always have the same model; it hasn't changed since Adam, but we have to keep up to date with new models coming in every month."
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How much room is needed for fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible.
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Have you ever talked about a movie with someone who read the book? They're always so condescending. Ah, the book was much better than the movie. Oh really? What I enjoyed about the movie was no reading!!
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An English professor wrote the sentence "A Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed her students to correct it. The guys wrote "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The girls wrote "Woman! Without her, man is nothing!!
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A zookeeper is ordering new animals. As he fills out the forms, he types “two mongeese”. That doesn’t look quite right, so he tries two mongoose, and then two mongooses. Giving up, he types, “One mongoose, and while you’re at it, send another one.”
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I have being a permanent weekender for awhile and I love it ! 🤪
ReplyDeleteGlad you're still here LOL. Thought you'd already be hiding because of tomorrow's longest night. Oh, and that doesn't look like Bayfield behind you *grin*
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