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| BOTH BAYFIELD PIERS AND SHORELINE ARE FREEZING OVER |
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| SUMMER SAILBOATS ARE ALL WRAPPED UP FOR THEIR WINTER STORAGE |
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| THERE ARE ALWAYS A NUMBER OF SAILBOATS FOR SALEAT ANY GIVEN TIME |
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| THE BAYFIELD RIVER IS SLOWLY FREEZING OVER |
Al's Music Box:: My Girl by the Temptations.
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| SOON, THERE WILL BE BIG MOUNDS OF ICE AT THE ENDS OF BOTH THOSE PIERS |
GROANER'S CORNER:(( A Canadian tourist is fascinated by the Native American way of life and culture, so he decides to visit a reservation in the United States to find out more. After a long and dusty drive through the Arizona desert, he finally arrives at the reservation. Soon after his arrival, the tourist meets an old chief, who claims to remember everything that ever happened in his life. The tourist is curious and asks the chief: “What did you have for breakfast on your fifth birthday?”Without hesitation, the chief replies: “eggs”. The tourist was very impressed by this, and he never forgot the chief’s words, even after his visit had long since ended. Ten years later, he returns to the reservation and is surprised to see the same old chief again. He approaches the chief, puts his hand up flat and greets him with “how”. “Scrambled,” the old chief replied.
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I don't have an attitude; I've got a personality that you can't handle.
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The little Moron approaches a stranger and asks what time it is. The stranger says, "11:45." The little Moron says, "Really? That's so weird. Every time I ask that question, I get a different answer."
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- Why did the bagel struggle in yoga class?
It couldn't find its center.
- I didn't believe yoga would fix my posture…But I stand corrected.
- What did the instructor say when her yoga student couldn't touch her toes? She said, "Yoga-to try harder tomorrow".
- I've been practicing yoga for decades. Yep, it's been a pretty long stretch.
- What do you call a bagel that has mastered yoga? A pretzel.
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