Friday, January 16, 2026

YUP, BETTER HURRY UP WITH THAT NEW BREAKWATER, BOYS

With an orange sunrise peering through our tall pine trees, I crossed my fingers, hoping for sunny skies today.  Sometimes, crossing one's fingers doesn't work.  Now there's one of life's little mysteries that I have never been able to quite figure out as to why crossing one's fingers doesn't always work!!  I'm sure there is a plausible explanation for that somewhere.

AN ORANGE SUNRISE
THREE OF THE NEW UNITS THAT HAVE BEEN MOVED INTO OUR PARK
It was a gray, drab morning that saw me driving into Bayfield to see if I could find a few photos somewhere.  It's quite a project going on at the Bayfield Beach.  Heavy boulders have been moved into place in a line along the shoreline, and then a second line of boulders atop a high ridge of sand, has been set in place parallel to the first line of lower boulders.  There is maybe thirty or forty feet between the two walls of boulders, with the higher line of boulders being closest to the water.  It looks like it's going to be some kind of a breakwater between the lake and the land but I'm wondering why so high.  The only logic I could come up with for this is that the town's planners must have consulted a fortune teller, and she told them that 'she sees a large Tsunami in Bayfield's future.'  She could be right.  Just think, what if a large meteorite plunged into Lake Huron just a few miles offshore.  Yup, better hurry up with that new breakwater, boys.  

 YOU CAN SEE HERE THE DOUBLE WALL OF BOULDERS
 A LONE WALKER ON BAYFIELD'S FROZEN SOUTH PIER
 THOSE LARGE OFFSHORE ICE FIELDS ARE CONSTANTLY SHIFTING
 THIS GREENISH BLUE WATER IS IN THE PROCESS OF FREEZING OVER
In the RV world that Kelly and I once loved so much, we met a number of people over the years, and one of those people who stands out is no longer with us.  He passed away on January 15th, 2020.  It's hard to believe that everybody's friend and popular RV Blogger has been gone for over six years already.  I'm talking about George Yates, of course, and I mentioned George in a blog post two years ago. You can find my thoughts here at There Was Never Too Much Room Between George And His Webber BBQ

 GEORGE YATES
Al's Music Box:: Gentle On My Mind by Glen Campbell.

A TOUCH OF COLOR IN BAYFIELD THIS MORNING
GROANER'S CORNER:: 10 Commandments of Marriage::

Commandment 1.
Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.

Commandment 2.
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

Commandment 3. Marriage is grand — and divorce is at least 100 grand!

Commandment 4. Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks, and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks, and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak, and the neighbors listen.

Commandment 5. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new, or the wife is.

Commandment 6. Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Commandment 7. Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish talking.

Commandment 8. Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.

Commandment 9.
Every woman wants a man who is handsome, understanding, economical, and a considerate lover, but again, the law allows only one husband.

Commandment 10.
Man is incomplete until he marries. After that, he is finished.

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- Why do Morris dancers wear bells?
So they can annoy blind people as well.

- I bought a bag of air today…The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

Some great things about getting older::

Finally, you can eat dinner at 4:00

Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

If you've never smoked, you can start now, and it won't have time to hurt you.

People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.

Your eyes won't get much worse.

Things you buy now won't wear out.

No one expects you to run into a burning building.

You don't need the shingles with the 30-year guarantee.

There is no need to spend money on a psychic to see your future.

There's nothing left to learn the hard way.

Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service.

Protecting your eyes during a solar eclipse isn't as important as it used to be.

You don't have to learn the name of the new UPS man.

No one thinks you're cheap because you don't buy half a cow to freeze.

You may never have to vacuum under the bed again.

Taking the shortest magazine subscription is economically defensible.

You don't have to bother planting perennials.

In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first

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