Having not gotten out for my morning car ride through the countryside in a couple of days, I figured I had better get my buns in gear and get rolling. In the light skiff of overnight snow, Subie left noticeable tire tracks along a few of the country roads where other vehicles had not yet ventured. How nice it was to see a few cows and horses out and about. Home again, and feeling a little wobbly on my feet, I kind of dozed away a part of this afternoon's day. One month from now, it will be the first day of Spring. Yes, I know I sound like a stuck record, but I try not to skip any of the highlights at this time of year:))
| SEEN AT A FROZEN FARM POND, I'M NOT SURE WHAT THOSE TWO KIDS' VEHICLES ARE FROZEN IN THE ICE |
| THIS HEAVY-DUTY FARM TRUCK SEEMS TO BE MISSING A DOOR |
GROANER'S CORNER:(( A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer are all given identical rubber balls and told to find the volume. They are given any tools they want and have all the time they need. The mathematician uses a measuring tape to record the circumference. He then divides by two times pi to get the radius, cubes that, multiplies by pi again, and then multiplies by four-thirds and thereby calculates the volume. The physicist gets a bucket of water, places 1.000000 gallons of water in the bucket, drops in the ball and measures the displacement to six significant figures. The engineer writes down the serial number of the ball and looks it up online.--------------------------------------------
The math teacher saw that Daphne wasn't paying attention in class. She called on her and said, "Daphne! What are 2 and 4, and 28 and 44?" Daphne quickly replied, "ABC, CBS, HBO, and the Cartoon Network!"
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How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
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The Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He asked the driver her name.. She said, "I'm Mrs. Ladislav Abdulkhashim Zybkcicraznovskaya from the Republic of Uzbekistan visiting my daughter in Tallahassee." The cop put away his summons book and pen, and said, "Well... OK... but don't let me catch you speeding again."
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| SOUTH OF THE BORDER, POOR PUNXETAWNEY PHIL HAS BEEN INCARCERATED BECAUSE OF HIS DIRE WINTER PREDICTION EARLIER THIS MONTH ON GROUNDHOG DAY |
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| HE DOES GET OUT ON WORKPARTIES THOUGH |
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