Al's Music Box:: Wildfire by Michael Martin Murphy.
GROANER'S CORNER:(( Wandering dejectedly in The Garden of Eden, Eve told God, "I'm lonely I'm tired of eating apples by myself." "Okay," God said, "I'll create a man for you." Eve said, "A man! What's that?" "He's a creature with aggressive tendencies and an enormous ego. He won't listen very well, he'll get lost easily, but never stop to ask for directions. However, he is big and strong, he can open jars and hunt animals. "Sounds great!" said Eve. "Oh, and one more thing," God said. "He will want to believe that I made HIM first."
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Quasimodo goes to a doctor for an annual checkup. "I think something is wrong with your back," the doctor says. "What makes you think that?" asks Quasimodo. "I don't know," the doctor replies. "It's just a hunch."
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In a relationship, one person is always right, and the other person is a male.
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Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here!" The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.
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A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog says: "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?" "No," says the psychic: "Next semester, in her biology class."
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Something To Think About.... If You Are Over 65
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Your post "IF YOU ARE OVER 65" certainly does give us "older people" something to think about.... thanks, Al !
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