THAT SNOWBANK JUST HAD TO GO

AMOROUS GRACKLES ON OUR BIRD STATION

Thunder, lightning, and heavy bands of rain came through overnight, and it was the hard rain on our steel roof that woke me up.  Thunder, not so much.  It was a short, rainy drive into Bayfield and back this morning.  Not much going on for this eleventh day of March.  With only one snowbank remaining in our driveway, stressing me out, I grabbed a shovel and spent twenty minutes in a rainy drizzle dispersing the snow around to allow today's 45F temps to melt it much quicker.  White is not my favorite color, and that snowbank just had to go!!

AND THIS IS THE SNOWBANK AFTER I DID BATTLE WITH

 YES, THE ROBINS ARE DEFINITELY BACK FOR ANOTHER SEASON

Al's Music Box:: The Shifting, Whispering Sands by Johnny Cash.

GROANER'S CORNER:(( The artist tried to concentrate on his work, but the attraction he felt for his model finally became irresistible. He threw down his palette, took her in his arms, and kissed her. She pushed him away. "Maybe your other models let you kiss them," she said. "I've never tried to kiss a model before," he swore. "Really?" she said, softening, "How many models have there been?" "Four," he replied, "A jug, two apples, and a vase."

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Knock Knock

Who's there?
Juicy!
Juicy who!
Juicy what I just saw!

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Did you hear about the Little Moron who bought an AM radio? It took him a month to figure out he could play it at night too.

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Funny to do list: 1. Go to the pet store 2. Buy bird seed. 3. Ask how long it will take for the birds to grow.  4. Wait for the reaction.

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Q: Why do farmers put bells on cows?
A: Their horns don't work.

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A man is stunned when his newly divorced neighbor knocks at his door. He answers eagerly and she asks him, "Are you free tonight?" He excitedly blurts out, "Yes!" She asks, "Great! Would you watch my kids?"

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Al's Doggy World

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Al's Art Gallery