| PROBABLY THE FIRST DAY OUT OF THE BARN AFTER A LONG WINTER INSIDE |
| THIS LLAMA, THE SHEEP'S GUARDIAN, I'M SURE WAS HAPPY TO BE OUTSIDE TODAY |
| ON MY WAY TO GODERICH THIS MORNING I HAPPILY NOTICED HOW THE TREES WERE GREENING UP |
| IT WAS A GLOOMY LOOKING MORNING OUT OVER LAKE HURON AT GODERICH'S ROTARY COVE |
| THESE SHEEP LIVE ON A FARM RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER FROM OUR PARK |
| "HEY MOM, IS THAT MY DAD"?? "NO DEAR, THAT IS NOT YOUR DAD" |
| I THINK THE FARMER WAS IN THE BARN AND RANG THE DINNER BELL BECAUSE ALL THE SHEEP TOOK OFF RUNNING FOR THE BARN |
| ONE BY ONE THEY HOPPED INSIDE |
| WELL, MAYBE NOT ALL OF THEM HOPPED IN |
| ANOTHER LOAD OF YARD WASTE DONE GONE |
GROANER'S CORNER:(( The Religious Side of Stuff Happens::- Catholicism: If stuff happens, you deserve it.
- Protestantism: Let stuff happen to somebody else.
- Judasim: Why does stuff always happen to us?
- Islam: Stuff happens according to the will of Allah.
- Buddhism: The stuff is an illusion.
- Zen: What is the sound of stuff happening?
- Hinduism: This stuff happened before.
- Mormonism: This stuff should multiply.
- Baha'i Faith: Stuff happens in a progressive manner.
- Agnosticism: I'm not sure about this stuff.
- Atheism: That stuff about the stuff is all just made up stuff.
As a mother was bribing her little boy with a quarter so he would behave, she said, "Why do I always have to pay you to be good? Why can't you be good for nothing like your dad?"
An office exec was interviewing the Little Moron for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little about his personality. "If you could have a conversation with anyone, alive or dead, who would it be?""I'd have to say the living one."
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A woman went into a busy cake shop and when it was her turn to be served she commented, "You know, I came into this shop 15 years ago when I was just a girl."
The harassed and overworked shop assistant snapped, "I'm sorry about your wait but I'm serving everyone as fast as I can."
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My wife and her friend Karen were talking about their labor-saving devices as they pulled into our driveway. Karen said, “I love my new garage-door opener.” “I love mine too,” my wife replied, and honked the horn three times. That was the signal for me to come out and open the garage.
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