Saturday, April 25, 2026

MY CAMERA WAS FEELING KIND OF SHEEPISH TODAY

 PROBABLY THE FIRST DAY OUT OF THE BARN AFTER A LONG WINTER INSIDE
It was a happy morning for my grass seed.  Rain came in the night and gently touched the slumbering seeds, awakening them to the day.  Oh, the marvelous wonders of Spring.  Despite the gloomy-looking morning and cooler temperatures, I was up and at it by 7:15.  Well, not at it too much but I did get all the floors vacuumed.

 THIS LLAMA, THE SHEEP'S GUARDIAN, I'M SURE WAS HAPPY TO BE OUTSIDE TODAY 
Down to my last quart of milk, I considered that a major dilemma, so it was off to Goderich I went with a short shopping list tucked in my pocket.  Walmart was a zoo again, and I was glad to get out of there.  But, not before I bought a new garden hose nozzle, a lawn sprinkler, and some solar lights.  Ya, I know....I'm the last of the big spenders.

ON MY WAY TO GODERICH THIS MORNING I  HAPPILY NOTICED HOW THE TREES WERE GREENING UP
IT WAS A GLOOMY LOOKING MORNING OUT OVER LAKE HURON AT GODERICH'S ROTARY COVE
 THESE SHEEP LIVE ON A FARM RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER FROM OUR PARK
"HEY MOM, IS THAT MY DAD"??  "NO DEAR, THAT IS NOT YOUR DAD"
 I THINK THE FARMER WAS IN THE BARN AND RANG THE DINNER BELL BECAUSE ALL THE SHEEP TOOK OFF RUNNING FOR THE BARN
ONE BY ONE THEY HOPPED INSIDE
 WELL, MAYBE NOT ALL OF THEM HOPPED IN
It was a temporary burst of sunlight touching down on our living room floor later this afternoon that finally got me into gear and beckoned me outside.  I already had half a load of yard waste in the utility trailer, plus another pile to pick up beside the road out front, so I hooked up the trailer to the car and hauled it all down to the Park's recycle area.  It's always a good feeling to get little jobs like that done and out of the way.    

 ANOTHER LOAD OF YARD WASTE DONE GONE
   Al's Music Box:: Honkey Tonk Bues by Hank Williams.

GROANER'S CORNER:(( The Religious Side of Stuff Happens::

- Catholicism: If stuff happens, you deserve it.
- Protestantism: Let stuff happen to somebody else.
- Judasim: Why does stuff always happen to us?
- Islam: Stuff happens according to the will of Allah.
- Buddhism: The stuff is an illusion.
- Zen: What is the sound of stuff happening?
- Hinduism: This stuff happened before.
- Mormonism: This stuff should multiply.
- Baha'i Faith: Stuff happens in a progressive manner.
- Agnosticism: I'm not sure about this stuff.
- Atheism: That stuff about the stuff is all just made up stuff.
- Tao: Stuff happens.
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As a mother was bribing her little boy with a quarter so he would behave, she said, "Why do I always have to pay you to be good? Why can't you be good for nothing like your dad?"

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An office exec was interviewing the Little Moron for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little about his personality. "If you could have a conversation with anyone, alive or dead, who would it be?""I'd have to say the living  one."

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A woman went into a busy cake shop and when it was her turn to be served she commented, "You know, I came into this shop 15 years ago when I was just a girl."
The harassed and overworked shop assistant snapped, "I'm sorry about your wait but I'm serving everyone as fast as I can."

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My wife and her friend Karen were talking about their labor-saving devices as they pulled into our driveway. Karen said, “I love my new garage-door opener.” “I love mine too,” my wife replied, and honked the horn three times. That was the signal for me to come out and open the garage.

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