Friday, May 15, 2026

MY THURSDAY SCHOOL BOY HAIRCUT

 SEEN IN GODERICH THIS MORNING
With clear and cold skies overhead Thursday night, I took a short drive out to my night sky spot and enjoyed all the bright shimmering stars and a couple Planets.  Jupiter and Venus, with Venus being the brightest object in the black velvety night sky.

 AN iPHONE PHOTO AFTER SUNSET
With no wind fluttering the leaves on the trees outside my window, I figured a sunny morning walk in the 45F air was doable, so off I went.  I followed that with a drive to Goderich to stop into the Bell Mobility office.  I've noticed on my iPhone that sometimes when a call comes in, the phone doesn't always ring.  Also, callers would get a security voice asking for the caller's name, etc.  The fellow at Bell told me that it was because Apple had recently done an update and installed that security feature on their phones.  I had him remove that, and now my phone is back to normal, and will ring if anyone should happen to call.  Before my stop at Bell, I had popped into A&W where I had a coupon for an 'Egger' breakfast.  And, would you believe, I never even set foot in the Walmart Store.  Or any other store for that matter, but I did buy three 5' Emerald Cedar trees at the Canadian Tire Garden Center and took a quick spin down around the harbor before heading home.

 A LOT OF HEAVY FARM MACHINERY ON OUR RURAL ROADS AT THIS TIME OF THE YEAR
A CROPPED VIEW OF THE GODERICH HARBOR WITH MY SONY CAMERA
 AN UNCROPPED PHOTO WITH MY iPHONE 15
 SONY CAM
 THE TOPSIDE VIEW OF THE LARGEST UNDERGROUND SALT MINE IN THE WORLD
GODERICH
 I'VE ALWAYS LIKED THIS HOUSE AND PROPERTY IN GODERICH
HEADING HOME
Home again, I wasn't long in gathering a few garden tools together.  With rain predicted for Saturday, I was anxious to get those three trees into the ground.  All went well, and digging the holes, I didn't run into any major roots that might have required an axe.  That kind of wraps up my buying of new plants for this year.  I don't think I bought any in the last couple of Springs, except for a Holly plant that the winter rabbits kind of wrecked.  It's likely I'll not be around to see the cedars fill in and grow tall together, but at least I've got them into the ground for someone else to enjoy someday in the future.

 JUST FINISHED PLANTING MY THREE EMERALD PYRAMID CEDARS
 MY THURSDAY SCHOOL BOY HAIRCUT
Al's Music Box:: Make The World Go Away by EEddy Arnold.

GROANER'S CORNER:(( Signs That You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn::

- He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag.

- He's fascinated by the details of you home security system.

- Stops every couple of minutes to smoke some clippings.

- Somehow manages to mow the hood ornament off your Lexus.

- No toes
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My home church welcomes all denominations, but really prefers tens and twenties.
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Q: What happens when cranberries get sad?
A: They turn into blueberries.

Q: What kind of 'tude is appropriate at the family dinner?
A: Gratitude.

Q: What can you call your brother who falls asleep after dinner?
A: Your napkin.

Q: What did the salad say to the butter who kept making jokes?
A: You're on a roll.

Q: What's a running turkey called?
A: Fast food.

Q:On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with an exhausted baseball player?
A: They're both likely to fall asleep between plates.

Q: What's one thing that you'll have in common with a teddy bear on Thanksgiving?
A: You'll both be filled with stuffing.

Q:How can you unlock the greatest Thanksgiving experience ever?
A: By making sure to bring the tur-key.

Q: When the Coronavirus was a big concern a few years ago, what was the most popular side dish?
A: Masked potatoes.
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A priest was sent to a very small church in the backwoods of Alaska. After a couple of years the Bishop decided to pay the priest a visit to see how he was doing. The priest said that it was a really lonely job and that he didn't think that he could have made it without his Rosary and two martinis each day. With that the priest said to the Bishop, "Would you like to have a martini with me?" The Bishop said, "Yes, that would be nice." The priest turned around and hollered toward the kitchen, "Rosary, would you fix us two martinis please?"

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 OH AIN'T IT DA TRUTH

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