A LITTLE BROWN CHEVY CHEVETTE THAT I NICKNAMED, 'THE WIZMOBILE'

 FRONT YARD FERNS

It was a warm southwest breeze on this sunny Friday morning that once again welcomed me out into the countryside.  A mighty fine morning to be walking, surrounded by the quiet beauty of Mother Nature.  Always an encouraging way to start any day.

 IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK LIKE SUMMER MORE AND MORE EACH DAY

 CAUGHT THIS LLAMA CATCHING FEW WEEKS AND SECONDS AFTER I SNAPPED THIS PICTURE, IT WAS ON ITS FEET RESUMING ITS SECURITY ROLE PROTECTING A HERD OF SHEEP IT IS THERE TO GUARD

Home again, with a few extra energy units at my disposal, I wheeled Woodsy's VW Tiguan out of the carport and set about cleaning the interior.  It was hardly dirty, but I thought I would touch it up a bit.  Washed the car as well.  Back in the mid 80's when Lorraine (Woodsy) and I were together, she had a little brown Chevy Chevette that I nicknamed 'The Wizmobile' because of the nickname I had hung on her at the time, and still call her today.  The Wiz, or Wizzy. Of course, this time around, I have had to add 'Big Cheese' as well:))

ALL SPARKLY CLEAN FOR ANOTHER HUNDRED THOUSAND MILES

 WOODSY ON THE FRONT PORCH CHECKING HER PHONE

Because of our upper 80's temps, and the fact that I was up again at 6 a.m., my energy levels began dropping by late morning, I lazily stumbled my way through the afternoon, and didn't really accomplish much of anything.  Andrew popped over later to chase down a few more persistent Eastlink and Apple Box Gremlins.  

 EVER SINCE BREAKING INTO THE HOUSE EARLIER IN THE WEEK THIS SQUIRREL HAS BEEN LASER FOCUSED ON OUR FRONT DOOR

Al's Music Box:: Smoke Gets In Your Eyes by The Platters.

 SUNBURST LOCUST LEAVE

GROANER'S CORNER:(( The Little Moron walks into the police department looking for a job. The desk officer asks him a few questions....

Officer: What's 2+2?
Little Moron: Ummmmm... 4!
Officer: What's the square root of 100?
Little Moron: Ummmm... 10!
Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?
Little Moron: Ummmm... I dunno.
Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.
The Little Moron goes home and calls up one of his friends, who asks him if he got the job. The Little Moron says, excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I am already working on a murder case!"

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Another Little Moron was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. When it was his turn, he rolled the dice, and he landed on "Science & Nature".  His question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?  He thought for some time and then asked, "Is the vacuum on or off?"

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If you can show me a man with a comb over, I can show you a man who thinks that by crushing a bag of chips, you make more chips.

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International Chess Day always spawns a few jokes::

- Patient: Doctor, whenever I cough, it sounds like this 'pawn, bishop, queen.  Doctor: Sounds like you have a chess infection.

- When Australian chess players finish their meals in the restaurant...they say, "Cheque, mate."

- A girl comes across a guy playing chess against a dog.  She's very impressed with what she sees and says, "What a clever dog!"  To which the man responds:  "No, no, he isn't that clever... I'm leading three games to one!"

- Where do chess players like to go to look for a bargain?  The pawnshop.

- How did the king lose his home?
One of the horses took his castle.

- Which knight always gave up at chess?
Sir Render.

- Why do chess pieces look so uninterested?
They’re part of a bored game.

- Why did the chess player win the disco competition?  They had all the right moves.

- When the King started telling a bedtime story to all the chess pieces, he said ...
"Once a pawn a time..."

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