AND A MEANINGFUL MENTAL REALIGNMENT

With the humidity factor sitting at 97% first thing this morning, I knew that, for me, it was going to be an uncomfortable day.  My oily skin and humidity turn me into an icky ball of paste.  I considered putting on my winter coat and spending the day sitting in the refrigerator.  Luckily, the cloudy morning's 68F temperature left the morning breeze with a refreshing touch of coolness, and I had a very enjoyable country road walk.  Skies cleared by early afternoon, and I was heartened by that.  Not by the temperature going up, but by the chance it might turn out to be a clear night.  I'd like to see that night sky conjunction of the two Planets, Venus and Jupiter.  Besides, I'm overdue for a star fix and a meaningful mental realignment:))

 A FEW PHOTOS AROUND OUR LOVELY PARK THIS MORNING

 WE RESIDENTS HERE AT THE BAYFIELD PINES ARE SO FORTUNATE TO LIVE WHERE WE DO

Al's Music Box:: Brown Eyed Girl by Van Morrison.

GROANER'S CORNER:(( There was once a little Moron on a plane to Detroit. He was in the economy class, but after takeoff, he saw an empty seat in first class and moved there. An attendant saw him and said, "Excuse me, sir, but you have a ticket for economy class, not first class. You cannot stay here." The little Moron replied, "I can and I will." The attendant told the copilot, who came and talked to the man. "Sir, we really can't have you staying in this seat; your ticket was for economy." "You can't make me move," replied the little Moron. The copilot then told the captain, who tried to talk him out of the seat, but it didn't work. Finally, a man who had heard what had been going on told the attendant to let him have a go at getting the woman out of the seat because his cousin was a Moron too, so he knew how to deal with him. After a quick chat with the little Moron, he moved. The shocked attendant asked him how he did it. The man replied, "I told him first class wasn't going to Detroit."

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A man sitting at a window seat of a large airliner looked out to see two of the planes engines on fire. He began to holler, two engines on fire! Two engines on fire! The passengers began to panic. Suddenly, the pilot ran from the cockpit with a parachute on his back. “Don’t worry,” he yelled. I’m going for help!

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A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"The man below  says: "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field." "You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist.  "I do," replies the man. "How did you know?"  "Well," says the balloonist, "Everything you have told me is technically correct, but it's no use to anyone."  The man below says, "You must work in Management.""I do," replies the balloonist, "But how did you know?"
"Well," says the man, "You don't know where you are, or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault."

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