BUT THAT WAS ABOUT IT

 A COUPLE OF FROGS IN THE FRONT YARD FROG POND TODAY

Not much of anything going on today.  I did get out for a morning walk, but that was about it.

 SOME FARMER'S CROPS ARE NEARING HARVEST

 NO, WE DO NOT EAT FROG LEGS HERE!!

 A COUPLE OF LLAMAS AT A NEARBY FARM

Al's Music Box:: All I Have To Do Is Dream

GROANER'S CORNER:(( Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The man said, "I do Father." The priest said, "Then stands over there against the wall." Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to get to heaven?" "Certainly, Father," was the man's reply."Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest. Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go to heaven?" O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father." The priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?" O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now."

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I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both 'lefts.' Which, on the one hand, is great, but on the other, it's just not right.

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A teacher says, “Okay, class. Today we're going to be talking about the tenses. If I say ‘I'm beautiful,' which tense is it?” Little Johnny raises his hand and says, “Obviously past tense, Miss.”

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? The correct answer is Three...The left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear.

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A six year old goes to the hospital with her grandmother to visit her Grandpa. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandma and bursts into her Grandpa's room ... "Grandpa, Grandpa," she says excitedly, "As soon as Grandma comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!" "What?" said her Grandpa. "Make a noise like a frog - because Grandma said that as soon as you croak, we're all going to Disney World !"

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Al's Doggy World

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