| I HAD HELP WRITING MY BLOG TODAY |
| OXEYE DAISIES ALONG THE WAY THIS MORNING |
| IT WAS THE COLORS OF LAKE HURON'S WATER TODAY THAT CAUGHT MY EYE |
| SAW THIS NICE LOOKING CAR ON BAYFIELD'S MAIN STREET THIS AFTERNOON |
| IT WAS A DRIVEWAY AND WALKWAY. THEY POURING YESTERDAY |
| TYPING AWAY ON MY LAPTOP COMPUTER OUTSIDE TODAY, I HEARD A LITTLE WHISPER IN MY EAR |
| THIS LITTLE FELLOW JUST STUFFED A WHOLE PEANUT INTO HIS CHEEK POUCH |
GROANER'S CORNER:(( There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were due, she had an accident and went into a coma. Her husband was away on business and unable to be reached. While in the coma, she gave birth to her twins, and the only person around to name her children was her brother. When the mother came out of her coma to find she had given birth and that her brother had named the twins, she became very worried, because he wasn't a very bright guy. She was sure he had named them something absurd or stupid. When she saw her brother, she asked him about the twins. He said, "The first one was a girl." The mother: "What did you name her?!?" Brother: "Denise!"The Mom: "Oh, wow, that's not bad! What about the second one?" Brother: "The second one was a boy." The Mom: "Oh, and what did you name him?" Brother: "Denephew."-----------------------------------
- Here's an example of something you never say at a job interview: Can I have my resume back? Its my only copy.
- “I think every morning that I'm going to make pancakes, but I keep waffling.”
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- What bothers you?
- I have a bad memory.
- Ok. What else?
- I have a very bad memory.
- What else?!
- And... I have a really bad memory.
- Yes, I understand that you have a bad memory! What else??
- And I have hearing problems.
- What else?
- What did you say?
- What else?!
- Say it again?
- What else?!
- Ah-ah! And I have a bad memory!!
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This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a voice from above: "You will live to be 100." She looked around and didn't see anyone. Again she heard: "You will live to be 100." "Boy," she thought to herself, "that was the voice of God. I've got 40 more years to live!" So off she went to the plastic surgeon. She got everything fixed from head to toe.
When she left the plastic surgeon's office, she got hit by a bus, died, and went up to heaven. She said to God, "You told me I would live to be 100. I was supposed to have had 40 more years. So how come you let the bus kill me?" God said, "I didn't recognize you".
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