SO, IT'S LOOKING LIKE ANOTHER SHORT POST

On this cloudy, lower-temp morning (72F) after my walk, I headed home, hauled out the mower and cut the backyard grass, raked out another area, and planted more grass seed.  Couldn't seem to get myself into photo mode today, and writing didn't seem to interest me either, so it's looking like another short post................

Al's Music Box:((  Broken Hearted Melody by Sarah Vaughn.

GROANER'S CORNER:(( One day, there was a catastrophic event that caused all humans on Earth to die. To sort things out, everyone went to Heaven. God came in and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who ruled their women on Earth and the other line for the men who were ruled by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter." With that, the next time God looked, the women were gone and there were two lines. The line of men who were ruled by their women was 1000 miles long, and in the line of men who ruled their women, there was only one man. God became angry and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?" The man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."

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Q: What goes vroom, screech, vroom, screech, vroom, screech?

A: A Moron going through a flashing red light.

Q: What did the Little Moron say to the physicist?

A: "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"

Q: Did you hear about the Moron couple that were found frozen in their car at a drive-in movie theater?

A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter".

Q: A Little Moron is walking down the street with a pig under his arm. He passes a person who asks, "Where did you get that?"

A: The pig says, "I won him in a raffle!"

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A couple, desperate to conceive a child, went to their priest and asked him to pray for them. "I'm going on a sabbatical to Rome," he replied, "and while I'm there, I'll light a candle for you." When the priest returned three years later, he went to the couple's house and found the wife pregnant, busily attending to two sets of twins. Elated, the priest asked her where her husband was so that he could congratulate him. "He's gone to Rome, to blow that damn candle out" came the harried reply.

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