| RAINED MOST OF THE NIGHT AND RAINED MOST OF TODAY |
| THE ROAD, IF THAT'S THE PLAN, WOULD EXTEND THROUGH THE CLEARING ON THE LEFT |
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| THIS IS BASICALLY DAY ONE OF MY 'TRAVEL WITH THE BAYFIELD BUNCH' BLOG IN LATE OCTOBER OF 2006,,,,AND I STILL WEAR THAT SAME 'LAS VEGAS' BASEBALL CAP SOMETIMES EVEN TODAY |
GROANER'S CORNER:(( The little Moron is swimming in a river. A man walks up and asks him, "What are you doing in there?" He says, "I'm washing my clothes." The man asks, "Why don't you use a washing machine?" The little Moron says, "I tried that, but I got too dizzy.
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"I have good news and bad news," a defense attorney told his client. "First the bad news: The blood test came back, and your DNA is an exact match with the sample found on the victim's clothes." "Oh, no - I'm ruined!" cried the client. "What's the good news?" "Your cholesterol is down to 140!"
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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One weighs a ton, and the other is a little lighter.
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A naive young lady in the pet shop asks about buying a goldfish. The salesperson asks if she needs an aquarium. Her reply, 'I don't care what sign it is.'
A housewife with three young children was getting dinner ready when the phone rang. The six-year-old picked it up and said, "Hi, Daddy!" and she began telling him about her day. She then passed the phone to her brother and sister as was the custom whenever Daddy called from work. When it was finally the wife's turn to talk she took the receiver and said, "Hi, honey." "Thank goodness, lady," the voice on the other end replied. "I just called to tell you that the wallpaper you ordered is here!"
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