| ANOTHER DUCKY MORNING |
| IT'S A BUSY TIME FOR FARMERS IN OUR AREA RIGHT NOW |
| SEEING A WHITE SERVICE VAN IN THIS FIELD, I SENSE SOMETHING WRONG HERE |
| I THINK THE PROBLEM MAY BE WITH THE COMBINE'S HOPPER....ANYWAY, IT LOOKS LIKE THE BOYS ARE CHECKING IT OUT |
| AN 18-WHEELER PATIENTLY WAITS TO BE LOADED WITH CORN |
| AT THE RECYCLING AREA |
| I HAD LOTS OF HELP WORKING AROUND THE YARD TODAY |
| COLORFUL AUTUMN LEAVES ON THE GROUND IN MY BUNNY TRAIL AREA |
GROANER'S CORNER:(( A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He made it himself and he was so proud. Anxiously, he waited to hear the verdict. The grandmother in all her life had never had such a bad cup of coffee. As she forced down the last sip, his grandmother noticed three of those little green army guys were in the bottom of the cup. She asked, "Honey, why would three of your little army men be in the bottom of my cup?" Her grandson replied, "You know, Grandma, it's like on TV. 'The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup'."
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- Being blocked and unfriended by some people on Facebook is like the trash taking itself out.
- My Russian mechanic souped up my car. Now it drives like a Borscht!
Q: Why was Adam a famous runner?
A: Because he was first in the human race.
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Two little Morons were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't.
The little Moron with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch his breath, and his friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain, and the top is down."
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There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking his beer, minding his own business, when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and -- WHACK!! -- knocks him off the bar stool and onto the floor. The big dude says, "That was a karate chop from Korea." The little guy thinks "GEEZ," but he gets back up on the stool and starts drinking again when all of a sudden -- WHACK!! -- the big dude knocks him down AGAIN and says, "That was a judo chop from Japan." So the little guy has had enough of this... He gets up, brushes himself off and quietly leaves. The little guy is gone for an hour or so when he returns. Without saying a word, he walks up behind the big dude and -- WHAM!!!" -- knocks the big dude off his stool, knocking him out cold!!! The little guy looks at the bartender and says, "When he gets up, tell him that's a crowbar from Sears.
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