A LITTLE MID-FEBRUARY BREAK

Just taking a little mid-February break folks.

Al's Music Box::  Theme From A Summer Place by Percy Faith 

GROANER'S CORNER:(( The Art of Falling Apart:

There's quite an art to falling apart as the years go by, and life doesn't begin at 40, that's a big lie.  

My hair's getting thinner, my body is not.
The few teeth I have left are beginning to rot.

I smell of Vick's-Vapo-Rub not Chanel #5;
My new pacemaker's all that keeps me alive.

When asked of my past, every detail I'll know, but not what I was doing 10 minutes ago?

Well, you get the idea, what more can I say?
I'm off to read the obits, like I do every day;

If my name's not there, I'll once again start
Perfecting the art of falling apart!
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The United States is the only country where a housewife hires a woman to do her cleaning, so she can do volunteer work at the day care, where the cleaning woman leaves her child.

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It was a baby mosquito's first day to fly out from home. When the mosquito came back home later that day, the father mosquito asked, "How was your journey?"  The baby mosquito replied, "It went great, everyone was clapping for me!"

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