Wednesday, March 14, 2018

NOT ONE OF MY BETTER DAYS

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Not one of my better days so I’ll just leave you with a few photos taken Tuesday morning down around the Goderich harbor.  Oh, and we still have no telephone service!!!!!!!!!!!!

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GROANER’S CORNER:((  Customer: Waiter, is this supposed to be coffee or tea?   Waiter: What does it taste like?   Customer: It tastes like gasoline!   Waiter: Well, sir, that would be the coffee. The tea tastes like turpentine.

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Confucius say, "When you are angry at neighbor, walk a mile in his shoes. Then you will be a mile away from him, and you will have his shoes!"

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Tuesday, March 13, 2018

DIDN’T TAKE PHEEBS AND I LONG TO SLIP BACK INTO OUR OLD MORNING JEEP RIDE ROUTINE:))

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STILL A LOT OF ICE AND SNOW ON LAKE HURON BUT IN A MATTER OF MONTHS PEOPLE WILL BE SWIMMING HERE

A second night of uninterrupted sleep.  Yep, we must be home in our quiet little pine forest alright.  Pheebs and I didn’t let a dusting of snow in the night keep us at home.  Piled ourselves into the Jeep this morning, cranked Libby’s 4 wheel drive into snow mode and off we went out the driveway and into the snowy road countryside.   Oh how sweet it is to be off the busy Interstates and highways and away from all the mad maniac drivers possessed by whatever it is that takes over people’s minds when they slide behind the steering wheels of their their vehicles .  We may never leave home again!!

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YES I HAD DEFINITELY BETTER GET THOSE BIRD FEEDERS FILLED UP

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PHEEBS AND I HEAD OUT OUR SNOWY DRIVE-WAY

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A FEW SNOW PLOWS OUT

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STILL A BIT SNOWY HERE IN RURAL SOUTHWESTERN ONTARIO CANADA

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We slid right back into our old routine and headed for McDonald’s in Goderich.  I especially wanted to get down around the harbor to see all the snow and ice on the lake.  Luckily nobody was in the dog walking area so we parked and headed off walking along the bank overlooking Lake Huron.  I had dressed warm and with snow only about 3 inches deep we made out just fine.  Thankfully there were no icy cold winds blowing.  Our day was a mixture of sun, clouds, and snow showers with temperatures hovering around the freezing mark.

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ON OUR WAY DOWN TO THE GODEERICH HARBOR

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THIS IS THE WAY TO ROTARY COVE BEACH

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STILL A LOT OF ICE AND SNOW OUT ON THE LAKE

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AHHHHH YES A TIM HORTON’S COFFEE ON A FROSTY MORNING WALK ALONG THE SHORES OF LAKE HURON

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Up from the beach and harbor area we popped into Zehrs Supermarket, Walmart, and Canadian Tire.  I had what I needed to now resume my morning Sounds Yukky - Tastes Yummy shakes.  No the birdseed I picked up at Canadian Tire was not for my shakes.  When traveling my usual breakfast consists of peanut butter and honey on a flat bread tortilla.  I’m very much looking forward now to getting back to my usual healthier breakfast.

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PHEEBS LOVES THE SNOW, BUT THEN AGAIN PHEEBS LOVES EVERTHING…OH, EXCEPT WATER OF COURSE

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Pheebs and I were home somewhere shortly after 11 a.m. and as per usual we simply cruised relaxingly through the rest of the day.  I did get all our bird feeders replenished but I can tell the birds are really cheesed off at me for leaving them high and dry late last December when we headed south.  I did not see one bird at any of the feeders all afternoon.  Not even the little Woodpecker.

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LOOKING SOUTH DOWN THE LAKE TOWARDS BAYFIELD 13 MILES AWAY

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Very disappointed our land line phone is not yet hooked up despite Kelly making several more phone calls to Bell Telephone.  If we weren’t such old Dinosaurs with our archaic telephone thinking we would dump that land line and do like everyone else and just go with our cell phones.  Some changes we are quick to adapt too, but others……well you know, it’s that old Dinosaur thing:((

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Sure have been getting my upper body exercise shoveling snow these past few days but that’s Okay, I can use the exercise.   I don’t mind shoveling snow as long as it’s not a whole winter’s worth which of course it hasn’t been for a bunch of years now.  Looks like we may have some milder days coming up soon.  After all, it is that time of year:))

DSC_3395AND HEY OUR CHRISTMAS TREE IS STILL UP FROM LAST DECEMBER:))

GROANER’S CORNER:((  During a terrible storm, all the highway signs were covered with snow. The following spring, the state decided to raise all the signs twelve inches at a cost of six million dollars. “That’s an outrageous price!” said a local farmer, “but I guess we’re lucky the state handled it instead of the federal government.” “Why’s that?”  “Because knowing the federal government, they’d decide to lower the highways.”

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Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse.
Here take one of these pills every 4 laps!

Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps thinking she's invisible!
What sister?

Doctor, Doctor Can I have second opinion?
Of course, come back tomorrow!

Doctor, Doctor you have to help me out!
Certainly, which way did you come in?

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A man's wife is sitting in the backseat while he's driving.  A cop pulls him over and says: Your wife fell out of the car about a mile back.  The man says: Thanks, I thought I'd gone deaf.

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Monday, March 12, 2018

YES THERE’S SNOW AND YES IT’S ON THE COLD SIDE BUT NO MATTER……WE’RE JUST HAPPY TO BE HOME:))

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FIRST AND ONLY BIRD I SAW IN OUR FRONT YARD TODAY WAS THIS DOWNY WOODPECKER

This is Monday's post and if you missed my late Sunday 'homecoming' post due to an internet problem we had you can scroll to the bottom of this post and look for 'Older Posts' at bottom right.

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LOOKS LIKE I HAD BETTER GET MY BIRDFEEDERS RE-STOCKED

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A fine Sunday night's uninterrupted sleep for both of us and after the last four days on the road we were certainly needing that.  Spent a good part of the morning unloading the Motorhome and putting things away.  An Eastlink technician fellow came and fixed our internet problem and other than that there wasn't too much going on.  Kelly spent time on the phone taking care of canceling some of our winter services while re-instating others.  However, our home phone line is still not in operation.  Needing a few grocery items Pheebe and I will be out and about in the Jeep Tuesday morning resuming our very much missed morning Jeep rides around our areas country roads.  As long as readers continue to have an interest in our local travels I will continue trying to keep this blog alive for as long as I can.  I thank everyone for sticking with us over the winter months on our travels to America's great Southwest then across to Florida and back up through the central States and home.  Coming up I'm sure I will have some thoughts and things to say about our travels these past months.  And of course any plans for future travels.  Early or not we are sure glad to be home...................:))

DSC_3387GROANER'S CORNER:((  Here is the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.
The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than do the British or Americans.  The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.  The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.  The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.  The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

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Me: What's the wifi password?

Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.

Me: Okay, I'll have a coke.

Bartender: Is Pepsi okay?

Me: Sure. How much is that?

Bartender: $3.

Me: There you go. So what's the wifi password?

Bartender: "You need to buy a drink first". No spaces, all lowercase.

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- I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.

- My dad knew I was going to be a comedian. When I was a baby, he said, 'Is this a joke?'

- The man who invented cats' eyes got the idea when he saw the eyes of a cat in his headlights. If the cat had been going the other way, he would have invented the pencil sharpener.

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