Thursday, August 23, 2018

LITTLE DID I KNOW SHE WAS RUNNING ALONG BEHIND THE JEEP SHOUTING ‘DAD DAD WAIT FOR ME’

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TONIGHT’S PHOTOS ARE ALL ABOUT BLUE JAYS

With me in the driver’s seat and clear bright sunny skies leading our way it was another fine morning for Richard and I to once again slide through the countryside on a pleasantly cool pre-Autumn morning.  As always, we had lots to talk about.  With recent rains area bean and corn fields were looking particularly lush.

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Not a whole lot going on this afternoon.  With the Sun out it got a little too warm for me so I had no desire to scale any more rooftop mountains today.  Pheebs gets her blue thread stitches out in the morning so we will all be heading to the Vets in Zurich shortly after eight.  I could take Pheebs to the Vet myself but I know Kelly doesn't trust me to remember everything the Vet might tell me regarding any further meds or treatments.  I'm almost inclined to believe she just might be right.   

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Unbeknownst to me when Richard and I pulled out of our driveway this morning we had a little doggy running along down the road behind the Jeep.  Kelly and Pheebs were just returning from their walk when Pheebs heard the Jeep start up and saw it pull out the driveway without her.  Kelly said it was the saddest thing as Pheebs ran trying desperately to catch up to the Jeep but the Jeep just kept on going.  'Dad Dad wait for me'.  Of course soon as Richard and I had piled into the Jeep we were both chattering away about 350 miles and hour and I simply failed to see the little black doggy running along behind us trying to catch up.  Kelly said it was so sad to see Pheebs finally stop up the road, turn around, and slowly walk back home with her head down.

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GROANER'S CORNER:((  A little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, "I'm so happy to see you, Grandma. Now maybe Daddy will do the trick he has been promising us.  "The grandmother was curious. "What trick is that my dear?" she asked.  The little boy replied, "I heard Daddy tell Mommy that he would climb the walls if you came to visit us again."

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A wife and husband both talked in their sleep. She loved auctions; his hobby was golf. The other night, as they slept, the golfer yelled, "Fore!" His wife yelled back, "Four and a quarter !"

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- Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

- “After cosmetic surgery the pelican faced a huge bill

- Why do people keep running over a thread a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

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Wednesday, August 22, 2018

CRAWLED MYSELF UP ONTO OUR ROOF TODAY AND EVEN MANAGED TO GET MYSELF DOWN AGAIN IN ONE PIECE

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‘WHADDY MEAN WHO ARE YOU??’…… ‘I’M BATMAN YA WEEBLE’!!!!!!!

After Tuesday's heavy rains the night air was alive with frogs and crickets sounds.  With our patio door beside my recliner open to let in cool night air it was a cacophony of sound outside.  How nice to hear that and it again made me wish we hade a place where we could see the night sky and I could once again spend more time outside enjoying all the nocturnal wonders of nature.  I have sure missed my night skies since moving from our country location near Fullarton Ontario to our present location nearly 16 years ago.  My once loved astronomy interests have gone right down the drain.

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WITH THIS MORNINGS HEAVY RAINS EVEN THE BIRDS GOT SOAKED AS EVIDENCED BY THIS BLUE JAY WHO’S HEAD FEATHERS HAVE NOT DRIED YET

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THIS CARDINAL SAYS ‘NOTHING WRONG WITH MY HEAD FEATHERS

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THIS BLUEJAY HAS JUST LAUNCHED ITSELF OFF THE PLATFORM >>>>>>

Rumbling thunder with bursts of lightning flashed across our morning’s heavily overcast skies sending deluges of rain earthwards.  A repeat of Tuesday morning.  Not daunted by the falling wetness little Tweetsie and I donned our water wings, made a dash for the Jeep and plowed ourselves through a wall of H20 most of the way to Goderich.  Had prescriptions to pick up at Walmart to cover our upcoming out of Province travels.

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YES WE’VE HAD A WHEELBARROW LOAD OF RAIN THE PAST COUPLE DAYS ALRIGHT

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STORMY SKIES ON THE WAY TO GODERICH

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PHEEBS PATIENTLY WAITS FOR HER ‘DOGGY TREAT’ AT THE SOLO GAS BAR THIS MORNING

A quick swing down around the harbor showed Lake Huron to be in an angry mood this morning.  Gusting winds sweeping in across choppy waters quickly saw to it my hat and I briefly parted company.  Hoped nobody would be at the dog walking area but there was so Pheebs and I backtracked to our secondary location.  Not quite as windy there anyway.

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TOO WET AND WINDY FOR FOLKS ON THE BOARDWALK

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EVEN TREE BRANCHES ARE BENDING IN THE WIND

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I WASN’T THE ONLY ONE TAKING A FEW PHOTOS

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THE ALGOMA COMPASS IS IN PORT TAKING ON A LOAD OF SALT

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IF THERE IS A VEHICLE PARKED IN THE ‘DOG WALKING AREA’ PHEEBS AND I DON’T STOP AND CONTINUE ON TO OUR SECONDARY AREA NOT FAR AWAY

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EVEN THE GULLS AND CANADA GEESE WERE STAYING OFF LAKE HURON’S CHOPPY WATERS

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‘WHERE THE HECK ARE ALL THE FISTH!!’

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GETTING REVVED UP FOR TAKE-OFF

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DAINTY DOES IT

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RCMP POLICE BOAT PRIVATE ROBERTSON V.C.

With my prescriptions securely in the Jeep Pheebs and headed for home plowing through more rain.  With this mornings weather so unpredictable there was no point in even thinking about a walk.  Too bad because it was the first morning in a long while when temperatures were to my liking at 64F. 

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THIS LITTLE BIRD DIED TODAY……MINUTES AFTER TAKING THESE FEW PHOTOS  IT FLEW INTO ONE OF OUR SUNROOM WINDOWS

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IT DOESN’T TAKE MUCH TO BRING TEARS TO MY EYES WHEN THINGS LIKE THIS HAPPEN TO ANY OF NATURE’S CREATURES

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DSC_0939I FOUND A QUIET PLACE IN OUR GARDEN AND LAID IT TO REST

Feeling much better this week than the past couple of weeks I was again able to stroke a few more ‘to do’ things off my list.  After a quick vacuum of the Jeep's interior I hauled out our big aluminum extension ladder and did something I've been meaning to do for most of the years we've lived here.  I crawled myself up onto our house roof.  When we moved here our place had a flat roof on it and I used to scramble up the tall metal TV antennae tower to shovel snow off in the winter.  About the second year here we had a whole new steel roof put on complete with peaks and valleys.  I recall being up there once helping the fella who built the roof but after the old TV antennae came down shortly afterwards I was never up on the roof again,  Until today.  Since we had the rear deck put on last summer making the ladder distance much shorter I've had it in mind to try getting myself up onto the roof again.  It's about the same climbing distance as it was at our Congress Arizona house for me to get up on our porch roof there which led to the main house roof.  I don't have a fear of heights but I do have a fear of shaky ladders leaning against things.  A few years ago I got myself up a ladder onto our carport roof but Kelly had to go get a guy in the Park with a tractor and bucket to come get me off the roof.  Can you spell 'embarrassing'.  Anyway so why did I want to get up on our roof in the first place today.  Well, we have a skylight in our sunroom and it was totally covered in leaves blocking sunlight from shining through.  But most importantly we have a big Sunburst Locust tree in our front yard and some of it's fast growing branches had pretty much grown right over our entire sunroom roof and in places the branches were touching the roof itself.  With my trusty Swede saw up I went, cut all those branches off, cleaned the skylight, and forcefully removed about 652 tons of built up Sunburst Locust leaves and pine needles.  Also cleaned all the eavestroughs in that area as well.  Amazing what a feller can do when all that damn miserable humidity gets itself out of the air!!

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NO THAT IS NOT THE LADDER I USED TO GET ON THE ROOF…..IT’S THE ONE I USE FOR CLEANING THE EAVES

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I HADN’T REALIZED AT FIRST KELLY WAS TAKING THESE PHOTOS…..I GUESS SHE COULDN’T BELIEVE I HAD CRAWLED UP ON TOP OF THE HOUSE……I CERTAINLY DIDN’T TELL HER

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OKAY YOU CAUGHT ME

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BUT YA CAN’T MAKE ME COME DOWN NEITHER……NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NAAAAAA

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THERE’S THE LADDER I USED TO GET UP ONTO OUR BACK PORCH ROOF

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OKAY HERE’S THE SCARY PART FOR ME…….GETTING DOWN:((

Geeezzzzz I hate when that happens!!  And it just happened a few minutes ago again for the third time in a week.  Our Park’s power winks out for about a second and a half which is just long enough to make me have to re-set 4 outside light timers, 1 pond pump timer, 3 inside light timers, 3 digital clocks, plus re-boot the computer and hope to hell I didn’t lose anything.  It’s been an on-going problem for about as long as we’ve lived here!!!!!!!!!!

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GROANER’S CORNER:((   Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk.  As they meet, one man looks at the other and knowingly, points to his foot and says, "Vietnam, 1969."The other points his thumb behind him and says, "Dog doo-doo, 20 feet back."

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“My pet feline fell into a bowl of seltzer water yesterday. She's been cat-a-tonic ever since.”

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The husband and wife were playing on the ninth green when she collapsed from a heart attack. "Please dear, I need help." she said. The husband ran off saying "I'll go get some help." A little while later he returned, picked up his club and began to line up his shot on the green. His wife, on the ground, raised up her head and said, "I may be dying and you're putting?" "Don't worry dear. I found a doctor on the second hole who said he would come and help." "The second hole???  When in the hell is he coming???" "Hey! I told ya not to worry, everyone's already agreed to let him play through."

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