Sunday, October 14, 2018

A BRIGHT SUNNY SUNDAY LIFTS MY SPIRITS

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GUESS WHAT I BOUGHT MYSELF THIS MORNING

Stepping out with Pheebs this morning I looked up and saw a clear cold sky above studded with shimmering diamonds with one cluster of those diamonds forming the constellation Orion.  That could only mean one thing.  Skies were clear and we were in for  some morning Sunshine.  A real Spirit lifter for sure especially after recent weeks with so many gloomy cloud infested rainy days.

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HEADING OUT OF THE PARK WE TURN EAST INTO GLORIOUS MORNING SUNSHINE

Under  bright sunny skies Pheebs and I made our way up to Goderich.  It was a cold wind coming in off the lake yet I felt a touch of warmth in the air, if that's possible.  Lake Huron waters were choppy and forests were ablaze with color.  Although I had my camera gear with me I simply enjoyed the scenery and never bothered with any photos.  Rare for that to happen but occasionally it does.

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CHOPPY LAKE HURON WATERS

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Home again Kelly and I busied ourselves with re-installing the Motorhome's dinette table and tub chair.  Amazingly enough things went well.  Not always the case for me when it comes to things like that.

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FOR US ONE OF THE FIRST THINGS WE DO WITH ALMOST EVERY RV IS TO TAKE OUT THE DINETTE AND USE THAT SPACE FOR COMFORTABLE SEATING

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WE HAD TAKEN OUT THIS TUB CHAIR AS WELL AND REPLACED IT WITH A COMFY RECLINER

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WE’VE HAD THIS COACH OVER FOUR YEARS AND I NEVER SLEPT IN THAT BED ONCE

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Still dealing with bouts of dizziness if I look up or bend over too fast especially to the right.  And an overall physical tiredness that may or may not be related.  Despite that I was energized just enough by today’s slightly warm afternoon Sun to haul out a stepladder and clean some house windows.  And we are coming down the home stretch with the Motorhome clean-up.  The rig has an 8 o’clock appointment at the Bayfield Garage to have a few things checked out and repaired if necessary.  Weather people are calling for a chance of rain and if that happens I’m not going to be be a happy camper.  That means I’ll probably have to wash the whole darn Motorhome again when we get it home.  Prospective buyers do not want to see a big dirty looking Motorhome.

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ALTHOUGH I DIDN’T TAKE ANY AUTUMN FOLIAGE PHOTOS THIS MORNING I DID TAKE MY CAMERA FOR A WALK AROUND OUR YARD THIS AFTERNOON

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GEEEEZZZZ DO I REALLY WANT TO WASH WINDOWS ON SUCH A NICE DAY

Ed Dddd over there in the Shout Box might be on to something alright.  I may indeed need a little extra help through the Winter.  Something I may talk over with my Nurse Practitioner at some point.  I find as I am aging my mood swings are becoming more frequent and wider ranging.  My increasing memory lapses really irritate and get me down some days.

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HAVE YOU GUESSED WHAT I BOUGHT MYSELF YET??

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THE WORD ‘LAMP’ COULD BE A TIP

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CAN YOU TELL I AM RATHER FASCINATED BY MY NEW ‘LAVA LAMP’

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OH AND WHERE DID I GET MY LAVA LAMP??  WALMART OF COURSE

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Kelly’s on-line RV alerts notified her of a nice little 2005 Chevy Class B today that we might have gone and had a look at if it hadn’t been all the way over in Eastern Ontario at Gananoque the other side of Kingston.  Sure perked me up when she showed me the pictures of it.  Well, that was my excitement for the day:))

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GROANER'S CORNER:((  Harvey's grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into his van and takes it to a clock repair shop. In the shop is a little old man who insists he is Swiss, and has a heavy German accent. He asks Harvey, "Vat sims to be ze problem?" Harvey says, "I'm not sure, but it doesn't go 'tick-tocktick -tock' anymore. Now it just goes 'tick...tick...tick.'" The old man says, "Mmm-Hm!" and steps behind the counter, where he rummages around a bit. He emerges with a huge flashlight and walks over the grandfather clock. He turns the flashlight on, and shines it directly into the clocks face. Then he says in a menacing voice, "Ve haf vays of making you tock!"

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The church service was under way and they passed the collection plate. When the preacher saw a $100.00 bill in the collection plate, he stopped the service and announced "who ever put the $100.00 bill in the plate please stand up". A gay man stood up and said "I did". The preacher told him "since you put that money in the plate I would like to let you pick out three hymns." Looking over the congregation the gay guy excitedly said, "well I'll take him and him and him."

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Saturday, October 13, 2018

COMING TO GRIPS WITH HAVING ‘NO SOUTHWEST WINTER TRAVEL PLANS’ THIS YEAR:((

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HULLETT MARSH THIS MORNING

Another cold gray depressing morning.  Pheebs and I headed over to the Hullett Marsh for a walk.  Hunters were out killing things so we immediately left and came home.  Kelly was busy with the Motorhome’s interior clean-up so I helped out with the driver and passenger area. 

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‘I THINK THERE’S A FROG OVER HERE DAD’

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SHE’S QUITE THE INQUISITIIVE LITTLE EXPLORER

My afternoon rapidly slid further downhill and I didn’t end up accomplishing much until I managed to pull my socks up and interest myself in re-arranging our sunroom a bit after supper.  I have a feeling I am going to be spending a lot of my time here now.

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NOW THAT’S NO WAY TO HARVEST CORN!!

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STILL NOT QUITE FINISHED WITH THE BEAN HARVEST

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I am sure going to have to learn how to ‘pull a rabbit out of a hat’ if I am going to make it through the Winter.  Been dreading this ‘staying home’ for the past dozen years and here it is, the time has finally arrived.  With reality setting in it didn’t end up being a good day for me:((

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GROANER'S CORNER:((  Two notorious drunks are sitting at the bar. One is crying. The other asks what's wrong. "I've puked all over myself again and my wife is gonna kill me." The other drunk says "do what I do pal. Explain to your wife that some other drunk puked on you. Put a ten spot in your shirt pocket and tell her that the drunk was sorry and gave you ten dollars to have your clothes cleaned." "Sounds like a great idea" says drunk number 1. When he gets home, sure enough his wife is fuming and begins yelling at him about his clothes and how disgusting he is. The drunk starts spinning the lie and says " look for yourself, there's ten bucks in my shirt pocket." His wife looks in the pocket and finds twenty dollars.  "Wait a minute, I thought you said the guy gave you ten for puking on you," says the wife. "He did," says the drunk. "But he crapped in my pants too."

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Oxymorons::

1. Act naturally

2. Found missing

3. Resident alien

4. Advanced BASIC

5. Genuine imitation

6. Airline Food

7. Good grief8. Same difference

9. Almost exactly

10. Terribly pleased

11. Sanitary landfill

12. Alone together

13. Legally drunk

14. Silent scream

15. Living dead

16. Government organization

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