Thursday, December 02, 2021

THREE OF US IN THE JEEP THIS MORNING


A spring-like morning with all three of us in the Jeep first heading to Hayter's Turkey Farm in Dashwood then east to Exeter for a stop at the Canadian Tire Store and Pet Value.  After a munchies stop at McDonalds it was home again.  Three police cruisers in our Park this morning with two more stationed on the road outside the Park.  And they hung around for a big portion of the day.  The Park's madness continues.........

 WITH ROAD CLOSURES WEST OF EXETER THIS MORNING WE HAD TO DETOUR THROUGH THE HAY SWAMP

 AN UPSIDE-DOWN NUTHATCH ON OUR BIRDFEEDER
THESE FOLKS GARAGE AT LEFT LOOKS BIGGER THAN THEIR HOUSE
 OKAY, BRING ON SOME MORE SNOW!!
GROANER'S CORNER:(( When a customer slid into the barber chair, the barber asked him how he wanted his hair cut.  "Make it short," the customer replied, "with a bare patch above my left ear, but longer on the right side so that it covers my right ear. I also want my left sideburn above my left ear and the right sideburn below my right ear."  The barber looked puzzled and said, "I don't think I can do that."  The customer replied, "I don't know why not–that's the way you cut it the last time I was here!"

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Wednesday, December 01, 2021

WELL, HERE WE ARE AT DECEMBER 1RST

 PHEEBS AND I MANAGED A WALK EARLIER TODAY
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 SOMETHING GOING ON AT BAYFIELD'S BEACH THIS MORNING

 A LOT OF WORKERS ON BAYFIELD'S NEW BRIDGE
I HAVE ALWAYS LIKED THE WELL MADE STONE WALL AT THIS FARM PROPERTY AND DID YOU SEE THE YELLOW FLOWERS STILL IN BLOOM 
 GETTING SOME LAST MINUTE PLOWING DONE
STAGHORN SUMAC
GROANER'S CORNER:(( A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, mean-looking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep.  The little guy starts to feel a little airsick, but he's afraid to wake the big guy up to ask if he can go to the bathroom. He knows he can't climb over him, and so the little guy sits there, looking at the big guy, trying to decide what to do.  Suddenly, the plane hits an air pocket and an uncontrollable wave of nausea passes over the little guy. He can't hold it in any longer and he pukes all over the big guy's chest. About five minutes later the big guy wakes up, looks down, and sees the vomit all over him.  "So," says the little guy: "are you feeling better now?"

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Tuesday, November 30, 2021

COWS AND BARNS

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GROANER'S CORNER:((  A Few Points To Ponder::
- If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
 
- Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
- Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person?
- If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?
- Do prison buses have emergency exits?
- Do astronauts change their clocks when they move over different time zones in space?
- When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?  
- If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him?
- Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
- Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?
- If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?
- Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
- Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
- If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
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Monday, November 29, 2021

SUNRISE

 SUNRISE FROM OUR LIVING ROOM WINDOW
 MORNING COFFEE....CANADIAN STYLE
 A LOT OF PAVING MACHINES WITH BLINKING LIGHTS WARMING UP

 I'M GUESSING THEY MAY HAVE PAVED THE NEW BAYFIELD BRIDGE DECK TODAY
 I SAW A NUMBER OF BAYFIELDERS OUT WALKING THEIR DOGS THIS MORNING
GROANER'S CORNER:(( "Doctor, I think I'm a moth."  "It's not a doctor you need, it's a psychiatrist."  "I was on my way there when I saw your light on."

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