| EVERYTIME I SEE THESE LONG FARM LANES I WANT TO TURN IN AND SEE WHERE THEY GO |
| JUST THINK, EVERYTHING YOU SEE IN THIS PHOTO WILL BE DEAD IN A FEW MONTHS...NOW, HOW'S THAT FOR A SOBERING THOUGHT EH |
| IN ABOUT ANOTHER SIX WEEKS, THIS CORN WILL BE READY FOR HARVESTING |
| HERE'S WOODSY IN THE FRONT, YARD GIVING A BIG SCOLDING TO A SQUIRREL THAT HAD JUST GOT ONTO THE BIRD STATION AND WAS EATING ALL THE BIRDSEED |
| CONSTRUCTION CONTINUES ON THE NEW BRIDGE BETWEEN VARNA AND BRUCEFIELD, ONTARIO |
GROANER'S CORNER:(( A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take pictures of a great forest fire. He was advised that a small plane would be waiting to fly him over the fire. The photographer arrived at the airstrip just an hour before sundown. Sure enough, a small Cessna airplane was waiting. He jumped in with his equipment and shouted, "Let's go!" The tense man sitting in the pilot's seat swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air, though flying erratically. "Fly over the north side of the fire," said the photographer, "And make several low-level passes." "Why?" asked the nervous pilot. "Because I'm going to take pictures!" yelled the photographer. "I'm a photographer, and photographers take pictures!" The pilot replied, "You mean you're not the flight instructor?"
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- When I was at the gym yesterday, everyone kept asking me why I was always sitting still on the stationary bike. I’m going downhill, dude, mind your own business.
- A man walked into a hardware store and picked up a can of fly spray. "Is this good for wasps?" he asks the assistant. To which she replies "No, it kills them."
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