Sunday, October 12, 2025

LIFE GOES ON AND WAITS FOR NO ONE

         SEA GULLS OVER A FARMER'S FIELD
After my refreshing morning walk, I took myself for a wee countryside drive, snapping a few pics along the way.  I couldn't help but remember how, for a number of years, this was an exciting time in mid-October mixed with a healthy dose of slightly nervous anxiety.  The Bayfield Bunch was getting ready to hit the road again for the Great American Southwest.  I always liked to leave on the third Saturday in October, mainly to avoid the unpredictable weather settling in across the land.  Sometimes we left in sunshine and bare roads, and sometimes we were pushing our way through snow on heading out.  The excitement came in from knowing where we were going, and the nervous anxiety came with knowing the long distance we had to travel, and all the things that can and do go squirrely along the way.  But despite those anxieties, we did it and made it happen for thirteen great years.  I so much miss those days and all the adventures we had, and the multitude of memories we created.  Max, Checkers, Cora, (the little Motormouse) Pheebs, Kelly, and I.  And, I'm glad I kept not only a written record of those travels, but a pictorial one as well, even though it saddens me every time I look back on those years.  A wave of sadness came over me this morning when those fading memories drifted back, and I had to bring my mind around to the present day.  It's all too evident that life goes on and waits for no one..................  

ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL EARLY OCTOBER MORNING
 PATTERENED FIELDS AS FARMERS ARE STILL CUTTING HAY AND PLANTING NEXT YEAR'S CROPS
LOCAL MARSHMALLOW FARMS HAD A BUMPER CROP THIS YEAR
 I THOUGHT IT A LITTLE EARLY FOR THESE GALS TO BE PUTTING ON THEIR BLACK HALLOWEEN MASKS ALREADY
 AUTUMN AT AN AREA HORSE FARM
ONE OF A HALF DOZEN GRAVEL PITS IN THE AREA
 A FENCE WANDERS THROUGH THE RURAL LANDSCAPE
 A DUSTING OF COWS
 ALL'S QUIET DOWN ON THE FARM
 AN EIGHTEEN WHEELER PARKED ALONGSIDE A COUNTRY ROAD AWAITS THE NEXT LOAD OF BEANS OR PERHAPS CORN
Al's Music Box The Tennessee Waltz by Patti Page.

 A HOUSE IN CLINTON ONTARIO THIS MORNING
GROANER'S CORNER:(( The pro football team had just finished its daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout. Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line. When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted, 'You're terrific!!! Sign up for the season, and I'll see to it that you get a huge bonus.' 'Forget the bonus,' the turkey said, 'All I want to know is, does the season go past Thanksgiving Day?'

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- “The magazine about ceiling fans went out of business due to low circulation.”
- What do you call a wreath made of $100 bills? Aretha Franklins.
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Two students were arguing when their teacher entered the classroom. The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?” One boy answers, “We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.” "You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was." The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher........Another teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow at the back of the class shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."
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The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the
mike cord as he went. Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord and nearly tripping before jerking it again. After several circles and jerks, a little girl in the third pew leaned toward her mother and whispered, "If he gets loose, will he hurt us?"

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Saturday, October 11, 2025

FIRED UP THE BICYCLES AND TOOK OURSELVES FOR A HALF HOUR RIDE

A DISTANT HERD OF COWS
Our predicted rainy Saturday never did really materialize.  Oh, a short shower just after dawn, but within a couple of hours, we were bathed in sunlight, and it pretty much lasted for the rest of the day, with big white fluffy clouds to boot.  A breezy morning walk, but I was dressed for it.  An afternoon run to Goderich for a few groceries and home again, whereupon we fired up the bicycles and took ourselves for a half-hour ride.  All is good.

 MY ACCIDENTAL BACKYARD CACTUS GARDEN
HAD MYSELF A LITTLE BACKYARD CAMPFIRE THIS AFTERNOON
Al's Music Box I'd Really Love To See You Tonight by England Dan and John Ford Coley.

 THIS MORNING'S SETTING MOON WAS VERY PALE IN THE SKY, SO i HAD TO MAKE IT BLACK AND WHITE TO STAND IT OUT FROM THE BACKGROUND
GROANER'S CORNER:(( A man owned a small ranch in Montana. The Montana Work Force Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent. "Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years.. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. "The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board. "Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. "That's the guy I want to talk to ... the half-wit," says the agent. "That would be me," replied the Rancher.

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- Why do Morris dancers wear bells?
So they can annoy blind people as well.

Q: What do you call a nun who walks in her sleep?
A: A roaming Catholic.
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I was browsing in a souvenir shop when the man next to me struck up a conversation.
Just as he was telling me that his wife was getting carried away with her shopping, a brief power shortage caused the lights to flicker overhead. "Ah," he sighed that must he her checking out now."
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A young boy stopped by the corner grocery store and read his list to the clerk: "10 pounds if sugar at $1.25 a pound; 4 pounds of coffee at $1.50 a pound; 2 pounds of butter at $1.10 a pound and 2 bars of soap at 83 cents each. How much does that come to?" "Twenty-two dollars and thirty-six cents," replied the clerk. "If I gave you three ten-dollar bills, how much change would I get?" "Seven dollars and sixty-four cents." "Thanks! That's my arithmetic homework for tomorrow."

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