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| AT THE SOUTH END OF OUR PARK THIS MORNING |
Only six degrees above freezing outside first thing this morning. I'd better soon trot out my winter woolies. But hey, at least the Sun was shining and there was no wind to drive the wind chill factor even lower. Taking advantage of this great weather, I again focused my efforts on reworking our old overgrown front yard flowerbeds. I moved a lot of rocks around today and got out for a short ride on my E-bike to the south end of our Park's property and back.
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| I MOVED A LOT OF ROCKS AROUND TODAY AND THIS IS ONLY SOME OF THEM |
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| A NICE DRIVE TO MY WALKING SPOT AND BACK EARLIER TODAY |
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| LESS THAT 24 HOURS AFTER THIS CORN FIELD WAS HARVESTED, WORK HAS BEGUN TO IRRIGATE THE FIELD |
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WAITING TO BE LOADED WITH TONS OF CORN KERNELS Al's Music Box Sunny by Bobby Hebb. |
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| SOUTH END OF THE PARK THIS AFTERNOON.... iPHONE |
GROANER'S CORNER:(( A frog goes into a bank and hops up to a teller. He can see from her name plate that she is called Patricia Whack, so he says "Ms. Whack, I'd like to borrow $30,000, please." The teller asks for his name and the frog replies that he is Kermit Jagger, son of Mick Jagger, and a personal friend of the bank manager. Unconvinced, Ms. Whack explains she will need some identity and also some security against his loan. The frog produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant and hands it to her. The confused teller says she will have to consult with her manager. 'There's a frog called Kermit Jagger at the counter who wants to borrow $30,000," she tells her boss. "And what do you think this elephant is about?" The manager looks back at her and says "It's a knick-knack, Patti Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone.'
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Lose weight quickly by eating raw pork and rancid tuna. I found that the subsequent food poisoning enabled me to lose 12 pounds in only 2 days.
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What do you get if you cross a snake and a Lego set? A boa constructor!
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Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris asked, "If you were a musician, who would you be?". Chuck Norris said, "I would be Motzart."
Jean Claud VanDam said, "I would be Bethoven." Arnold then said, "I'll be Bach!"
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