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| A LOT OF LEAVES ARE DOWN FROM OUR REDBUD TREE THIS MORNING |
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| BY LATE MORNING, I HAD THEM CLEANED UP |
Had an appointment at Goderich's Maitland Valley Medical Center with my Nurse Practitioner this afternoon. I'm dealing with a painful and slightly misshapen finger on my left hand and a small non-painful growth on top of my head. Apo-Naproxen was prescribed for a suspected tendon problem in my finger, and it was decided to monitor the head growth and notify my NP of any change......Looks like another cold and rainy day coming up for Friday. Oh well, it is November after all:((
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| IT'S THE SECOND FINGER IN FROM THE RIGHT THAT IS GIVING ME ALL THE GRIEF....DARN THIS AGING THING |
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A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to attend a radio show, and he's stopped in Connecticut for speeding. The state trooper smells alcohol on his breath, and then he sees an empty wine bottle on the floor, and he says, "Sir, have you been drinking?" And the minister says, "Just water." The sheriff says, "Then why do I smell wine?" And the minister looks down at the bottle and says, "Good Lord, He's done it again!"
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When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is not too bright, you might want to remember some of these lines::
- He's traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind.
- She trips over cordless phones.
- His truck can't haul a full load.
- He tries to tune in his shortwave radio with a TV antenna.
- He's two bits shy of a dollar.
- She's two chapters short of a novel.
- That farm girl is two sheep short of a sweater.
- I think he is two socks short of a pair.
- She types 120 words a minute, but her keyboard isn't plugged in.
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