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Al's Music Box:: Wintertime by Hagood Hardy.
GROANER'S CORNER:(( The little Moron was hard up for money, so he walked around his neighborhood, trying to find a job. He met a nice man who said he would give him work. All he had to do was paint his porch white. He gave him a bucket of paint and left. He walked into his house, laughing. He told his wife what he had done. "Frank, our porch covers half of the house! You're so mean," his wife replied. Three hours later, the little Moron went into the house and gave the bucket of white paint back to the man. The astonished man handed her a $100 bill and asked how he finished it so quickly. "It takes time, but it was easy," was his reply. "Oh, and it's a Ferrari, not a Porsche."
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As my family was leaving Disney World, my daughter waved and said, "Goodbye, Minnie!"
My son waved and said, "Goodbye, Mickey!"
I waved and said, "Goodbye money!"
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A teacher says, “Okay, class. Today, we're going to be talking about the tenses. If I say ‘I'm beautiful,' which tense is it?” Little Johnny raises his hand and says, “Obviously past tense, Miss.”
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A woman met her husband at the train station after work for the ride home. He looked haggard, so she asked, "Rough day?" "You bet it was," he groaned. "Our computers were down, and we had to use our own brains to think all day."
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Al's Doggy World
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Al's Art Gallery
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