Thursday, January 15, 2026

NOT THAT IT MAKES ANY DIFFERENCE OF COURSE, BUT.....

An overnight snowfall had me out with my snow shovel again.  We had about three inches of light, fluffy snow, but it was a different story inland, where they had a full-blown snowstorm going on overnight and into the morning.  Toronto was at a standstill.  Schools and school buses were cancelled in many area of southwestern Ontario, etc.  A friend of Lorraine's in Stratford said they had well over a foot of snow.  Despite temperatures around 12F, I bundled up warm and first shoveled out the paths to the bird feeders.  The driveway was next, followed by the back deck and paths to the two sheds.  I also always shovel a path to neighbor Monica's front door and clear off her porch.  I also trimmed off some lower cedar tree branches along our driveway to make more room for the shoveled driveway snow.  Our neighbor Frank snowblows Monica's driveway and clears off her rear deck.

 
 A SNOWY COLD MID JANUARY MORNING
THE BIRDFEEDERS ARE ALWAYS BUSIEST ON SNOWY COLD DAYS
SPOTTED A TOUCH OF RED IN THE FRONT YARD
 AHA, IT'S A MALE CARDINAL
What a surprise, around noon, when skies began to clear, and sunshine flooded into our front yard.  An instant boost to my winter-challenged morale for sure.  An hour later, clouds prevailed once again and began dropping snow on us.  And, there went my heightened morale factor right back into the dumpster, 'Bang-Zoom'!!

'WOW' SUNSHINE IN OUR FRONT YARD
 I LOVE TO SEE THOSE SHADOWS
 AND 'DOUBLE WOW; FOR BLUE SKIES OVERHEAD
Seeing how most days feel like Sundays now, I had to remind myself again that it was Thursday.  Not that it makes any difference of course, but I do try to keep a handle on the days of the week.  An old habit left over from working days, I suppose, when things like that were somehow kind of important.  I sure don't miss those days, and I sure would not like to have to return to those days.  I enjoy waking up in the morning knowing that I am in charge of my day and not some grumpy, demanding, stressed-out, and moody employer somewhere.  I love being in charge of my own decisions, and not someone else.
 WOODSY SNAPPED AN iPHONE PICTURE OF ME THIS AFTERNOON, AND THE REASON FOR THE HAT AND HEADPHONES IS THIS.....SHE HAD AN AFTERNOON TV SHOW ON THAT WASN'T MY CUP OF TEA, SO BY TIPPING MY HEAD DOWN  I COULDN'T SEE ITHE TV ABOVE MY LAPTOP SCREEN, AND OF COURSE THE HEADPHONES ARE SELF-EXPLANATORY
 MY WINTER STOCK OF CORN IS HOLDING UP WELL DESPITE THE MANY BIRDS, SQUIRRELS, AND BUNNIES OUTSIDE
I HAVE OCCASIONAL PAIN DUE TO ARTHRITIS IN MY INDEX FINGER ON MY LEFT HAND, AND AFTER GRIPPING THE SNOW SHOVEL THIS MORNING, WOODSY HAD TO APPLY SOME PAIN RELIEF LINIMENT PATCHES TO THAT FINGER
 BY THE END OF THE DAY IT WAS SNOWING ALL OVER THE PLACE AGAIN:((
Al's Music Box:: If You Could Read My Mind by Gordon Lightfoot.

GROANER'S CORNER:(( A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A little Moron rolls down the window and says, " Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!"  The officer looks at him, then says, "Sir, that's your air freshener."

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The patient was lying in bed, still groggy from the effects of the recent operation. His doctor came in, looking very glum. "I can't be sure what's wrong with you," the doctor said. "I think it's the drinking." "Okay," the patient said. "Can we get an opinion from a doctor who's sober?"

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“What is a florist's favorite vegetable? A cauliflower!”

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Young Son: "Is it true, Dad? I heard that in some parts of the world a man doesn’t know 
his wife until he marries her.” "Dad: That happens in every country, son."

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A man and his wife were driving their Recreational Vehicle across the country and were nearing a town spelled Kissimee. They noted the strange spelling and tried to figure how to pronounce it - KISS-a-me; kis-A-me; kis-a-ME. They grew more perplexed as they drove into the town.  Since they were hungry, they pulled into a place to get something to eat. At the counter, the man said to the waitress, "My wife and I can't figure out how to pronounce this place. Will you tell me where we are and say it very slowly so that I can understand."
The waitress looked at him and said: "Buuurrrgerrr Kiiiinnnng."

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Tuesday, January 13, 2026

SAY, YOU DON'T SUPPOSE THAT IS WHY I WASN'T ASKED TO ALONG TODAY

 I DIDN'T TAKE ANY PICTURES TODAY SO I'VE USED A FEW FILE PHOTOS
Above freezing today and at this time of year here in Southwestern Ontario, that is always worthy of note.  Our good neighbor Monica had an appointment in Goderich this morning so Lorraine, in the Subaru, drove Monica to that appointment.  I, of course, offered to drive, but was promptly turned down.  I don't think they wanted me along because they were probably thinking about going on a big shopping bender after Monica's appointment.  Well, hey...you know what women are like when they get together with some possible thoughts of shopping in the air.  Okay, okay, so they just went to Walmart for a few necessities....but shopping thoughts are shopping thoughts, and readers well know my thoughts about being dragged through stores on shopping sprees!!  Say, you don't suppose that is why I wasn't asked to go along today.........
CANADA GEESE ON THE BAYFIELD RIVER
Just think, here we are almost halfway through January, and a month from now we'll actually be over halfway through the shortest month of the year, February.  It almost conjures up thoughts of golden Daffodils, chirping Robins. and croaking Frogs.  Or not.

I think it was about 3:05 this afternoon when our power went out.  Earlier, I had seen two large Hydro (Power Company) trucks roll by outside, so my guess is that somewhere in the Park, they were doing some work, and 'Poof' the power was out.  And then 'Poof' again at 3:40 and the power was back on.  Now, wasn't that exciting:))


Al's Music Box::
 Baby The Rain Must Fall by Glen Yarbrough

GROANER'S CORNER:(( An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were trying to get in to see the Olympics without tickets. So they got to the stadium during one of the main events and discussed how they would be able to attend without paying.  The Englishman walked around the stadium and saw a pole lying on the ground and picked it up. He walked to the entrance and said, "Peter. England. Pole throwing." The guards let him in without hesitation.  While walking, the Scotsman sees a manhole. He picks up the cover, carries it under his arm to the entrance and says, "McGregor. Scotland. Discus throwing." The guards let him in also.  The Irishman is very frantic, since both his friends are now inside. He walks around the stadium and finds a roll of barbed wire. He picks it up, walks to the entrance and says, "Murphy. Ireland. Fencing."

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- I joined a white church because white people get out on time. 

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

- Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

- Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

- Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

- When dog food has a new and improved taste, who tests it?

- You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

- Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

- Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

- If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

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Customer: "I've been calling 700-1000 for two days and can't get through. Can you help?"
Operator: "Where did you get that number, sir?"
Customer: "It's on the door of your business."
Operator: "Sir, those are the hours that we are open."
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When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. "Good heavens," he said, "what is this?" "Why, it's bean soup," she replied. "I don't care what it has been," he sputtered. "What is it now?"

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Monday, January 12, 2026

SOME DAYS I JUST SPEND TOO MUCH TIME THINKING BACK TO DAYS GONE BY


 ON OUR MORNING DRIVES, PHEEBS AND I WOULD SOMETIMES TRAVEL THIS OLD STAGE COACH ROAD BETWEEN CONGRESS AND YARNELL, ARIZONA
Not much happening today folks.

 OUR FIRST CLASS A MOTORHOME
Al's Music Box::  Along The Sante Fe Trail by Roy Rogers and The Sons Of The Pioneers.

SOME DAYS I JUST SPEND TOO MUCH TIME THINKING BACK TO DAYS GONE BY
GROANER'S CORNER:((

- I got arrested for doing 1000 sit-ups in my own house! They charged me with domestic ab use

- People always ask why I tuck a pen in my shoe, and I reply, "in case I need to make footnotes!"

- I’m an electrician.  Most people are really shocked when they learn I’m not that good at it

- I returned my lizard to the pet store because he wouldn’t stop telling dad jokes.
That’s not a lizard, the store clerk told me.
That’s a stand-up chameleon.

- What do lizards like to eat with their hamburgers?  French flies

- Why did the lizard go on a diet?  Because it was overweight according to its scales.

- What did the mom chameleon say to her nervous kid on the first day of school?
“Don’t worry, you’ll blend right in!”

- What is a gecko who knows magic called?
A Lizard Wizard.

What is a reptile’s favorite movie?  The Lizard of Oz
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