Sunday, February 01, 2026

AND, WITHOUT LEAVING THE HOUSE, I EVEN WENT FOR A BIKE RIDE...''WHAT'!!

I SAW THIS LITTLE BUNNY UNDER A CEDAR RAIL FENCE IN BAYFIELD THIS MORNING MUNCHING ON SOME CEDAR BRANCHES
Checking my mind's rear-view mirror first thing this morning, I saw it right away.  Yes, there it was behind me and fading fast into history, right where all Januarys belong!! Glancing at my thermometer, I saw that we were starting February out with the temperature sitting right at 0F.  Let's hope we can end it 28 days from now somewhere at least above freezing.  Another nice orange sunrise through the pine trees this morning.

 THIS MORNING'S SUNRISE FILTERS THROUGH THE FROZEN TREE BRANCHES OUTSIDE OUR WINDOW
 IF YOU LET YOUR IMAGINATION GO, YOU WILL SEE CRITTERS HERE IN THESE SNOW CLUSTERS
 A TOUCH OF SUNLIGHT ON A TWIST OF SNOW AROUND THE REAR DECK'S RAILING
SUNSHINE EVEN MADE IT'S WAY INTO OUR KITCHENN THIS MORNING TO ALIGHT ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER

 NICE TO SEE CLEAR BLUE SKY BETWEEN THE HOUSE AND CARPORT
 A FINE LOOKING MORNING IN OUR PARK AS WELL
It was a nice morning for a drive, so I slipped into Bayfield, gassed up the car, and took a little drive around town.  Snapped a few pics here and there and headed home.  Although too cold for doing much of anything outside, the Sun did energize me enough to work on a few small projects inside.  And, without leaving the house, I even went for a bike ride.  What??

 AND TO THINK PEOPLE WILL BE SWIMMING HERE AT BAYFIELD'S BEACH IN ANOTHER FOUR MONTHS OR SO
THESE HEAVY BOULDERS HAVE BEEN PLACED RIGHT ON BAYFIELD'S BEACH
 BAFFIELD'S SOUTH PIER IS ALL BUT COVERED OVER WITH ICE AND SNOW
 ICE FISHERMEN ON THE BAYFIELD RIVER
 SUNDAY MORNING WALKERS IN PIONEER PARK STOP TO GAZE OUT OVER THE FROZEN LAKE
NOT EVEN A HINT OF OPEN WATER OUT THERE
 HERE'S THAT LITTLE BUNNY UNDER THE CEDAR RAIL FENCE IN BAYFIELD
With this Winter's inactivity taking a physical toll on both Woodsy and I, we had talked a few times about what to do.  We had thought about the Y.M.C.A. in Goderich, but that's expensive and neither one of us is interested in a regimented exercise program with a bunch of people.  So, we settled on something else.  I had seen an exercise bike for sale near Goderich and mentioned it to Woodsy.  She said for the price they wanted for that used bike, we might as well buy a new one.  So, after reading up on exercise bikes, I finally decided on one and ordered it from Amazon.  It is a Monsuny Exercise Bike 2025 and it was here within two days.  It must have been quite an ordeal in a crowded delivery van for the driver to slug around the heavy box that the unassembled bike came on.  Seeing it on the porch early Saturday afternoon, I had to drag the box into the house because I couldn't lift it.  Upon opening the box, I could see it was very well packed.  Everything had been well thought out to house all the pieces.  The bike ad had said, 'easy to assemble'.  For me, that is always a big red flag.  In my world, nothing is easy to assemble, and I dread all those instructions.  But, here it was, and here I was, so let the games begin. I very carefully and methodically took out all the parts and placed them carefully on the floor.  It is extremely important for me to take my time, be organized, and remain calm.  If not, the bike and all its parts could be swiftly exiting the building through the living room window!!  For a change, I followed the directions closely, and aside from a few expected small hang-ups, including getting the pedals on, I finally had the bike assembled.  It took me four hours, but that included one coffee break, seven trips to the fridge for snacks, half a dozen washroom breaks, a telephone call from Woodsy, two self-directed pep talks, and one prolonged gnashing of teeth over the pedals.  Anyway, it was finally done, and I climbed aboard and took myself for that spin I mentioned at the end of my first paragraph.  I right away liked the bike because it is completely noiseless, feels good to sit on, has a monitor, and a place to hold a cell phone.  I like the backrest and the two handbars on either side of the seat. The bike folds up and can be easily moved because of its two wheels, which I at first put on backwards.  I'll wait until Lorraine is here to figure out the monitor stuff, but in the meantime, I put my cellphone in the stand and set it for five minutes.  The tension gizmo on the bike goes from 1-16 so I've started off at 8 in 5-minute increments.  My first session late Saturday afternoon almost burned my legs off, (I am such a Wus), but I'm feeling much better today and have decided that is the setting and time period I will start off with.  When Lorraine (Woodsy) gets here, she will probably set it to 16 and boogie for an hour.  Afterall, walking and bicycling are two of her main things, and she has muscles of steel.  But, don't tell her I said that, or I will be in some very major trouble!!

 THIS WAS A HEAVY BOX
 THE PARTS WERE PACKED WELL
 OKAY, LET THE GAMES GEGIN
 WHEN I SAW THE FIRST PAGE OF INSTRUCTIONS I WAS ASCARED, VERY ASCARED
 WELL, DESPITE MYSELF, I'M ACTUALLY GETTING SOMEWHERE
 I EVEN HAD TO BRING IN THE BIG GUNS AT ONE POINT
 AT LAST IT WAS DONE
THIS MORNING I MOVED THE BIKE FROM THE LIVING ROOM TO THE SUNROOM
THE BIKE'S MONITOR
 UNTIL WOODSY FIGURES OUT THE MONITOR, I'LL JUST USE THE TIMER ON MY CELL PHONE 
The day ended under gloriously sunny skies and our temps rocketed up to 20F.  Shorts and T-shirts weather I'd almost say.

 HEY, I EVEN HAD A CAMPFIRE GOING IN OUR SNOWY BACKYARD THIS AFTERNOON
Al's Music Box:: Moonlight In Vermont by Margaret Whiting.

 SHOVELING THE DRIVEWAY IN A SNOWSTORM A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO
GROANER'S CORNER:(( Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what a thoughtful and wonderful man her late husband had been. "Sidney thought of everything," she told them. "Just before he died, Sidney called me to his bedside. He handed me three envelopes. `Tillie,' he told me, 'I have put all my last wishes in these three envelopes. After I am dead, please open them and do exactly as I have instructed. Then I can rest in peace." "What was in the envelopes?" her friends asked. "The first envelope contained $5,000 with a note, 'Please use this money to buy a nice casket.' So I bought a beautiful mahogany casket with such a comfortable lining that I know Sidney is resting very comfortably. "The second envelope contained $10,000 with a note, 'Please use this for a nice funeral.' I arranged a very dignified funeral for Sidney and bought all his favorite foods for everyone attending." "And the third envelope?" asked her friends. "The third envelope contained $25,000 with a note, 'Please use this to buy a nice stone.' Holding her hand in the air and showing off her ten-carat diamond ring, Tillie said, "So, how do you like my stone?"

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- “I lift weights only on Saturday and Sunday because Monday to Friday are weak days.”

Jack: "Do you know how long fish should be cooked?"
Jill: "Probably the same as short fish."

- Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets.

- "I've taken a vow of poverty. To annoy me, send money.

- "If absence makes the heart grow fonder=, said a minister, a lot of folks must love our church.

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Saturday, January 31, 2026

AND MAYBE SNAP A FEW PICS ALONG THE WAY

 I FOUND SOME COLOR IN THE COUNTRYSIDE THIS MORNING
Did you know we have only 37 nights left until we turn our clocks ahead.  Now, how's that for a positive thought to start off today's post.  Oh, and Groundhog Day is only 2 days away.  Another turning point in this long, cold winter.  We woke up to 3F this morning.  Can you spell C.O.L.D.  Nice orange sunrise through the trees though.  With clear blue skies overhead and a slight dusting of snow overnight, I decided to take myself for a drive through the countryside and maybe snap a few pics along the way.

 A FARMER BLOWING HIS LONG FARM LANE OUT
 A TOUCH OF COLOR
EVEN THIS OLD MANURE SPREADER WAS SPORTING SOME COLORS ON THIS COLD LATE JANUARY MORNING
 THIS OLD FISHING BOAT ALWAYS LOOKS SO OUT OF PLACE IN THIS FARMYARD
I EVEN SPOTTED A HORSE THIS MORNING
 A SNOWY RURAL MAILBOX
 MAYBE THIS FARMER WAS FIXIN TO COMBINE HIMSELF SOME SNOW ON THIS COLD SATURDAY MORNING
 IT WAS A GOOD MORNING FOR SPOTTING COLORS IN THE WHITE LANDSCAPE
Al's Music Box:: For The Good Times by Ray Price.

GROANER'S CORNER:(( Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, "Johnny, when I was a child, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Johnny looked up and replied, "Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."

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Q: What is a question with a different answer every time you're asked?
A: "What time is it?"
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I miss the old corded telephones.  They were kinky.
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Patient: "Doctor, Doctor... I can't stop stealing things".
Doctor: "Take these pills for a week. If that doesn't work, I'll have a color TV".
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As the storm raged, the captain realized his ship was sinking fast. He called out, "Anyone here know how to pray?" One man stepped forward. "Aye, Captain, I know how to pray." "Good," said the captain, "You pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets – we're one short."
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A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters:
'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' "Can you read this?" the optician asked. "Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."

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