Saturday, May 16, 2026

WELL I WENT AND MESSED UP MY AFTERNOON

SO NICE TO SEE THE VIBRANT SPRING COLORS LEAFING OUT IN THE FOREST
Off to a shaky weather start this morning with winds, distant thunder, and the threat of rain at any time.  We did finally get about two dozen raindrops before the skies began to finally clear and give way to a big, bright, warm, and sunny afternoon.  I think we topped out at 70F.  About time, I'd say.

 CAME ACROSS A FEW COWS ON AN AFTERNOON DRIVE
 IT WAS A BUSY DAY FOR A LOT OF AREA FARMERS
 MANY FIELDS ARE ALREADY PLANTED
 THAT'S QUITE A MOSSMAGATOR OF MACHINERY BEHIND THAT EIGHT BIG WHEELED TRACTOR
 I THINK THIS FELLOW IS IN THE PROCESS OF PLANTING SOMETHING
THIS WINTER WHEAT PLANTED MAYBE LAST FALL WILL PROBABLY BE READY FOR HARVESTING SOMETIME NEXT MONTH
 I HAD INTENDED TO STOP HERE AT THE LINWOOD CONSERVATION AREA AND GO FOR A WALK WITH PHEEBS, BUT THERE WAS A FARM TRUCK AT THE TOP OF THE HILL AND THEY WERE PROBABLY WORKING THIS FIELD
Since Eastlink, our internet and TV provider, installed newer equipment a few months ago, my television goes into a screensaver mode now every two hours.  Which is to say, whatever I'm watching or listening to, just stops, and I have to press a button on the remote to get it going again.  Extremely annoying, and this afternoon I figured it was high time I stopped grumbling about it every day, and did something about it.  So, after calling Eastlink and then waiting in que for 48 minutes I finally had somebody on the other end.  I explained my problem and the lady had me try a few things in the TV's settings.  Nothing worked.  She then informed me that with smart TV's, that is the way things work now.  I wished I had my old equipment back when the TV would stay on until I decided when to turn the TV off.   This is not acceptable to me so next week I will talk to a second internet provider (Tuckersmith Communications) that is local, and see what they have to say.  If their equipment shuts off the TV every two hours like Eastlink, then I am beat.

Following the Eastlink call, I was on a roll and decided to go with my next big problem regarding SiriusXM Satellite Radio.  This major irritation is about me not being able to get my favorite music channel in the car anymore since they moved it from channel 68 to somewhere on a streaming service.  This was my third attempt in four months to resolve this problem and once again, I came away beaten and battered.  The nice lady on the other end of the phone tried to help me, but I just couldn't seem to understand what she was telling me.  No, not a language problem.  It was an AL problem.  She had me doing things on the phone that I just couldn't comprehend.  It had something to do with 'streaming' and 'Bluetooth'.  No doubt a techy oriented person could have had this all wrapped up in a matter of minutes, but not me.  Confusion set in and my patience finally ran out. Feeling sorry for the poor lady who was trying her best to help me, I had to finally just thank her for trying to help, then put the phone down and walk away feeling totally defeated again.  Unfortunately, my nerves were shattered, and I let that ruin the rest of my day.  

 A ROADSIDE CREEK AMBLES THROUGH A FOREST
 REFLECTIONS
 I THOUGHT IT WAS ODD TO HAVE SCAFFOLDING AROUND A WIND TURBINE
 BUT THEN, FROM A DIFFERENT ANGLE, I GOT THINGS INTO PERSPECTIVE
 AN APPLE ORCHARD ALONG THE WAY
Walked out the door, climbed into the car, stopped at Bayfield's Tim Hortons for a coffee to go, and headed off out into the countryside for a long breath of fresh air.  Okay, Okay, I was so upset, I even got a donut too.  Anyway, that was my day, and it looks like I'll not have my favorite music channel in the Subaru again.  And, out of the hundreds of music channels they have, it was my one favorite channel that they decided to move.  Some days a fella just can't win for losin'  Well, that's about enough grumbling out of me again.  In my world, some days are just more grumblier than others, but I do try not to drag them all into my blog here.  But some days, things just need to get said!!   

 LOTS OF PEOPLE ON BAYFIELD'S STREETS TODAY
 THE BLACK DOG OUTSIDE EATERY IS OPEN
 WHEN I SAW THIS ELDERLY LADY GETTING INTO HER CAR, I THOUGHT, GOOD FOR YOU WITH YOUR VIBRANT HAIR COLORS DARING TO BE DIFFERENT
 LINE-UPS ALREADY FORMING AT ROSIE'S ICE CREAM SHOPPE
 A YOUNGE FAMILY ENJOYING SOME TIME AT BAYFIELD'S BEACH THIS AFTERNOON
 AND I'D BE REMISS IF I DIDN'T INCLUDE YET ANOTHER PHOTO OF BAYFIELD'S SOUTH PIER
 ARRIVING HOME LATER, I TOOK A SHADOWY PHOTO OF MY EMERALD CEDARS
Al's Music Box:: On The Beach by Chris Rea.

GROANER'S CORNER:(( The little Moron is driving down the road. He notices that he's low on gas, so he stops at a gas station. While he's pumping his gas, he notices that he locked the keys in the car. So when he goes inside to pay, he asks the attendant for a coat hanger so that he can attempt to open the door herself. He returns outside and begins to jimmy the lock. Ten minutes later, the attendant comes out to see how the little Moron is faring. Outside the car, the little Moron is moving the hanger around and around while the other little Moron inside the car is saying, "A little more to the left...a little more to the right!..."

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A customer goes to the bank to make a deposit.
Teller: "Sorry sir. This $100 bill is a fake one. We cannot accept it."
Customer: "What's the big deal? I'm only depositing it into my account, right?"
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Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys. I only came to see if you could get me out of this place!
Doctor: I am, bit by bit.

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"When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least." "You're wrong, officer, it's only my hat that makes me look that old."

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Three men wanted to cross a river. They had no idea how to cross it, so one man knelt down on his knees and prayed "Lord give me the power and strength the cross the river." suddenly the man became very strong and swam across the river. The next man thought: if it worked for him, it'll work for me. So he knelt down and prayed "Lord give the skills and the strength to cross the river." the man built a canoe and rowed himself across the river. The last man thought: if it worked for both of them, I know it'll work for me. So he also knelt down and prayed "Lord give me the wisdom and knowledge to cross the river." He turned into a woman and walked across the bridge.

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Friday, May 15, 2026

MY THURSDAY SCHOOL BOY HAIRCUT

 SEEN IN GODERICH THIS MORNING
With clear and cold skies overhead Thursday night, I took a short drive out to my night sky spot and enjoyed all the bright shimmering stars and a couple Planets.  Jupiter and Venus, with Venus being the brightest object in the black velvety night sky.

 AN iPHONE PHOTO AFTER SUNSET
With no wind fluttering the leaves on the trees outside my window, I figured a sunny morning walk in the 45F air was doable, so off I went.  I followed that with a drive to Goderich to stop into the Bell Mobility office.  I've noticed on my iPhone that sometimes when a call comes in, the phone doesn't always ring.  Also, callers would get a security voice asking for the caller's name, etc.  The fellow at Bell told me that it was because Apple had recently done an update and installed that security feature on their phones.  I had him remove that, and now my phone is back to normal, and will ring if anyone should happen to call.  Before my stop at Bell, I had popped into A&W where I had a coupon for an 'Egger' breakfast.  And, would you believe, I never even set foot in the Walmart Store.  Or any other store for that matter, but I did buy three 5' Emerald Cedar trees at the Canadian Tire Garden Center and took a quick spin down around the harbor before heading home.

 A LOT OF HEAVY FARM MACHINERY ON OUR RURAL ROADS AT THIS TIME OF THE YEAR
A CROPPED VIEW OF THE GODERICH HARBOR WITH MY SONY CAMERA
 AN UNCROPPED PHOTO WITH MY iPHONE 15
 SONY CAM
 THE TOPSIDE VIEW OF THE LARGEST UNDERGROUND SALT MINE IN THE WORLD
GODERICH
 I'VE ALWAYS LIKED THIS HOUSE AND PROPERTY IN GODERICH
HEADING HOME
Home again, I wasn't long in gathering a few garden tools together.  With rain predicted for Saturday, I was anxious to get those three trees into the ground.  All went well, and digging the holes, I didn't run into any major roots that might have required an axe.  That kind of wraps up my buying of new plants for this year.  I don't think I bought any in the last couple of Springs, except for a Holly plant that the winter rabbits kind of wrecked.  It's likely I'll not be around to see the cedars fill in and grow tall together, but at least I've got them into the ground for someone else to enjoy someday in the future.

 JUST FINISHED PLANTING MY THREE EMERALD PYRAMID CEDARS
 MY THURSDAY SCHOOL BOY HAIRCUT
Al's Music Box:: Make The World Go Away by EEddy Arnold.

GROANER'S CORNER:(( Signs That You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn::

- He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag.

- He's fascinated by the details of you home security system.

- Stops every couple of minutes to smoke some clippings.

- Somehow manages to mow the hood ornament off your Lexus.

- No toes
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My home church welcomes all denominations, but really prefers tens and twenties.
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Q: What happens when cranberries get sad?
A: They turn into blueberries.

Q: What kind of 'tude is appropriate at the family dinner?
A: Gratitude.

Q: What can you call your brother who falls asleep after dinner?
A: Your napkin.

Q: What did the salad say to the butter who kept making jokes?
A: You're on a roll.

Q: What's a running turkey called?
A: Fast food.

Q:On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with an exhausted baseball player?
A: They're both likely to fall asleep between plates.

Q: What's one thing that you'll have in common with a teddy bear on Thanksgiving?
A: You'll both be filled with stuffing.

Q:How can you unlock the greatest Thanksgiving experience ever?
A: By making sure to bring the tur-key.

Q: When the Coronavirus was a big concern a few years ago, what was the most popular side dish?
A: Masked potatoes.
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A priest was sent to a very small church in the backwoods of Alaska. After a couple of years the Bishop decided to pay the priest a visit to see how he was doing. The priest said that it was a really lonely job and that he didn't think that he could have made it without his Rosary and two martinis each day. With that the priest said to the Bishop, "Would you like to have a martini with me?" The Bishop said, "Yes, that would be nice." The priest turned around and hollered toward the kitchen, "Rosary, would you fix us two martinis please?"

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 OH AIN'T IT DA TRUTH

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