Tuesday, January 20, 2026

A BIG BATCH OF SAUSAGE SOUP...MY FAV

IN BAYFIELD EARLIER TODAY
With no snow overnight, I had a snow shoveling reprieve this morning, but oh my, was it ever cold at 9F with a matching wind making things even worse.  No matter, I fired up Subie anyway and off we went for a drive into Bayfield.  I noticed at the Bayfield Beach, where work has been ongoing, that there is actually a third row of large boulders running parallel to the shoreline.  I am curious to see what this beach project actually ends up being.  From the beach, I headed up the hill into Bayfield for a cruise along Main Street before heading home.  

 CONSTRUCTION EQUIPMENT WAS IDLE AT BAYFIELD'S BEACH THIS MORNING
 TWO ROWS OF BOULDERS CAN BE SEEN HERE, BUT LOOK CLOSELY BECAUSE THERE IS A THIRD ROW OF BOULDERS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PHOTO
 A MOUND OF SMALL ROCKS MAYBE BEING USED AS A BASE FOR THE HEAVY BOULDERS
 SHORE ICE EXTENDS OUT INTO THE LAKE, AND THAT THIN BLUE LINE IS THE UNFROZEN WATERS OF LAKE HURON ON THE DISTANT HORIZON
BOATER'S PICNIC TABLES AND DOCKS AWAIT NEXT SUMMER'S WARM DAYS
The rest of the day was spent inside, staying out of the miserable, freezing cold.  Woodsy made up a big batch of sausage soup.  My fav.  

 A SNOWY COLD DAY ON BAYFIELD'S MAIN STREET
 SIGNS OF CHRISTMAS CAN STILL BE SEEN
 AND BUTTERFLIES ARE EVER PRESENT
 THIS IS THE CONSIGNMENT STORE WHERE KELLY ONCE TOOK MANY OF HER CLOTHING ITEMS TO BE SOLD
 THERE ARE A LOT OF NICE HOMES IN BAYFIELD
HOW NICE TO SEE A FEW PATCHES OF BLUE SKY TODAY
Al's Music Box:(( Honey Don't written, and sung by Carl Perkins.

GROANER'S CORNER:(( Worried that they hadn't heard anything for days from the widow in the apartment next door, the mother said to her son, "Tony, would you go next door and see how old Mrs. Pierpoint is?" A few minutes later, Tony returned. "Well, is she all right?" asked the mother."She's fine, but she's rather annoyed with you," remarked Tony. "At me?" the mother exclaimed. "Whatever for?" Tony replied, "Mrs. Pierpoint said it's none of your business how old she is."

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Q: what is the little Moron doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?

A: Trying to hold onto a thought.

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- I made a pencil with an eraser on each end. It was pointless.

I was out drinking with my mates at a party last night, when I suddenly looked at my phone and noticed 18 missed calls from my wife .Is she insecure or what? That's an average of 6 calls a day!
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On his way out of church after mass, Frank stopped at the door to speak to the minister. "Would it be right," he asked, "for a person to profit from the mistakes of another?" "Absolutely not!" replied the pastor, disappointed that Frank would even ask such a question. "In that case," said the young man, "I wonder if you'd consider returning the hundred dollars I paid you to marry my wife and me last July."

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Monday, January 19, 2026

CARRYING ON AT TIMES LIKE A WHOLE MOB OF MEATBALL MANIACS

AT THE CORNER OF OUR DRIVEWAY
An overnight and morning snowfall dumped about a foot of fluffy cold snow on us.  Windy conditions and 19F temps found me busy outside once again on the end of my snow shovel, shoveling and shoveling and shoveling.   It sure knocks the stuffings out of me, but the exercise is welcome, and I need that.  Spent nearly an hour outside and then came in for some porridge and a sit-down coffee before heading back outside again.  I was encouraged by a few sun splashes here and there, brightening up things for a short few minutes.  Spring can't come soon enough for this guy!!  At the time of publishing this tonight it is still storming like totally nuts and at times I can't even see Monica's house across the road!!!!:((

 I AM SURE GETTING MY EXERCISE THIS WINTER, SHOVELLING THE DRIVEWAY
 LOOKING WEST ALONG OUR STREET, I CAN'T EVEN SEE THE END OF IT, TWO SHORT BLOCKS AWAY

I can't remember the last time I had Chinese food and I think it goes back further than a few weeks, months, or years.  Decades would probably apply here.  On a whim, while in Goderich on Sunday, to pick up a few groceries, Woodsy and I decided to pick up some Chinese food on our way home.  After Walmart, we slipped up the street to the China Wok restaurant and grabbed ourselves a 'Dinner For Four to go.  We weren't long in scurrying home with our big paper bag of yummy smelling goodies.  Four Egg Rolls, Sesame Chicken, Sweet & Sour Chicken, Chicken Chow Mein, Beef with Mushrooms, Chicken Fried Rice, and Four Fortune Cookies. We thoroughly enjoyed it and Lorraine fixed up a plate for our good neighbor, Monica.  For lunch today, it was a repeat of left over Chinese food.  I don't think I'll wait decades for my next Chinese food splurge.

 A QUICK WALK AROUND OUR BACK YARD

It turned out to be another nasty winter day here again with high winds blowing the fluffy snow all over the place.  The winds were roaring like a speeding freight train through our tall pine trees.  I'm sure school buses would have been pulled off the roads again.  I remember back in 2003 a particular bad school bus driving day when I was driving for Murphy Bus Lines out of Clinton.  It was mid winter and the day had started out okay, but the weather began deteriorating around noon, and by the time I, and other drivers rolled into Clinton's Catholic High School, we were already into whiteout conditions.  I probably had thirty or forty kids on board with a lot of stops north of Clinton in Londesborough and Belgrave which was about a thirty-mile round trip with all the rural country road stops thrown in.  One of the other bus drivers lived up in that neck of the woods and knew the roads well, so he said for me to follow him to the point where he had to split off on his route and I on mine.  I remember so well following the rear end of his school bus through the raging winter storm.  I had no idea where the sides of the road were.  I just stayed in his tracks until we reached our departure point.  From there, I have no recollection of how things went except to say I must have gotten all the kids to their designated spots somehow, and then managed to find my way back to Clinton again.  The only thing I can say is that years ago while, driving for the Stratford Airport (passenger van) between Stratford, Goderich, and Pearson International Airport in Toronto, I had picked up a lot of winter driving experience, bucking through heavy winter snowstorms along the infamous 401, and sometimes as far west as Goderich on highways and secondary roads.  The only thing I can think of is that I must have somehow used some of that hard-earned driving experience from those years to get all those kids home on that long-ago stormy winter day here in Southwest Ontario's Huron County.  Driving school bus is not something I would ever want to do again.  But, I do remember some zany days with loads of rambunctious kids sitting behind me carrying on at times like a whole mob of meatball manics.

 AN EMPTY 20 POUND PLASTIC BAG OF BIRDSEED CAUGHT BY THE SWIRLING WINDS HAD BEEN SPINNING ROUND AND ROUND MAKING THESE CIRCLES ON OUR FRONT DECK
 I ALWAYS LIKE TO KEEP THE PATHS TO MY TWO SHED SHOVELED...ONE NEVER KNOW WHEN ONE MIGHT NEED A CARDBOARD BOX OR SOMETHING EH

Al's Music Box:: Misty by Johnny Mathis

 LOOKING DOWN OUR DRIVEWAY LATE THIS AFTERNOON
GROANER'S CORNER:(( A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a patient's room to find his patient sitting on the floor, sawing at a piece of wood with the side of his hand. Meanwhile, another patient was in the room, hanging from the ceiling by his feet. The doctor asked his patient what he was doing, sitting on the floor. The patient replied in an irritated fashion, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired, "And what is the fellow hanging from the ceiling doing?" "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a light bulb."The doctor asks, "If he' s your friend, don't you think you should get him down from there before he hurts himself?" "What? And work in the dark?"

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A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits alone at a nearby table. The wife asks, "Do you know her?" "Yes," sighs the husband, "she's my ex-girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since." "My God!" says the wife. "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"  
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A man was wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital in his wheelchair, just before his operation. A nurse stopped him and asked, "What's the matter?" He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry, I'm sure it will be all right.'" "She was just trying to comfort you. What's so frightening about that?" "She wasn't talking to me. She was talking to the doctor!"

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