| STAYED HOME AND SHOVELED SNOW THIS MORNING |
| IF WE DON'T GET A THAW SOON, I DON'T KNOW WHERE I AM GOING TO PUT ALL THE SNOW |
| I ALWAYS TAKE MY SHOVEL FOR A WALK ACROSS THE ROAD OVER TO MONICAS |
| IT'S A SNOWY YARD AT THE BAYFIELD BUNCH HOUSE |
| I WONDER WHEN I'LL GET TO USE MY GARDEN HOSE AGAIN |
| AFTER SHOVELING THE DRIVEWAY AND FRONT YARD PATHS, I SLIPPED AROUND TO THE BACK YARD |
| THERE WILL BE A LOT OF WEIGHT ON THOSE TWO ROOFS WHEN TEMPEERATURES FINALLY RISE ABOVE FREEZING AGAIN SOME DAY |
GROANER'S CORNER:(( A customer at Green's Gourmet Grocery marveled at the proprietor's quick wit and intelligence. "Tell me, Green, what makes you so smart?" "I wouldn't share my secret with just anyone," Green replies, lowering his voice so the other shoppers won't hear. "But since you're a good and faithful customer, I'll let you in on it. Fish heads. You eat enough of them, you'll be positively brilliant." "You sell them here?" the customer asks. "Only $4 apiece," says Green. The customer buys three. A week later, he's back in the store complaining that the fish heads were disgusting, and he isn't any smarter. "You didn't eat enough," says Green. The customer goes home with 20 more fish heads. Two weeks later, he's back, and this time he's really angry. "Hey, Green," he says, "You're selling me fish heads for $4 apiece when I can buy the whole fish for $2. You're ripping me off!" "You see?" says Green. "You're getting smarter already!"---------------------------------------
Teacher: "Which book has helped you the most in your life?"
Student: "My father's checkbook!"
Driving to work, a gentleman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him. Seconds later, a policeman pulled him over for reckless driving. Fortunately, another officer had seen the carton in the road. The policemen stopped traffic and recovered the box. It was found to contain large upholstery tacks. "I'm sorry sir," the first trooper told the driver, "but I am still going to have to write you a ticket." Amazed, the driver asked for what. The trooper replied, "Tacks evasion."
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