Saturday, June 11, 2016

OVERNIGHT STORM FIZZLED OUT BUT LEFT US WITH A BIG UNCOMFORTABLE BLONK OF HEAT & HUMIDITY

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By the time our big bad overnight monster storm reached our area it was nothing more than a lite rain shower & gently tip toed by us with hardly enough punch to disturb a tree leaf.

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THE MAITLAND RIVER AS SEEN LOOKING NORTH FROM BALL’S BRIDGE LAZILY MAKING IT’S WAY ON DOWN TO THE COOL WATERS OF LAKE HURON

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OHHHHH THIS DAMN HUMIDITY!!!!!!!

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BIG FRIENDLY WAVE FROM THIS LOCAL FARM GIRL FRIDAY MORNING

Bruce, the fellow who did our renovations came over this morning & finished up the door panel for our new gas furnace.  Door is now in place & just needs some paint which I will do shortly.  Bruce also tackled the assembly of a couple shelving units plus a clothes cabinet we had bought awhile back for our newly renovated bed/storage room.  Didn't take him long to figure out the million bits and pieces & how they all fit together to actually form and resemble the picture on the box.  Good job and I'm glad I did not have to be a part of it.  I definitely do not have an engineering type of mind.

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A HOT MUGGY SATURDAY AFTERNOON AT OUR HOUSE

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BRUCE PUTS THE FINISHING TOUCHES ON THE FURNACE DOOR

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DOOR FITS PERFECTLY & WITH A SPLASH OF PAINT IT WILL BLEND RIGHT IN JUST FINE

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KELLY HELPS BRUCE WITH ONE OF THE CABINET ASSEMBLIES

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A big blast of heat & humidity snuck up on us today making it very muggy but I did manage a motorcycle clean up along with a short bike run in the country to blow dry it after I had washed it.  Aside from any & all of the aforementioned things that pretty well sums up our day.

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EVEN DOGGY IS SOAKING UP THE A/C TODAY

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“HEY, YOU TALKING ABOUT ME DAD”??

GROANER'S CORNER:((   A man and his wife were sitting in the living room discussing a "Living Will"  "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."  His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all the beer.

Friday, June 10, 2016

I MAY HAVE TO SLEEP WITH MY WATER WINGS ON

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PHEEBS & I FOUND A FEW PHOTOS AT ONE OF OUR FAVORITE LEG STRETCH SPOTS THIS MORNING

I wear size 10 shoes so why I bought a pair of slippers a week ago size 11 I have no idea.  I have always totally disliked the open back sandal type footwear as well so I imagine that’s what was behind the same slipper buying decision when I came home with slippers having no backs in them.  I wore them around the house for an hour one night scrunching up my toes to hold them on with the backs flick flopping on the floor annoying the hell out of me.  This morning I went back to Walmart and bought me a sensible pair of slippers more suited to my likes and moods.  So did I return the other ones??  Nope, I donated them to the Goodwill.  Maybe another old fella in a state of confusement like myself will buy them and grind some enjoyment out of scrunching up his toes & flip flopping his way around his house like I did.  I’m always thinking of others you know:))DSC_8373DSC_8364DSC_8366

Pheebs & I did manage to get ourselves out & about for a couple hours this morning cruising a few back roads in search of a photo or two.  Beautiful morning but at one of our leg stretch stops we were beset upon by a whole squadron of Gnats and had to beat a hasty retreat back to the Jeep.

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REFLECTIONS

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It was 1 p.m. when I met my good buddy Jim (Lifetime Sentences) at Tim Hortons in Clinton.  After getting the American political situation straightened out yet again we got ourselves back onto more relevant topics.  Not one of our epic coffee marathons today and we did bring this one in under a near record setting 4 hours.

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According to a ‘weather alert’ it iooks like we have ourselves a fast moving possibly severe storm front headed our way & due in sometime tonight.  It’s ripping across Wisconsin as I type this and it could very well ramp up in intensity once it gets out over Lake Huron and for sure pick up a lot of Lake Huron water on it’s way.  I may have to sleep with my water-wings on.  But not to worry, I put an inner tube under my recliner.

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Thanks to folks for responding about Retired Rod’s condition and his current recovery process.  Not a lot is known so we’ll all just have to be patient & wait until Rod is able to get a few words out to us.  Maybe his first words will be, “Hey I’m on my way to Wendys for a burg”.

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GROANER’S CORNER:(( Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asked a young Engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"
The Engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."
The interviewer inquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years say, a red Corvette?"  The Engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?"  And the interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it."

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold the monkey for you."

Thursday, June 09, 2016

HAD MYSELF A FEW ‘HITCH-ITCH’ TWITCHES TODAY

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My good Buddy Richard and I had missed our last two country road coffee tours over the past month due to other commitments but we were both free to rumble this morning & off we went.  My turn to drive so our travels took us down around the Grand Bend & Exeter areas.  Lots to talk about & lots to see.  Always interesting, always enjoyable & what a fine weather morning it was too.

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WEST OF EXETER ONTARIO WE CAME ACROSS THIS FARMING OPERATION IN AN AREA SOMETIMES REFERRED TO AS ‘THE BOG’

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NEITHER RICHARD OR I COULD FIGURE OUT WHAT THOSE ROWS OF PLASTIC WERE OR WHAT WAS PLANTED UNDERNEATH IT

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IT’S KIND OF A SPECIALIZED GROWING AREA & EMPLOYS A LOT OF MIGRANT WORKERS

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NOTICE ALL THE GREEN PLANTS ON THIS PLANTING MACHINE AS IT DRIVES ALONG PUNCHING HOLES IN THE PLASTIC THEN PLANTING GREEN SHOOTS IN THOSE HOLES & WATERING THEM AS WELL AS IT MOVES ALONG

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RICHARD DID SHOUT OVER & ASK WHAT THEY WERE PLANTING BUT THE ANSWER CAME BACK IN SPANISH WHICH OF COURSE WE DIDN’T UNDERSTAND

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WE FIGURED THAT WAS A WATER TRUCK OUT THERE ALTHOUGH WE DID SEE IRRIGATION PIPES IN SOME OF THE FIELDS

Kelly & I busied ourselves in the afternoon going through a lot of our 'stuff' prioritizing what to keep & move back into the house from our carport.  What dressers to keep & what to keep in those dressers.  I also cleaned all our sunroom windows & hosed down a lot of the pine pollen dust on our deck etc.  Some weed whacking at a neighbor's & half a dozen other little things I've already forgot about.  At a sunny 55F today it was great for getting a lot of those outside chores done. 

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Thanks to a few readers for giving us a 'heads up' about that fire in Yarnell Arizona.  I quickly checked a few sites Wednesday night & was able to determine the fire's location & could see it was not a threat to our Congress house a few miles away at the foot of the Weaver Mountains.  As long as the wind didn't shift & begin blowing from the Northeast that is.  Had that occurred our house & lot of other houses in the village of Congress and surrounding area could have been at risk from airborne burning  embers.  Fortunately we have a steel roof on two thirds of our house & I had cleared all the brush off the property & away from around the house over the last 4 years.  Every little bit helps when it comes to fast moving wild fires.  Update::  Just after publishing this tonight Kelly read me an update on the Yarnell fire.  For some reason I had thought the fire was under control but as of this afternoon winds had spread the fire to over 1200 acres & the the whole town of Yarnell has been evacuated with warnings going out to folks living Northeast of Yarnell in Peeples Valley to be on the alert for possible evacuation as well.  Yarnell and Peeples Valley are areas we know well and feel so bad for all the people there as well as the animals.  Horse ranching is big in that region.

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A FEW PHOTOS TO SHOW YOU HOW MUCH OUR FRONT YARD HAS FILLED IN OVER THE PAST COUPLE WEEKS

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A NICE GREEN WOODSY VIEW FROM OUR COMPUTER STATION >>>>

Thinking about Congress Az. tonight I noted that in 3 weeks we will once again be at the half way point for returning to the Southwest in the Fall & that thought for the first time since we arrived home late last March stirred a very familiar feeling in me.  ‘Hitch-Itch’.  I'm already looking forward to this winter's travels which this year will first take us to Florida to visit Aunt Jean.  We generally leave somewhere around the third week in October but it's still way too early to nail us down a definite departure date yet.

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THESE ARE THE LAST OF MY ‘CATCH-UP PHOTOS

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With RV thoughts in my head & now that the annual pine pollen menace is over for another year it's once again time to turn my attention and energies to Summer's big Motorhome clean-up inside and out.  I'm actually looking forward to that and always find it a nice change of pace and especially like how it stirs all those great RV travel plans and feelings inside.  Just being in and around the Big EEE is exciting in itself.  Gives me the warm fuzzies:))

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Our thoughts & get well wishes tonight go out to Polly, Nina and Paul from Wheeling it after Polly recently injured a hind leg & has just come through surgery to repair it.  Possibly a long recovery ahead has Nina & Paul’s summer Jell-o plans wobbling.  And over at the Weibel Ranch their road is still a bit rocky as Sam takes a header while moving Donna to a re-hab center for hopefully a short stay.  And again I ask, ‘has anyone heard how Retired Rod is doing??

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Pheebs and I will be on the road in the morning to see if we can scratch us up some new photos & Friday afternoon I meet up with my good Buddy Jim for another one of our marathon coffee blow-outs.  You can find Jim’s fine writing tales on my sidebar under Lifetime Sentences.

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GROANER’S CORNER:(( Two lawyers, John and David, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. John offers David a $50 bet. David agrees and they're off. They do a great game. After the 8th hole, David is ahead by one stroke, but cuts his ball into the rough on the 9th.  "Help me find my ball. Look over there,'" he says to John. After a few minutes, neither have any luck. Since a lost ball carries a four point penalty, David secretly pulls a ball from his pocket and tosses it to the ground. "I've found my ball!" he announces.
"After all of the years we've been partners and playing together," John says, "you'd cheat me out of a lousy 50 bucks?"  "What do you mean, cheat? I found my ball sitting right there!"
"And you're a liar, too!" John says. "I've been STANDING on your ball for the last five minutes!"

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AL’s Old Scratchings……..Keep in mind if you read this, it was the late 60’s.  Typical of so many of my generation at the time I was an angry, rebellious and independent kind of character trying desperately to find out just where it was I could fit myself into society.   Some days I think to myself…..not much has changed. 

                  ‘Highway To Nowhere’

A blackened road another town
Another role another clown
Stabbing lights neon signs
Memories of forgotten times

Streets of gold fields of clover
Reminding me it could be soon be over
Holding on letting go
Keeping pace with life's frantic flow

Whining tires rain streaked glass
A twisting mind through an underpass
On and on slogging along
Knowing just where I don't belong

Turn the wheel walk to the door
The engine chokes my throat is sore
Stop for gas hear the people cry
Hope for more but know I can’t fly

Shift the gears plunge into the night
Listen to the man cause he ain't always right
The radio moans the war goes on
I tell myself there' something wrong

A burger stand another stop
Tell them your brother's a cop
Another cigarette it's all a gag
I wanna scream I wanna brag

Bloodshot eyes as I watch the mirror
Reflections of youth that won't appear
Back in the seat people grope by
I wanna break but boys don't cry

Turn around but there's no way back
Ya gotta go on cause people don't crack
Fight the wheel fight the people too
Color them black cause they sure ain't blue

Cuss and swear spit on the floor
Might as well cause there ain't no more