Friday, March 22, 2013

I WAS ONLY ABOUT 10 FEET FROM THE RATTLESNAKE WHEN I SAW IT….BUT SOMETHING DIDN’T SEEM RIGHT

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Always like how the Moon casts it’s desert shadows.  A stroll with Pheebs through our little Cactus garden Thursday night sadly reminded me I have only a couple weeks to enjoy the crystal clear starry skies here in west central Arizona.  Back home at our digs in Bayfield Ontario the sky is obscured by tall Pine trees all around us.  One can only catch fleeting glimpses of the night sky through the Pines.  A few stars, a shadowy Moon maybe.  We will not likely see another fiery sunrise creep up over the horizon until we are once again on the road headed south in the Fall.  Sunsets, sunrises, & big mountain edged starry nights are only a few of the many reasons we like it so much here in the southwest & fortunately we are far enough away from any large light polluting cities & urban areas to spoil our nightly starry sky views.
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FAIREY DUSTER
Rather than our usual morning walk we decided to Jeep ourselves out to the desert & explore another area we hadn’t been in before.  Loaded up Rascal Buns & we were off on another soothingly calm Arizona morning.
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PHEEBS HAS HER OWN BED IN THE BACK OF THE JEEP BUT SOMETIMES JUST LIKES GETTING BEHIND THE WHEEL TO DO A BIT OF DRIVING HERSELF
Jeep roads are everywhere in the desert disappearing into sandy washes, over rocky ridge lines & into the tall greenery of Saguaros, Ocotillos, Mesquite & Palo Verde trees.  One just has to pick a road & follow it as far as one’s adventuress imagination will take them.  Ambled up a dusty rock strewn rut infested chunk of trail this morning not far from our familiar House Rock in the vast desert area behind our house.  Parked the Jeep & headed out on foot up a ridge.  As always here in the Sonoran desert it only takes a few feet of altitude for the landscape to change & just keep on changing.  Once off the flat desert floor we began getting into Ocotillo’s, Agave plants, Saguaros, & a host of flowering shrubs, blossoming flowers, & blooming cactus.  It was 8 a.m. & the low morning Sun tumbled long cactus shadows across the desert floor & beyond.
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The thought of Rattlesnakes, especially this time of year is always on my mind & that is why we try to get out early in the morning while the night’s coolness is still upon the desert rocks & sand.  Best to hike on the shady side of the rock formations rather than on the already warming sunny side. 
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I didn’t see the Rattlesnake just about 10 feet to my right.  And there was a reason I didn’t see it.  It never moved & it never rattled.  It was dead. 
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IT WAS THAT CURIOUS LOOPING TWIST IN THE SNAKES BODY THAT SEEMED ODD
I have seen live Rattlesnakes in captivity but none in the wild as yet.  Had never seen a dead Rattlesnake before & here was my first one.  Except there was something strange about what I was seeing.  Approaching slowly it looked very long to me.  As I drew closer I could see it had suffered severe head trauma, but there was something odd about the way it was laying there.  The other end of the snake was unrecognizably mangled as well.  I hollered for Kelly who was a couple hundred yards away pursuing an old dead Agave stock.  Pheebs in the meantime kept a safe distance just in case.
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Standing near the snake taking a few photos I still could not figure out a curious looking configuration about two thirds the way along the snakes body.  When Kelly got there she carefully poked her Agave walking stick about the spot where the confusing part was.  When she slowly pulled the snake’s body back a few inches……we were in for a surprise.  Under that curious twist in the snakes body were two rattles.  That could only mean one thing.  We were looking at two snakes.  Peering closer I suddenly realized the tails of the Rattlesnakes were joined.  The mystery of that curious twist was solved.  They had obviously been killed at the same time while mating.  There was no other trauma to either snakes body.  Just the mangled heads.  With that mystery solved, it immediately led to another one for which we have no answer.  What killed both Rattlesnakes basically at the same time, in the same manner, in the same place?  I’m guessing the snakes may have died sometime late Thursday afternoon. DSC_0028
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We continued our walk with a heightened sense of awareness.  The early morning views across the sweeping valley floor from our elevated position on the ridge were awe inspiring.  Totally alone & at one with Nature.  The little town of Congress was far distant on the horizon & barely visible enough to interfere with the desert stillness.  Their were photographs everywhere & I knew for every photo I took, I had missed a thousand.  These are the moments special memories are made of.  And this morning………we made a few more.
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We were home before 10 & Kelly headed off to Wickenburg for groceries.  Pheebs & I headed off around the other side of the house to feed the birds.
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On the heels of Nina’s posts on Bisbee Arizona, Mark over at the BOX CANYON BLOG follows through with his own take on Bisbee.  Turns out the WHEELING IT folks were in Bisbee the same time as as the Box Canyon Blog folks but never the twain did meet.  Both these Bloggers are fine writers & photographers & both do a mighty fine job capturing the ambience of a little town Kelly & I have come to love over the years & visited many times.  In fact, this is the first winter in 6 years we have not been to Bisbee Arizona.  To experience Bisbee proper one has to get their boots on the ground, their heads into exploration mode, open their minds to the sights, sounds, & colorful characters around them & take the time to experience what it is all about.  Bisbee is much, much, more than walking through a few trendy shops along main street.  
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I’m writing this paragraph at 5:25 a.m. Friday morning.  Two weeks from now about this time we will probably be somewhere north of Congress Arizona in the first hour or so of our long journey home.  How long it takes us to get there will depend on weather but usually it is about a 6 day journey.  And it’s not an easy journey.  But a journey nonetheless & I’m always happy to be on the road going somewhere.  Whether we will stick to our quickest way home route or not remains to be seen.  We do have a habit of sometimes changing directions in mid stream.  Peter & Bea from AMERICAN TRAVELER currently on their even longer journey to the east coast have had to take a slight jog southwards because of cold & snowy weather along their path to the northeast.  We may have to do the same if these current winter-like weather patterns do not smarten up!!
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Ever wonder why some men grow beards.  Think I read somewhere it comes from prehistoric times before the invention of razor blades.  It seems men also grew (& still do) beards to make themselves look fierce & intimidating to friends & foe alike.  Nobody in their right mind wants to mess with anyone who looks fierce & intimidating, right.    I grew my beard to hide my chin.  So much for ancient beard theories.
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GROANER’S CORNER:((  Grandma was making her very first flight aboard a plane from L.A. to New York.
They had only been in the air for a few minutes when she complained to the stewardess that her ears were popping.
The girl smiled and gave her some chewing gum, assuring her that many people experienced the same discomfort.
When they landed in New York, Grandma thanked the stewardess. "The chewing gum worked fine," she said, "but tell me this... how do I get it out of my ears?"
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- Tourists see the world, travelers experience it.
- Home is where your pet is:))
- "If having a soul means being able to feel
love and loyalty and gratitude, then animals
are better off than a lot of humans."
(James Herriot)
- The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails -William Arthur Ward
- The only thing better than right now will someday be the memories of right now...AL.
- It is not so much having nothing to do as it is not having the interest to do something....AL.

Thursday, March 21, 2013

A NICE ‘HAPPY HOUR’ FINISH TO AN OTHERWISE DULL DAY

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THINGS ARE BEGINNING TO BLOOM & GROW IN THE DESERT
Wished there was something worthwhile I could tell you about the majority our day but their isn’t.  If the day had gone any slower it would have been going backwards. 
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However there was a highlight this afternoon & it involved a ‘Happy Hour’ from 4 to 5.  Many years since we’ve dropped in for a happy hour anywhere but today that is just what we did.  And we took the Sunseeker:))
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Mike & Pat McFall live over at North Ranch which is only a few miles from us.  I have been re-miss in getting over to say Hello all winter & it was weighing heavy on my mind.  Fact is I’m more than a little re-miss at dropping around to see most anybody.  My fault, not theirs.  Mike had mentioned a month ago about wanting to have a look at the Sunseeker so this afternoon we drove on over for a visit.  We knew Mike & Pat host happy hours from 4 to 5.  Their friends Larry & Jerri were there as well.  Larry & Jerri had just dropped around to see us here on Ghost Town Road last week.
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MIKE CHECKS OUT SOME OF OUR STORAGE SPACE
I liked Mike & Pat from the first time I met them over a year ago.  Mike’s one of those big easy going guys who makes you feel right at home.  He’s the kind of fella you can clown around & kibbitz with & I like that.  I’m an old kibbitzing kinda clown guy from way back myself & it’s nice when people I feel comfortable enough with enable me to reach inside & haul that kinda goofy fun character out of myself again.
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PAT SAYS, “WE REALLY MUST BE THINKING ABOUT DOWNSIZING” & MIKE LAUGHS SAYING, “WHATEVER YOU SAY DEAR”
Had ourselves a little tour of the Sunseeker & a second tour of Mike & Pat’s big beautiful Foretravel Motorcoach.  We could easily park our Sunseeker in their living room.  Very impressive to say the least.  We will be heading back over to Mike & Pat’s again before we pull out for home in a couple weeks.  Pat said she’s gonna hold me down on the ground & make me eat a Shrimp!!  Yousa, yousa, yousa:((
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I THINK KELLY’S GETTING A LITTLE TOO COMFORTABLE THERE IN THAT BIG RIG
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SURE IS A NICE COACH THESE FOLKS HAVE & I LOVE ALL THOSE REALLY NEAT-O ROUND GAUGES ON THE DASH  
All my frustrations & rants with that miserable MAGNADYNE radio in the Sunseeker has finally been justified.  Kelly, on-line this morning with the Forest River forum & several other forums found out those Magnadyne radios are not good pieces of equipment.   Just as I thought!!  I know a bit about sound quality & no matter how much I tweaked the equalizer settings on that system I could not get the quality of sound that radio should have produced.  People said Forest River installs good speakers but the sound quality problems lie within the Magnadyne radio itself.
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But it isn’t just the sound I do not like about that radio.  As already mentioned, there’s all that finicky touchy feely hard to see screen crap.  There is one whole forum dedicated to complaints about those Magnadyne touch screen radios.  People have been dumping their Magnadynes & replacing them with the much superior & user friendly Kenwood radios.  Same features like DVD, Sirius, Blue Tooth, GPS, iPod, etc. etc.  And here’s the best part.  Kenwood’s have volume control knobs & push button controls integrated with the touch screen technology.  Yes, yes, yes, real knobs again:))  People in the forums have raved about excellent sound quality & ease of the Kenwood radios operation.  Also the brighter much easier to see screen.  Are we considering swapping out the Magnadyne for a Kenwood?  Yes we are but it’s just not in the budget this decade.  And you know, I like it when I complain about something & I actually turn out to be right about whatever it is I am complaining about.  Yep, I like when that happens a lot:))))))) 
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NICE CACTUS BLOOMS IN MIKE & PAT’S FRONT YARD CACTUS GARDEN
While researching that radio stuff this morning Kelly did come across a few other Forest River features we were not aware of.  The Jenson television is wired into the radio system letting the television play through the rig’s sound system.  Another yes, yes, yes.  As reader’s know I have long complained about the crappy tin can sound of television speakers.  DVD’s in the radio can also be seen on the overhead television as well.  Nice:))  And in another unrelated feature we found out there is a switch operated battery pack thingy under the driver’s seat to start the Chevy engine in case batteries are accidentally drained.  A nice safety feature.  That under seat battery pack can also start the generator if coach batteries are drained as well. Double nice & I am sure there are other Sunseeker features we haven’t even come across yet.
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NICE TO SEE THE MESQUITE TREES BEGINNING TO LEAF OUT
Were you lucky enough to have been born with a happy face? Open-mouthed smile  I wasn’t, I was born with a face that would make a Gargoyle nervous.  It’s all in the Genes I guess.  My Dad had a stern looking face & his Dad had a face that could cause an earthquake to change it’s mind.  I remember as a little Tyke being so afraid of my Grandfather on my Dad’s side.  He had a head of snowy white hair, red ruddy complexion, & a look & stare that could punch a hole through solid granite rock. And, he had a temper to match that look too.  I just shook in my little socks every time I saw him.  My Dad & his two Brothers inherited that look as well & a slightly toned down version of it has been past on to me.  It was not uncommon over the years for people to ask me, “what are you mad about”?  I could be bubbling over with joy about something but my face would never show the bubbles.  My stern stony face easily conjured up descriptive words like, mad, grouchy, PO’d, angry, bored, grumpy.  No wonder I referred to myself as a Cursmudgeon in later years.  I looked & still do look the part!!  Yes, I know there is no ‘s’ in Cursmudgeon but it’s just the way I like to spell it & think of myself:))
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As a small kid in my home town of Tavistock Ontario I hung around with another kid called Doug Brenner.  Doug had a big round toothy grinned happy face.  He was one of those kids you saw coming a mile away because his face looked like a big beaming ball of bright sunshine & he lit up the whole neighborhood.  I was so discouraged with myself every time I looked in the mirror & seen this skinny slab of drab plain wood looking back at me.  I wanted so much to have a Doug Brenner face & be popular like he was.  He attracted people, I scared them away.  I even tried propping sticks in my mouth to stretch my face into a big smiling circus clown face.  But alas, nothing ever worked.  I was stuck with my face & that’s all there was to it.  In fact I’m still stuck with my face & I can see a part of my Grandfather’s stern look in every photo I see of myself.  I can be standing there with what I think is a big smile hanging on my face & yet the photos show nothing.  Not even a smirk.  Always that same blank stern look.  Maybe it’s about time I get me some Ocotillo branches & try that sticks in my mouth thing again.  I wonder where Doug Brenner is these days.  Bet he’s just beaming his way though life as always…..
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AND THIS IS ALL JUST A BLOCK BEHIND OUR HOUSE:))
GROANER’S CORNER:((  A woman turned to her husband and said, "Next week is our 30th wedding anniversary. What do you think we ought to do?"  Her husband thought carefully before giving his answer. "Have a moment of silence?"
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- Tourists see the world, travelers experience it.
- Home is where your pet is:))
- "If having a soul means being able to feel
love and loyalty and gratitude, then animals
are better off than a lot of humans."
(James Herriot)
- The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails -William Arthur Ward
- The only thing better than right now will someday be the memories of right now...AL.
- It is not so much having nothing to do as it is not having the interest to do something....AL.

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

A VISIT FROM SOME LONG TIME BLOG READERS & A FEW THOUGHTS ON BOONDOCKING

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RIDERS ON THE TRAIL THIS MORNING 

A year ago today it was a beehive of activity around our house.  Work had begun in earnest on our house in preparation for having it stuccoed.  A nice fellow by the name of Doby & his 2 young Mexican workers were hard at work all day completely sheathing our house in Styrofoam in preparation of for the encompassing chicken wire that would hold the adobe on the house.  Or mud as the boys called it.  Hard workers all three & they wasted little time in prepping the house & doing minor structural repairs as they went along.  It was an exciting time for us as Kelly scurried around to various garage sales & second hand shops gathering things for the house.  Well, Kelly was making me do a bit of scurrying too ya know:))

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MERIKAY had a few questions about my Tuesday post one of which was, How long can Americans stay in Canada? I don’t have an answer for that one & wondered if any reader’s did.  Also keep in mind each Canadian Province has their own laws regarding how long it’s inhabitants can be in the United States.  Ontario is now 7 months.   And for Canadians who don’t think anyone keeps track…..think again!!  Here’s what George from OUR AWESOME TRAVELS had to say in a comment,  “When we made a quick drive to Ontario in December for a family function we were quizzed on our return to the USA. And one question was why did we cross the boarder last August? The only way he knew this was by scanning our passport. We had only walked on a small ferry and went into Michigan for lunch and a stop at the duty free shop. In the USA for about 4 hours. They are watching us”.

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DESERT CHRISTMAS CACTUS

I was saddened this morning to read of Mike’s decision to suspend his RV travel blog.  Mike from MIKE & PAT'S TRAVEL BLOG has had his blog up & running for a long while now & I think I first came across it about 4 or 5 years ago.  It has been on my sidebar ever since.  Sorry to see Mike pack it in but nothing is forever. Priorities, interests, & circumstances change in our lives & decisions have to made as we go along.  Sometimes those changes are temporary & sometimes permanent.  Let’s all hope Mike at some point in the future just makes this a temporary suspension.  In the meantime I am going to miss your bi-weekly posts Mike.

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PHEEBS SOMETIMES GETS HER OWN STICKERS OUT

Had us some long time Blog readers stop by today.  Fellow RV’ers Betty & Dan Folsom, with their little dog Kiwi are staying over at North Ranch for a bit & decided to look us up.  Dan said he’s been reading the blog from when I first started it way back in 06 or 07.  Now here’s some mighty nice down to earth folks who haven’t let life’s challenges get either of them down.  They had a dream, they had a country to see & by golly they are out here on the roads & highways of America in their Motorhome making it all happen.  It is people like Betty & Dan who give me the inspiration to keep this blog going.  Even on the down days……………

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PHEEBS & KIWI

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MAYBE SEE Y’ALL IN CANADA SOMETIME:))    

Just as suddenly as the pains started in my right hip/leg last week….they suddenly stopped again.  It dawned on me around 7 Tuesday night that I hadn’t felt that short sharp pain happening for most of the day.  And no pain all day today.  Strange thing & I have no idea what caused it to come & go twice now.  Oh the joys of aging eh:((

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YEP, WE HAVE ENOUGH ROOM FOR A SOLAR PANEL ON THE SUNSEEKER’S ROOF ALRIGHT

Noticed this morning we have a new Blog Follower.  A big Bayfield Bunch welcome to SANDI RATKE from way over there in that Illinois State. 

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<<< A SURE SIGN OF WARMER WEATHER

Quite often the material for my nightly post comes from my fellow Bloggers.  Tuesday morning I noticed there was a bit of buzz going around about the problem some folks are having with anonymous comments & spam.  RETIRED ROD wrote about it in his post entitled ‘Nasty Comments’.  I had trouble with some nasty comments the past couple years & the only way to put a stop to that BS was to block ‘Anonymous’ comments.  By doing so it solved two problems at once.  It not only stopped my annoying ‘anonymous’ commenter but it also stopped the every day reams of spam dead in it’s tracks as well.   It’s not likely I will enable the ‘Anonymous’ feature in my Blogger set-up again.  It’s unfortunate that folks can’t comment as Anonymous but as quite often happens it only takes one or two bad apples to spoil the whole bushel.

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SURE GLAD BABY GOT NEW SHOES:))

Had it not been for our boondocking RV lifestyle the last bunch of years our RV life would probably have ended before it ever got started.  I’ve posted about this a few times before over the years.  It’s an important part of who we are, where we are, & why we are the way we are.

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ONE OF THESE DAYS I MUST TAKE THE TIME TO PUT TOGETHER SOME BOONDOCKING PHOTO ALBUMS

It all comes down to personal choices.  From day one our priority was on the Nature side of RVing.  Our dream was to travel & search out the natural beauty of the American Southwest.  My focus in particular was in the land’s natural photogenic landscapes.  I love that ‘WOW’ factor one gets when seeing new things for the first time.  And we wanted to see those things the same way they were seen hundreds of years ago before all the people influence flooded the land with cities, towns, shopping malls & tourist traps, etc. 

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IN THE SHADOW OF THE SWISSHELM MOUNTAINS 2010

Only way to do that was to get ourselves out into the landscape itself.  Out into the deserts & canyons.  We not only wanted to see as much of the land in it’s natural state as we could, we wanted our Snow Bird RV travels to be a part of that natural state as well.  We would soon catch on to a wonderful lifestyle known as boondocking.  But first we had a lot to learn.

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DESERT CENTER CALIFORNIA 2012

It was in December of 04 that we set off in a small Class C on our very first maiden voyage.  Destination was Big Bend National Park in southern Texas.  It was our shortest trip ever because of work commitments back home but right from the outset we were inescapably hooked on the RV lifestyle.   But, there was a problem.  We loved the idea of traveling in an RV, the camping, the hiking, & all the outdoorsy things that go along with that.  But we did not like the idea or concept of having to stay in RV Parks.  That was our number one problem & we knew it had to be quickly resolved.  We just wanted to be away from all the people stuff & spend our nights under canopies of stars & quiet crackling campfires, desert breezes, & long warm days beginning & ending with fiery sunrises & sunsets.

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DARBY WELL ROAD NEAR AJO ARIZONA

In 06 we ventured out again with a truck & 5th wheel heading for New Mexico & Arizona.  We quickly learned that if we had to stay in a Park we much preferred State Parks to private RV Parks.  At least most State Parks were in more of a natural setting with larger sites & the emphasis often focused on the surrounding topography & not the almighty dollar.  State Parks are generally in rural natural settings & we liked that.  Didn’t realize it at the time but State Parks are somewhere kinda in the middle between private RV Parks & Boondocking.

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CITY OF ROCKS STATE PARK NEW MEXICO 2008

On our journey south in 06 we stayed in New Mexico’s BRANTLEY LAKE STATE PARK, ROCK HOUND STATE PARK, & PANCHO VILLA STATE PARK.  Arizona’s PATAGONIA STATE PARK as well.  And a few others on the way home again through Texas.  On that trip we stayed at some private RV Parks too including Hickiwan Trails near Why Arizona.  Hickiwan Trails was our first RV Park experience besides a State Park.  We did like it there but we were beginning to see a pattern that didn’t appeal to us.  There was just no way of getting away from the close proximity to rows & rows of other RV units.   Also stayed a couple night’s at the Beaudry (now Lazy Days) RV Park in Tucson while getting a few repairs done on the 5ver.  Nice spiffy place for sure but way too fancy for the Clampetts & we were happy to be out of there & back on the road again.  Another overnighter in a private RV Park in Tombstone left us just shaking our heads.  

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WEST OF GILA BEND ARIZONA

In only a matter of months after leaving Ontario for the southwest that year we knew we had some very major decisions to make if we were going to continue our RV dream in a manner we wanted to continue it in.  First, the truck & fifth wheel had to go.  It was just not practical for us traveling with 3 dogs.   Second, & most sobering was the realization that if we had to stay in RV Parks we would just sooner pack the whole RV idea in & stay home.  The idea of being parked right next to dozens of other RV’s for a night or 6 months at a time was not our idea of the lifestyle we wanted to pursue.  We knew that having to live & be that close to people just defeated our whole purpose for traveling in the first place.  As I said before, it was the naturally beautiful country we wanted to see & be a part of 24/7.  We not only wanted to just see the land, we wanted to live in it.

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We were home less than 3 months before we traded in the truck/trailer combo for a more practical (for us) Motorhome.  Now that we had the right vehicle we could get on with the right RV lifestyle that best suited us…..boondocking.  With our solar installation in California in 07 we were finally & very happily on our way to a lifestyle we have never regretted for one single second.  It is a lifestyle we will continue to pursue whenever out & about in our newer little Class C as well.

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In conclusion let me just say that these opinions are just that, opinions.  Nothing about right or wrong, black & white, better or worse, or good & bad.  Just my thoughts & opinions on a lifestyle that works for us & an attempt to explain why it works for us.  Just our story & our story alone.  I will have more to say about the boondocking lifestyle in future posts:))

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BOONDOCKED AT PAINTED ROCK NEAR GILA BEND…DECEMBER 2008

GROANER’S CORNER:(  A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a man who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket and jeans.
Saint Peter turns to the first man and asks, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?"
"I'm Joe Jones," says the man, "and I was a taxi driver in New York City."
Saint Peter consults his list and says, "Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter."
When it's the minister's turn, he stands erect and booms out, "I am Joseph Snow, pastor of New Covenant Tabernacle for the last 37 years."
Saint Peter consults his list and says, "Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter."
"Just a minute," says the minister. "That man was a taxi driver and he gets a silken robe and golden staff. How can this be?"
"Up here, we go by results," says Saint Peter. "While you preached, people slept; while he drove, people prayed."

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(hmmmm, think I might have posted this one before)

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- Tourists see the world, travelers experience it.
- Home is where your pet is:))
- "If having a soul means being able to feel
love and loyalty and gratitude, then animals
are better off than a lot of humans."
(James Herriot)
- The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails -William Arthur Ward
- The only thing better than right now will someday be the memories of right now...AL.
- It is not so much having nothing to do as it is not having the interest to do something....AL.