Tuesday, March 21, 2017

A BLUNDEROUS MORNING LEAVES ME SHAKING MY HEAD AT MYSELF AGAIN:((

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ON LAND AROUND HERE OUR ICE AND SNOW ARE ALL BUT GONE

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BUT ON WATER IT’S A WHOLE DIFFERENT STORY

Glorious Sunshine all day need I say more……..Well yes I guess I do.

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HERE’S A PHOTO FROM THE GRAND BEND YACHT CLUB’S WEB CAM EARLY THIS MORNING SHOWING A TOUCH OF FOG IN THE HARBOR…..NICE TO SEE THAT RIVER FREE OF ICE

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ANOTHER LOOK AT A COUPLE LAKE FREIGHTERS IN THE HARBOR….THEIR EXIT TO LAKE HURON IS THAT NARROW  ICY CHANNEL TOP LEFT

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THE FREIGHTERS COME AND GO THROUGH THIS CHANNEL AND THAT’S THE SALT MINE ON THE NORTH SIDE

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NO PROBLEM FOR THE FREIGHTERS PLOWING THROUGH THESE FLOATING ICE CHUNKS

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A SALT MINE REFLECTION

Had it in mind this morning to load up the Pheebs and head on off up into Mennonite/Amish country and see what the folks of yesteryear were up to.  Well that is until a series of blunders on my part changed our plans.

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THIS CANADA GOOSE WAS DEFINITELY NOT HAPPY WITH THIS YELLOW PIPE BEING HERE!!

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GEESE AMONG THE ICE FLOES

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DID YOU NOTICE THE SEA GULLS??

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First blunder occurred a few days ago when I picked up a package of 9 Carrot muffins at a supermarket nearby.  Second blunder occurred when I made a ‘to-go’ coffee this morning.  We weren’t far on down the road when Pheebs and I got into the muffin.  ‘Oh-Oh’, didn’t care for it at all then I had a sip of coffee and it was ‘Oh-Oh’ again.  I must have screwed something up because the coffee tasted like weak tea. Yuk!!  Really had my mind set on a muffin with coffee this morning so decided to detour through Goderich and slide around by McDonalds.  The stage was now set for 3 more upcoming blunders in a short 20 minute span.

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A PAIR OF MALLARD DUCKS ALONG THE SHORELINE IN THE DOGGY WALKING AREA

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A MALE MALLARD CHASES OFF A SUITOR

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STILL CHASING HIM

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THE CHASED MALLARD LANDS

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AND THE CHASER LANDS IN HOT PURSUIT

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RUFFLED FEATHERS ARE SOON SOOTHED AND THINGS RETURN TO NORMAL BLISS IN THE DUCK WORLD

I now had a full cup of crappy coffee sitting in a holder beside my seat and knowing I was going to need that space for my upcoming McDonald’s coffee I decided I had better get rid of it.  Smart thing would have been to pull over and simply dump it out.  I had already convinced myself it would not be hazardous to the environment.  Now I said the ‘smart’ thing to do didn’t I.  Well I’ve never been known for my smarts so decided to wind the window down and pour it out.  Did it occur to me to slow down??  Of course not so at about 40 mph I reached out the window and tipped my travel cup.  I know you know what happened next.  I’ll let the photo below speak for itself.  I’m too embarrassed to talk about it…..and the plot thickens!!

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With a smeary coffee infested driver’s side window I had no choice now but to make another plan change and with that we headed for the car wash…..and hear comes blunder number 4.  The 5 minute car wash came off without a hitch until after I left tht is.  Because of other folks lined up to get their cars cleaned up I had myself in a big hurry to free up the bay for the next person.   So much of a hurry I forgot my 2 front seat floor mats which I had hung up spray.  I was back to the car wash in a flash and luckily my ‘dirty mats’ were still hanging there.  Geezzzz am I going to get anything right this morning I thought.  I was about to find the answer to that question was ‘no not really’.

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THERE’S A DOGGY IN THIS PHOTO SOMEWHERE

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LOOKING SOUTHWEST TOWARDS SARNIA/PORT HURON AND WINDSOR/DETROIT

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LOOKING OUT ACROSS THE LAKE AND LOOKING INLAND BELOW

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McDonalds is a short distance from the car wash so Pheebs and soon had ourselves in line.  “One small coffee with cream and a carrot muffin to go please.”  The lady in the voice box said. “that will be $1.88 Sir’.  Hauling out and dusting off one of my coveted $20 dollar bills I rolled up to the window.  With change in hand Pheebs and headed off to resume our travels that is until we rolled up to a red traffic light a short distance away and stopped.  I reached for my muffin……

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Did you catch blunder number 5??  My muffin wasn’t where I normally put it and here’s the kicker……nor was my coffee!!  ‘Awwwww’ Nuts it was blunder number 6!!!!  I had blissfully driven right by the second pick-up window like a glazed tourist totally forgetting to pick up my coffee and muffin.  Two quick left turns had me back through the ‘drive-thru’ and up to the second window.  A young girl with a big grin on her face like a Cheshire cat stood there with arms outstretched holding my coffee in one hand and a paper bag with my muffin inside in the other.  I embarrassedly mumbled something about it being tough to be a Senior and pulling away I think I heard her holler something about ‘never wanting to get old’.

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A FLOCK OF INBOUND CANADA GEESE DESCENDING IN A LANDING PATTERN

I debated with myself trying to decide if maybe going home and locking myself in the woodshed for the rest of the day would be my next best option.  Well that wouldn’t be fair to Pheebs of course but by this point I didn’t feel much like heading for Amish/Mennonite country anymore anyway.  It wasn’t just ‘not feeling’ like not going I think now it was more a fear of going and setting myself up for blunder number 7 whatever that might have turned out to be.  Instead we chowed down on our muffin and headed for the south harbor and beach area.

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ONE LONE GOOSE SKIMS IN JUST OVER TOP THE ICE FLOE

Parked the Jeep at the doggy walking area, strapped on my cameras and off we went for a quiet relaxing and thankfully uneventful walk.  No wind to speak of and oh now nice it was walking alongside Lake Huron’s still frozen watery shoreline.  Despite the vast amount of ice and snow on the water it didn’t feel cold at all and there was no snow and ice on the ground.  In fact I’d say about 98.735% of all the snow is gone in our area.  A few skiffs here and there in some roadside ditches and an occasional patch near a bush line maybe.  All roads were bare and dry.

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NOT FAR BEHIND THE LEAD GOOSE CAME THE REST OF THE GUYS AND GALS

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‘SPLASHDOWN’

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SIMULTANEUS LANDINGS

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Pheebs and I were home around noon and I spent the next hour and a half enjoyably raking and cleaning up our front yard.  Tonight my lower back and leg muscles are aching so bad it’s an effort to move.  But it’s a good kind of ache knowing the exercise is good for me.

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Now here’s one for the books.  Believe it or not but unbeknownst to me Pheebe actually took this candid photo of me this morning and I didn’t know she had taken it until I sat down this afternoon to edit my photos.  In fact she took a total of 11 photos.  We had just parked at the dog walking area and I had walked around to pick up something on the Jeep’s passenger side floor.  My cameras always sit between the seats and the only explanation I have is that she must have rested her paw on the shutter button of my one camera.  The odd thing though is that I did not hear the camera taking the photos and I was only about 2 feet away.  And here’s the really odd thing, that particular camera and wide angle lens is not set to fire continues exposures.  She would have had to press that shutter button 11 separate times.  I guess my only logical explanation is that she has watched me take countless thousands of photos over the years and finally figured it out for herself.  Hey she’s a very smart little dog and I’m sticking to my theory:))

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AND BY GOLLY THERE GOES THE LITTLE DARLIN NOW:))

I have thrown the rest of the store bought carrot muffins out, re-assessed my coffee making skills, disconnected the Jeep’s driver’s side power window and nailed the floor mats to the floor.  I’ve also signed up for McDonald’s ‘Help A Senior’ program whereupon they will come out and drive my car through the ‘drive-thru’ making sure my ‘coffee and muffin’ is securely aboard before giving me a wee pat on the head and sending me on my way.  Thought that was right nice of them to do that for me from now on.  I am so much looking forward to my life getting much easier from here on in:))  And a Guest in our Shout Box asked this question…..How long does it take you to write your post for each night?  Seeings how tonight’s post is already long I’ll try answering that question in tomorrow nights post.

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I GUESS THEY CALL IT ‘DUCK SNORKLING’

Some readers may have noticed I switched the blogs title back to ‘Travel With’.  I thank folks for their comments and do agree with the consensus regarding the ‘travel’ aspect of our lives.  We may not be in the Motorhome traveling but our lives continue to travel down life’s highway as we like others navigate the many twists and turns along the way.

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GROANER’S CORNER:((  A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer are all given identical rubber balls and told to find the volume. They are given any tools they want, and have all the time they need.  The mathematician uses a measuring tape to record the circumference. He then divides by two times pi to get the radius, cubes that, multiplies by pi again, and then multiplies by four-thirds and thereby calculates the volume.  The physicist gets a bucket of water, places 1.000000 gallons of water in the bucket, drops in the ball and measures the displacement to six significant figures.  The engineer writes down the serial number of the ball and looks it up online.

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Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?
A: K9P.

Q: What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the post office?
A: They're hiring.

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

Q: What's a cat's favorite breakfast?
A: Mice Krispies.

Q: How does a lion like his steak?
A: Medium roar.

Q: What do frogs eat with their hamburgers?
A: French flies.

Q: What's the definition of mixed emotions?
A: When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Q: How do you get a Kleenex to dance?
A: Put a boogie in it!

Q: Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side?
A: He's all-right now!

Monday, March 20, 2017

‘TRAVELS WITH’ OR ‘HANGING OUT WITH’…..WHICH ONE WILL IT BE??

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A SNOOZY DAY AT OUR HOUSE

Hardly worth mentioning a short Jeep ride Pheebs and I took on this cloudy damp Monday morning so I probably won’t.  IMG_0552

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A Guest in in our Shout Box asked, ‘Al, is the blog name here to stay..or will it change back in September’?  The question refers to my blog’s name of course which on a whim a couple days ago I changed from ‘Travels With The Bayfield Bunch’ which is what it has always been to ‘Hanging Out With The Bayfield Bunch’.  It’s unlikely the Bunch will be doing any traveling again until around the end of October sometime so thought maybe ‘Hanging Out’ was a better fit for our activities from now till then.  I would be curious as to what readers think.  Don’t know if changing the blog’s title would affect the mechanics of the blog or not but so far it seems like business as usual. 

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GROANER’S CORNER:(( A fellow nurse at my hospital received a call from an anxious patient.  "I'm diabetic and I'm afraid I've had too much sugar today." the caller said.
"Are you light-headed?" my colleague asked.
"No," the caller answered, "I'm a brunette."

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"I married an Irishman on St. Patrick's Day."
"Oh, really?"
"No, O'Reilly!"

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Myth!
Myth who?
Myth you too!

Sunday, March 19, 2017

PLEASANTLY RE-DISCOVERING LAST SUMMER’S YARD PROJECTS:))

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CHIPMUNK TODAY ON OUR SOON TO BE FLOWING FRONT YARD FROG POND WATERFALL

Sunshine, blue skies and upper 30’s temperatures had me outside hauling more summer things out of the shed.  I actually love this time of year on nice days like this.

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Richard and Gayle our long time friends and neighbors invited us over for coffee this morning so we spent an enjoyable 3 hours getting ourselves all caught up on things.

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For nearly two freezing weeks now looking out our living room window I have been bothered to see our salt encrusted Motorhome sitting there with no way to get that rust inducing salt washed off.  This afternoon with milder temperatures upon us I crawled under our front deck and turned our outside water on, hooked up the hoses, and fired up our power washer.  Half an hour later I had most of that highly corrosive road salt washed off the rig both on the outside and underneath.  Surprisingly even with snow still on the ground and 38F temperatures my wet hands did not get cold at all.

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I’M LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING OUR RIG ALL CLEANED UP AND LOOKING GOOD AGAIN

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JUST HATE SEEING THAT ROAD SALT ON OUR RIG

It’s been kinda fun these past few days as I putter about outside re-discovering things around the yard I had done last summer and mostly forgot about.  Not totally forgot about but having not thought about them for a few months I am now enjoying my newly remembered ongoing projects.  Best part is looking at things with even more new ideas and changes in mind.  Gee I like when that happens.

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Thought this was an exceptionally well done Nature video.  It’s not long and be sure to have your ‘sound’ on.  Full screen would be an added advantage too.

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GROANER’S CORNER:((  There were two evil brothers. They were rich and used their money to keep their ways from the public eye. They even attended the same church and looked to be perfect Christians.  Then, their pastor retired and a new one was hired. Not only could he see right through the brothers' deception, but he also spoke well and true, and the church started to swell in numbers.  A fundraising campaign was started to build a new assembly.  All of a sudden, one of the brothers died. The remaining brother sought out the new pastor the day before the funeral and handed him a check for the amount needed to finish paying for the new building.
"I have only one condition," he said. "At his funeral, you must say my brother was a saint."
The pastor gave his word and deposited the check.  The next day at the funeral, the pastor did not hold back. "He was an evil man," he said. "He cheated on his wife and abused his family." After going on in this vein for a small time, he concluded with, "But, compared to his brother, he was a saint."

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A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, "I would like to speak with Mr. Reginald Jones, who I understand is a tried and trusted employee of yours." The banker said, "Yes he certainly was trusted. And he will be tried as soon as we catch him."

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Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day. Mary: Are you wearing it now? Dave: Yup. Cost me four thousand dollars, but it's top of the line. Mary: Wow! What kind is it? Dave: Twelve-thirty

Saturday, March 18, 2017

TURNED OUT TO BE A BLUE JAY KIND OF DAY

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ABOUT THE ONLY PHOTOS I WAS ABLE TO SNAG TODAY WERE BLUE JAYS

A heavy blanket of clouds moved in overnight leaving us with a very light dusting of snow this morning.  Our temperatures are hovering at and just above the freezing mark.  Way better than a week ago at this time.  I think we hit 35F today.

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A small correction to my Friday’s blurb about Starbucks in Bayfield.  I said Starbuck’s in Michaels Pharmacy had a counter and stools.  Counter part was correct but there are no stools.  Kelly said the counter has hot coffee thermoses and you get a cup and serve yourself so it is mainly a take-out service.  I have since corrected my Friday post.

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With it feeling cold and damp outside I spent most of my day in our sunroom reading.  It was just kind of one of those Okay inside days.  Kelly surprised me with a nice hot cup of hot chocolate and my mind couldn’t get anywhere near remembering the last time I ever had a cup of hot chocolate.

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They are calling it Flowergeddon In Borrego Springs and both Kelly and I are so glad we are not there.   Hordes of people, traffic chaos with local business’s being over run.  Click on the above link to see what is happening there at the moment.  Thanks for that head’s up Dave:))

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GROANER’S CORNER:(( A resident in a seaside hotel breakfast room called the head waiter to his table. "I want two boiled eggs, one of them so undercooked it's runny, and the other so overcooked, it's tough and hard to eat. Also, give me some grilled bacon that has been left on the plate to get cold; burnt toast that crumbles away as soon as you touch it with a knife; butter straight from the deep freeze so that it's impossible to spread; and a pot of very weak coffee, luke-warm."  "That's a complicated order, Sir," said the bewildered waiter. "It might be quite difficult to prepare."  The guest replied, "Oh? But that's what I got yesterday!!"