Friday, January 22, 2021

THE WORSE THE WEATHER THE MORE BIRDS WE HAVE

Well of course our well thought out decision to err on the side of caution and not venture off this morning for Kelly's ultra-sound appointment due to bad weather was all for not.  Weather was fine of course and we could have easily been to London and back having never encountered so much as a snowflake.  I'm sure for her re-scheduled appointment Tuesday morning we'll be driving in what will go down as the biggest winter storm of the century!!

Pheebs and I didn't venture far and were home fifteen minutes after we left.  Couldn't seem to get myself interested in a Jeep ride this morning.  Snowed once and a while through the afternoon and evening and that was about it.  Nothing serious but we do have a weather advisory for tonight.  I never ventured out of the house for the rest of the day and spent most of my time tucked away in my sunroom recliner reading and watching all the birds coming and going.  The worse the weather, the more birds we have.

GROANER'S CORNER:(( These are real notes written from parents in a Mississippi school district.

- Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days.  Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

- John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

Ethel Pearl could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.

Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.-

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In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth, and then He rested.
Then God created man, and then they both rested.
Then God created woman, and since then neither God nor man has ever rested.

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Thursday, January 21, 2021

THERE HAS BEEN A LOT OF TREE CUTTING OVER THE PAST COUPLE WEEKS

Richard picked me up at 9 and we were off for our semi-monthly coffee run.  It was a nicer weather morning than predicted and we had a few brief spots of sunlight early on.  Our travels took us to Goderich where we dusted up a few streets and a couple country roads outside of town.  We worked on life's usual challenges and made some headway.

 SUMMER CHAIRS PATIENTLY AWAITING THE END OF WINTER
 DON'T KNOW IF THAT IS HALF A TRACTOR OR A MOBILE GENERATOR......MAYBE BOTH
Temps were a degree or two above freezing so we had a wee bit of melting going on all day.  However, this will be our last above freezing day for the next couple of weeks by the looks of it.  A cold spell is moving our way.

Friday morning was to have been a different start to our day with all three of us heading out in the Jeep.  Kelly had a morning ultra-sound appointment at London's University Hospital.  I say 'had' because with today's weather advisory warning of heavy snow, plunging temperatures, and the 'potential for a 'high impact storm' overnight with snow squalls, Kelly canceled her appointment.   Luckily she was able to re-book it for next Tuesday whereupon the weather folks are calling for a big bright sunny day.  Hey, did you know it is only 8 weeks until the first day of Spring.  Or, did I already mention that.  Ya, knowing me as well as I sometimes do, I probably mentioned it before.  Maybe even half a dozen times.

 CROW

Pheebs and I did make it out for an afternoon walk and came upon a couple brush piles burning.  There has been a lot of tree cutting over the past couple of weeks with a logging truck taking out huge loads of logs.  Our Park is slowly losing more of its treasured pine forest.  New Park owners??  Nope, we are still under the same management we have been since moving here over 18 years ago.
 NOPE, THAT AIN'T NO BACKYARD MELLO AND WEENIES FIRE

 THERE IS ANOTHER PILE ABOUT 3 TIMES THIS SIZE BURNING ELSEWHERE BUT I DIDN'T GET OVER THAT WAY
Thirteen years ago on this day we were quite comfortably boondocked in the desert about 6 miles south of Quartzsite Arizona.  However, it didn't turn out to be a good day.  We had to pack up all our stuff twice in one day and move.  I sure turned the air blue!!  We Had To Move Twice!!!!

GROANER'S CORNER:(( A man named Ronald bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Ronald's house and said, “Sorry, son, but I have some bad news. The horse died.”  Ronald replied, “Well, then just give me back my money.”  The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.”  Ronald said, “Ok, then just bring me the dead horse.”  The farmer asked, “What ya gonna do with him?”  Ronald said, “I’m going to raffle him off.”  The farmer said, “You can’t raffle off a dead horse!”  Ronald said, “Sure I can! Watch me.  A month Later, the farmer met up with Ronald and asked, “What happened with that dead horse?”  Ronald said, “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at five dollars apiece and made a profit of $2495.”  The farmer said, “Didn’t anyone complain?”  Ronald said, “Just the guy who won. So I gave him back his five dollars.”  Ronald is guaranteed to have a bright future in politics.

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People are usually shocked when they find out I am not a good electrician.

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Wednesday, January 20, 2021

I WAS THE STAND-BY DRIVER IN CASE OF BAD WEATHER

 BLUE JAY
The predicted overnight snow squalls never materialized and it was only a dusting of snow we had.  Of course, I had to go out and re-arrange some of it a bit.  I like to keep the snow beneath the birdfeeders clear so the ground feeding birds like the Juncos can easily find the seeds I scatter about there.  Easier for the Squirrels and Bunnies as well.
 JUNCO
Not a long Jeep ride this morning and it was basically into Bayfield and back.  I wanted to watch the Inauguration happenings south of the border.  Normally I don't pay a whole lot of attention to ceremonial things but I felt what took place this morning was special.  And especially historical under the conditions.  All the very best to you America:))
 THIS IS WHERE WE BUY OUR BIRDSEED IN BAYFIELD.....PORTERS HILL WILD BIRDSEED COMPANY
Our neighbor Monica had an early afternoon medical appointment in Stratford today and with our weather being surprisingly better than we expected, Kelly drove her there.  I was the stand-by driver in case the weather had been bad and we needed to take the Jeep.  They were home again about 3:30.

GROANER'S CORNER:(( We got lucky when we heard the old Piedmont Hotel in Atlanta was getting a face-lift and its beautiful maple doors became available for sale as salvage items. We bought several and had them installed in our 19th-century home.  Showing a friend around the house, I pointed out, "You know, these doors are from the Piedmont Hotel."  He raised an eyebrow. "Most people just take the towels."

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Q: How do you confuse an intelligent person?
A: Put them in a round room and tell them to stand in the corner.

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Late one night at the insane asylum, an inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!" Another inmate asked, "How do you know?" "God told me!" A voice from another room suddenly shouted, "I did not!"

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Tuesday, January 19, 2021

A FEW PHOTOS AND WE WERE SOON ON OUR WAY HOME

 WESTERLY WINDS CAUSED SOME GROUND DRIFTING TODAY
Had us a couple inches of new-fallen snow in the night.  Looked pretty but not near as nice as the morning before.  Overnight winds had blown a lot of the snow off our trees and driven our 28F temps even lower.  Not an especially nice day to be outside, but outside we did go.  Shoveled around the birdfeeders first then it was into the Jeep and away we went.  Secondary roads were snow-covered but okay.  Needing some gas we made our way up to the Solo gas bar in Goderich's south end.  Pheebs always gets a doggy treat from the nice lady there.  Sometimes two:))

 PATCHES OF BLUE SKY OUT OVER LAKE HURON THIS MORNING 
 HEADING DOWN THE FARM LANE TO CHECK THE MAILBOX

DESPITE THOSE PATCHES OF BLUE SKY, WE ENDED UP SOCKED IN UNDER A HEAVY CLOUD COVER 
Of course, from there it was over to McDonald's for a coffee to go and down to the harbor.  Icy winds were coming in right off the lake so we didn't linger long out at the Cove.  A few photos and we were soon on our way home.

 WITH ICY COLD WINDS BLOWING IN OFF THE LAKE WE DIDN'T STAY HERE LONG
 A GREAT LAKES FREIGHTER A COUPLE MILES OFFSHORE PROBABLY AWAITING ITS TURN TO DOCK AT GODERICH'S SIFTO SALT MINE
 CHECKING OUT SOME SMELLS AT THE BIG MARBLED ROCK
 HEADING HOME
Didn't take me long to clear my snowy pathways and re-stock the bird feeders.  Spent the rest of the day inside roasty and toasty.  Facebook threw me a memory today which took me back to January 19th, 2009.  Every year at this time, the world's largest RV rally takes place in Quartzsite Arizona and over the years we made it there about half a dozen of them.  Here are my thoughts a dozen years ago about venturing into the moshpit of humanoids and the 'Big Tent'.  Quartzsite!! If It Wasn't For The Hordes Of People I Might Like This Place  

 'OLD LONESOME'
GROANER'S CORNER:((   A man returned from vacation feeling very ill. He went to see his doctor, and the doctor has him immediately rushed to the hospital for a range of tests. The man woke up after the tests in a private room at the hospital, and the phone by his bedside was ringing. "This is your doctor," said the voice on the other end. "We've reviewed the results of your tests and we've found you have a very nasty virus, which is extremely contagious."  "Oh my gosh! What are you going to do, doctor?"  "We're going to put you on a diet of pizza, pancakes and pita bread."  "Will that cure me?"  "No, but it's the only food we can slide under the door."

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While Mark was shopping for pet supplies, one of the salespeople came running up to him. “Mark! Mark! I just saw someone driving off with your BMW!”  “Dear God! Did your try to stop him?” “No,” said the clerk, “but don’t worry. I got the license plate number!”
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"Don't swallow these pills," the doctor said, handing the overweight patient a bottle of pills. "Instead, spill them on the floor three times a day and pick them up one by one."

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Monday, January 18, 2021

WINTER SURE CAN PRETTY ITSELF UP WHEN IT WANTS TO

 ON OUR WAY INTO BAYFIELD THIS MORNING
A continuing overnight heavier snowfall once again left us with a morning's winter wonderland.  With no wind to blow the snow off trees, pine boughs were bent low in majestic display.  A nice scenic way to start the day despite our cold 27F temps which actually rose to 32F later making today's snow crunchy.
 THIS FIRST GROUP OF PICTURES ARE FROM OUR FIVE SEASONS ESTATES PARK

Our travels didn't take Pheebs and I too far this morning.  Took a few photos right here in our Park then rolled into Bayfield.  As much as I don't care for winter it sure can pretty itself up when it wants to.  It's always especially nice in our Park where the wind doesn't get in and pile up the snow.  And when it does snow the flakes just come straight down as a rule.  

 THAT BLUE LOOKING SKY WAS ACTUALLY A DARK GREY
 ROADS WERENT AS BAD AS THEY LOOKED
 A MONDAY MORNING WALK ALONG BAYFIELD'S SOUTH PIER
 ONLY ONE LONE FISHERMAN OUT TODAY
I think the Bayfield bridge builders have maybe shut things partially down for the winter.  I'm not seeing a lot of activity going on around the construction site since a week before Christmas.  No big machines moving around and only a few scattered workers here and there.

 BAYFIELD'S WATER TANK
 AND WE EVEN GOT SOME BOOTS AND PAWS ON THE GROUND IN THE CEMETERY
Winter in Bayfield is very quiet compared to the summer's bustling tourist traffic.  I kinda like the quietness of winter and the cozy slumber of a once quaint little fishing village.  There is still much of old Bayfield to be found with its older main street buildings and tree-lined back streets.  Numbers of small original cottages mix in quite well with newer million-dollar homes.  They all seem to go hand in hand with each other making Bayfield a well sought out hamlet for many retired folks from the bigger cities.  I've been familiar with Bayfield for most of my life and have always liked it.  I think my earliest memories here were from back in the 50s.  Even if I tried, I don't think there is one thing I could find fault with about this little town.  It doesn't even have a traffic light and how nice is that eh:))

 PROBABLY ONE OF BAYFIELD'S MOST ICONIC HOUSES
 I WONDER HOW MANY PEOPLE REMEMBER THE OLD 50'S TUNE GREEN DOOR
Home again I grabbed my snow shovel and moved a little bit of snow around.  Keywords there were 'little bit'.  I basically walked along behind my shovel clearing the half-inch of fallen snow along my pathways and around the birdfeeders.

 MY LAST PHOTO OF THE DAY TAKEN AT THE END OF OUR DRIVEWAY SHOES A PATCH OF BLUE SKY OUT OVER LAKE HURON......AND THAT'S THE LAST BLUE SKY I SAW FOR THE REST OF THE DAY
My Oncologist Doctor called today to say he was pleased with my PSA numbers and we'll do the next test in 6 months.  So far so good:))    

Haven't mentioned this for a while but just a reminder.  Due to being hacked twice on Facebook a few years ago, I do not accept 'Friend Requests'.  Nothing personal, I just don't trust Facebook to protect me from being hacked again.  And, I'm not a big Facebook user anyway.  I drop my blog in it at the end of each day and that is about it.

GROANER'S CORNER:((   Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day.  So one day Farmer John called the sheriff's office and said, "You've got to do something about all of these people driving so fast and killing all of my chickens."  "What do you want me to do?" asked the sheriff.  "I don't care, just do something about those crazy drivers!" So the next day he had the county workers go out and erected a sign that said: SLOW--SCHOOL CROSSING.  Three days later Farmer John called the sheriff and said, "You've got to do something about these drivers. The 'school crossing' sign seems to make them go even faster."  So, again, the sheriff sends out the county workers and they put up a new sign: SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY.  That really sped them up. So Farmer John called and called and called every day for three weeks. Finally, he asked the sheriff, "Your signs are doing no good. Can I put up my own sign?" The sheriff told him, "Sure thing, put up your own sign." He was going to let the FarmerJohn do just about anything in order to get him to stop calling every day to complain.  The sheriff got no more calls from Farmer John. Three weeks later, curiosity got the best of the sheriff and he decided to give Farmer John a call. "How's the problem with those drivers. Did you put up your sign?"  "Oh, I sure did. And not one chicken has been killed since then. I've got to go. I'm very busy." He hung up the phone.  The sheriff was really curious now and he thought to himself, "I'd better go out there and take a look at that sign... it might be something that WE could use to slow down drivers..." So the sheriff drove out to Farmer John's house, and his jaw dropped the moment he saw the sign. It was spray-painted on a sheet of wood:  NUDIST COLONY GO SLOW AND WATCH OUT FOR THE CHICKS

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Q: Why do men prefer intelligent women?

A: Opposites attract.

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"Sir," said the timid employee to his boss, "my wife says I'm to ask you for a raise."  "Fine," the boss replied. "I'll ask my wife if I can give you one."

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