Tuesday, January 19, 2021

A FEW PHOTOS AND WE WERE SOON ON OUR WAY HOME

 WESTERLY WINDS CAUSED SOME GROUND DRIFTING TODAY
Had us a couple inches of new-fallen snow in the night.  Looked pretty but not near as nice as the morning before.  Overnight winds had blown a lot of the snow off our trees and driven our 28F temps even lower.  Not an especially nice day to be outside, but outside we did go.  Shoveled around the birdfeeders first then it was into the Jeep and away we went.  Secondary roads were snow-covered but okay.  Needing some gas we made our way up to the Solo gas bar in Goderich's south end.  Pheebs always gets a doggy treat from the nice lady there.  Sometimes two:))

 PATCHES OF BLUE SKY OUT OVER LAKE HURON THIS MORNING 
 HEADING DOWN THE FARM LANE TO CHECK THE MAILBOX

DESPITE THOSE PATCHES OF BLUE SKY, WE ENDED UP SOCKED IN UNDER A HEAVY CLOUD COVER 
Of course, from there it was over to McDonald's for a coffee to go and down to the harbor.  Icy winds were coming in right off the lake so we didn't linger long out at the Cove.  A few photos and we were soon on our way home.

 WITH ICY COLD WINDS BLOWING IN OFF THE LAKE WE DIDN'T STAY HERE LONG
 A GREAT LAKES FREIGHTER A COUPLE MILES OFFSHORE PROBABLY AWAITING ITS TURN TO DOCK AT GODERICH'S SIFTO SALT MINE
 CHECKING OUT SOME SMELLS AT THE BIG MARBLED ROCK
 HEADING HOME
Didn't take me long to clear my snowy pathways and re-stock the bird feeders.  Spent the rest of the day inside roasty and toasty.  Facebook threw me a memory today which took me back to January 19th, 2009.  Every year at this time, the world's largest RV rally takes place in Quartzsite Arizona and over the years we made it there about half a dozen of them.  Here are my thoughts a dozen years ago about venturing into the moshpit of humanoids and the 'Big Tent'.  Quartzsite!! If It Wasn't For The Hordes Of People I Might Like This Place  

 'OLD LONESOME'
GROANER'S CORNER:((   A man returned from vacation feeling very ill. He went to see his doctor, and the doctor has him immediately rushed to the hospital for a range of tests. The man woke up after the tests in a private room at the hospital, and the phone by his bedside was ringing. "This is your doctor," said the voice on the other end. "We've reviewed the results of your tests and we've found you have a very nasty virus, which is extremely contagious."  "Oh my gosh! What are you going to do, doctor?"  "We're going to put you on a diet of pizza, pancakes and pita bread."  "Will that cure me?"  "No, but it's the only food we can slide under the door."

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While Mark was shopping for pet supplies, one of the salespeople came running up to him. “Mark! Mark! I just saw someone driving off with your BMW!”  “Dear God! Did your try to stop him?” “No,” said the clerk, “but don’t worry. I got the license plate number!”
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"Don't swallow these pills," the doctor said, handing the overweight patient a bottle of pills. "Instead, spill them on the floor three times a day and pick them up one by one."

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Monday, January 18, 2021

WINTER SURE CAN PRETTY ITSELF UP WHEN IT WANTS TO

 ON OUR WAY INTO BAYFIELD THIS MORNING
A continuing overnight heavier snowfall once again left us with a morning's winter wonderland.  With no wind to blow the snow off trees, pine boughs were bent low in majestic display.  A nice scenic way to start the day despite our cold 27F temps which actually rose to 32F later making today's snow crunchy.
 THIS FIRST GROUP OF PICTURES ARE FROM OUR FIVE SEASONS ESTATES PARK

Our travels didn't take Pheebs and I too far this morning.  Took a few photos right here in our Park then rolled into Bayfield.  As much as I don't care for winter it sure can pretty itself up when it wants to.  It's always especially nice in our Park where the wind doesn't get in and pile up the snow.  And when it does snow the flakes just come straight down as a rule.  

 THAT BLUE LOOKING SKY WAS ACTUALLY A DARK GREY
 ROADS WERENT AS BAD AS THEY LOOKED
 A MONDAY MORNING WALK ALONG BAYFIELD'S SOUTH PIER
 ONLY ONE LONE FISHERMAN OUT TODAY
I think the Bayfield bridge builders have maybe shut things partially down for the winter.  I'm not seeing a lot of activity going on around the construction site since a week before Christmas.  No big machines moving around and only a few scattered workers here and there.

 BAYFIELD'S WATER TANK
 AND WE EVEN GOT SOME BOOTS AND PAWS ON THE GROUND IN THE CEMETERY
Winter in Bayfield is very quiet compared to the summer's bustling tourist traffic.  I kinda like the quietness of winter and the cozy slumber of a once quaint little fishing village.  There is still much of old Bayfield to be found with its older main street buildings and tree-lined back streets.  Numbers of small original cottages mix in quite well with newer million-dollar homes.  They all seem to go hand in hand with each other making Bayfield a well sought out hamlet for many retired folks from the bigger cities.  I've been familiar with Bayfield for most of my life and have always liked it.  I think my earliest memories here were from back in the 50s.  Even if I tried, I don't think there is one thing I could find fault with about this little town.  It doesn't even have a traffic light and how nice is that eh:))

 PROBABLY ONE OF BAYFIELD'S MOST ICONIC HOUSES
 I WONDER HOW MANY PEOPLE REMEMBER THE OLD 50'S TUNE GREEN DOOR
Home again I grabbed my snow shovel and moved a little bit of snow around.  Keywords there were 'little bit'.  I basically walked along behind my shovel clearing the half-inch of fallen snow along my pathways and around the birdfeeders.

 MY LAST PHOTO OF THE DAY TAKEN AT THE END OF OUR DRIVEWAY SHOES A PATCH OF BLUE SKY OUT OVER LAKE HURON......AND THAT'S THE LAST BLUE SKY I SAW FOR THE REST OF THE DAY
My Oncologist Doctor called today to say he was pleased with my PSA numbers and we'll do the next test in 6 months.  So far so good:))    

Haven't mentioned this for a while but just a reminder.  Due to being hacked twice on Facebook a few years ago, I do not accept 'Friend Requests'.  Nothing personal, I just don't trust Facebook to protect me from being hacked again.  And, I'm not a big Facebook user anyway.  I drop my blog in it at the end of each day and that is about it.

GROANER'S CORNER:((   Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day.  So one day Farmer John called the sheriff's office and said, "You've got to do something about all of these people driving so fast and killing all of my chickens."  "What do you want me to do?" asked the sheriff.  "I don't care, just do something about those crazy drivers!" So the next day he had the county workers go out and erected a sign that said: SLOW--SCHOOL CROSSING.  Three days later Farmer John called the sheriff and said, "You've got to do something about these drivers. The 'school crossing' sign seems to make them go even faster."  So, again, the sheriff sends out the county workers and they put up a new sign: SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY.  That really sped them up. So Farmer John called and called and called every day for three weeks. Finally, he asked the sheriff, "Your signs are doing no good. Can I put up my own sign?" The sheriff told him, "Sure thing, put up your own sign." He was going to let the FarmerJohn do just about anything in order to get him to stop calling every day to complain.  The sheriff got no more calls from Farmer John. Three weeks later, curiosity got the best of the sheriff and he decided to give Farmer John a call. "How's the problem with those drivers. Did you put up your sign?"  "Oh, I sure did. And not one chicken has been killed since then. I've got to go. I'm very busy." He hung up the phone.  The sheriff was really curious now and he thought to himself, "I'd better go out there and take a look at that sign... it might be something that WE could use to slow down drivers..." So the sheriff drove out to Farmer John's house, and his jaw dropped the moment he saw the sign. It was spray-painted on a sheet of wood:  NUDIST COLONY GO SLOW AND WATCH OUT FOR THE CHICKS

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Q: Why do men prefer intelligent women?

A: Opposites attract.

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"Sir," said the timid employee to his boss, "my wife says I'm to ask you for a raise."  "Fine," the boss replied. "I'll ask my wife if I can give you one."

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