Saturday, December 17, 2022

THINGS ARE LOOKING UP

 A SHORT JEEP RIDE AROUND THE BLOCK THIS MORNING
I talked to Kelly this morning and she is in good spirits except for being told she wasn't coming home today.  They are keeping her until Monday.  She talked to the doctor this morning and he explained to her what they did in the endoscopy procedure Friday afternoon.  They located the spot where she was bleeding and said it was the same spot as last March.  He said the cause of the bleeding is her diseased liver.  Here is a description I found online of what happens... 'Esophageal varices develop when normal blood flow to the liver is blocked by a clot or scar tissue in the liver. To go around the blockages, blood flows into smaller blood vessels that aren't designed to carry large volumes of blood. The vessels can leak blood or even rupture, causing life-threatening bleeding'.   If the pressure bursts it can be fatal, but if it oozes like in Kelly's case the blood vessel can be repaired by banding it.  They did this last March and they re-did it Friday afternoon.  She has 4 IV drips going on at the moment with antibiotics etc. and that is a 72-hour procedure that will end Monday.  And, she will be on low blood pressure pills for the rest of her life also because normal blood pressure is too much for her weaker 'back pressure' blood vessels.  Barring any complications, Pheebs and I will hopefully be bringing her home sometime Monday.  

MY NAVIGATOR WASN'T TOO ENTHUSED ABOUT THE WEATHER EITHER
For anybody who knows Kelly well, they will understand the following.......Not having any solid food since Thursday's supper she unhooked her IV drips this morning and made her way down to the hospital cafeteria whereupon she got herself a large cup of coffee and a donut.  She did this several times last March when she was in there too and that time she took her IV poll with her to the elevator and slipped down a few floors to the cafeteria.  This morning she didn't bother taking the pole and simply unplugged the IV lines and headed out carrying the floppy lines with her.  Kelly is a very special person with a very special determination.  If she is told she can't do something she will just simply figure out a way to do it anyway and there is no way to keep her down.  Even in her sickest moments she keeps her spirits up and never complains or feels sorry for herself.  She fully understands her illness and faces it head-on.  I think successfully raising five children and having had great parents, and a proper upbringing it has made her the very special strong-willed and loving person she really is.  And with a sense of humor and wit, I might add.  While on the phone earlier today a nurse came in and Kelly asked her something about a 'door-dash' lunch.  I heard the nurse laughing.  And I don't even know what door-dash means:((

 KELLY WASN'T HAVING ANY PART OF THIS BREAKFAST NONSENSE THIS MORNING
Here are a few updates from Kelly today starting first thing this morning...... Not much sleep.  One lady moaning, one crying, and one talking on her cell phone. I have 4 IV bags going in with 2 in each arm, so basically I can hardly move around. Try getting to the bathroom in a hurry.  Supper was a cup of green Jello. My throat and insides are sore from the scope. Hemoglobin is 87 (still acceptable) hopefully. The doctor will get here early for rounds and I can find out what the scope turned up. I SURE hope I am not here another night......Lots of nice encouraging comments on the blog......Wonder if I will get breakfast?......It's 8:30, Not coming home til Monday:(...... Took the IVS out and took myself from 8th floor to 3rd floor for coffee.  Got a little lost but made it back with the help of a cleaning lady.

KELLY DIDN'T CARE MUCH FOR THIS TOMATO-BASED STUFF AND KNOWING HER SHE MIGHT HAVE CHUCKED IT OUT HER WINDOW OR HID IT UNDER HER BED OR......SOLD IT TO THE LADY BESIDE HER FOR $1.49
 SHE IS ALREADY CHECKING OUT TOMORROWS GOURMET LUNCH MENU
Snowing here this morning so it was only a short Jeep ride for Pheebs and I out into the countryside and back.  Hadn't started Scooter up for a few weeks so figured I had better do that and let it run for twenty minutes.  So I did that, but forgot it was running until later when I walked into the living room and saw Scoot's lights on.  Yesireeee, all 8 cylinders of that big  3500 chevy purring along out there for just under 3 hours.  Gas?  What gas??  Well, at least is wasn't as long as the first time I did that years ago with our first big Class A gas Motorhome.  Started it up one fine summer day, then half an hour later decided to take my motorcycle for a spin.  Five hours later I was home again.....and the Motorhome was still sitting there quietly purring away.  I remember the late Rod Ivers (fellow RV Blogger and friend) got quite a kick out of the post I wrote about my folly that day.

 A SLIGHTLY SNOWY MORNING
Some may wonder why I would take, and then put in the blog a picture of Kelly when she was not looking her best in the emergency room at Goderich's hospital.  Well, that's who we are,  what we do, and how we roll.  Kelly was fine with having that photo posted.  In fact, she took a photo that I didn't post in Friday's blog.  She sent that photo to all her kids to let them know she was in the hospital.  As sick as she was Thursday night she got one of the paramedics to pose for a picture she took with her smartphone.  It's the paramedic guy holding a transparent plastic bag with all the blood Kelly threw up.  Those bags are marked and designed for that to show exactly how much a person has brought up. If your squeamish, don't look at the picture below.

 YEP, THIS IS THE PICTURE SHE TOOK TO SEND TO HER KIDS TO LET THEM KNOW SHE WAS IN THE HOSPITAL
And a great big huge thank you to everyone for all your cares, concerns, emails, phone calls, and comments regarding Kelly's condition and hospitalization.  We both read and appreciate every one of them.

SHE EVEN TOOK A PICTURE OF HER IV POLE....GEEEZZZZ, SHE'S GETTING AS WORSE AS ME
Ellen's Groove:)) In this short video, Ellen sings and plays, Frosty The Snowman.  And 13 years ago today I was 'Hanging On To The Donkeys'

 THIS IS PRETTY MUCH HOW OUR WHOLE DAY LOOKED
GROANER'S CORNER:(( A man received two sweaters for Hanukkah from his mother. The next time he visited her, he made sure to wear one of the two sweaters.  As he entered her home, instead of the expected smile, she said, "What's the matter? You didn't like the other one?"

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There is an old story about the data center of the future.  This data center runs 24/7 with only a man and a dog.  The man's job is to feed the dog.
The dog's job is to make sure the man does not touch the computer.

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Me: "I just burned 2000 calories in 20 minutes."
Friend: "How?"
Me: "I forgot to take my brownies out of the oven."

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Friday, December 16, 2022

KELLY WAS TAKEN BY AMBULANCE TO LONDON'S UNIVERSITY HOSPITAL

 AMBULANCE LIGHTS AT THE END OF OUR DRIVEWAY ON A COLD AND RAINY MID-DECEMBER NIGHT
Kelly hadn't been feeling the best on Wednesday and Thursday things didn't get any better.  She became progressively worse Thursday evening and I called an ambulance.  She was taken to Goderich Hospital where she brought up a huge amount of blood twenty minutes after arriving there.  They kept her in for the night.  She phoned several times this morning to say she was feeling better but she wouldn't be coming home.  She had 3 IVs in her arm and said she was feeling weak.  No coffee and no food but her spirits were good.  She called again saying it had been decided to send her to London's University Hospital as soon as possible.  Pheebs and I slipped up to the hospital to see her.  Of course, Pheebs had to wait in the Jeep.  Kelly is a trooper and she is not one to complain about her situation or condition.  She is always positive and optimistic.   She was tired and had not slept well so I didn't stay long.  Pheebs and I were only home a couple minutes when the phone rang and it was Kelly.  We talked for about a minute before she had to go because the ambulance paramedics had come into her room to load her up and take her to University Hospital in London.  A nurse will accompany the paramedics to monitor her IV drips and condition.  Later this afternoon Kelly sent this from her smartphone in London....2:30-Eighth Floor, 4 people in the room !!! Surgical Wing. Endoscopy tomorrow.  UPDATE:: Kelly called around 6:30 tonight saying she had her endoscopy late this afternoon.  She is hoping they will let her come home tomorrow.........   

 THURSDAY NIGHT
GODERICH'S HOSPITAL EMERGENCY ENTRANCE TODAY
 KELLY INSISTED SHE FELT BETTER THAN SHE LOOKED
 KELLY'S VIEW FROM HER ROOM AT UNIVERSITY HOSPITAL
GROANER'S CORNER:((  
It’s been raining for days now and my husband seems very depressed by it.  He keeps standing by the window, staring. If it continues, I’m going to have to let him in.  


Thursday, December 15, 2022

THE SNOW MISSED US

A MEMORY OF SUMMER DAYS GONE BY
We did have freezing rain but the snow went inland and missed us.  Looks like a snowy weekend coming up.

GROANER'S CORNER:((   If you are on Facebook, this might be you::

The 76-year-old woman walked down the hallway of Clearview Addictions Clinic, searching for the right department. She passed signs for the "Heroin Addiction Department (HAD)," the "Smoking Addiction Department (SAD)" and the "Bingo Addiction Department (BAD)." Then she spotted the department she was looking for: "Facebook Addiction Department (FAD)."
It was the busiest department in the clinic, with about three dozen people filling the waiting room, most of them staring blankly into their Blackberries and iPhones. A middle-aged man with unkempt hair was pacing the room, muttering,"I need to milk my cows. I need to milk my cows."
A twenty-something man was prone on the floor, his face buried in his hands, while a curly-haired woman comforted him.
"Don't worry. It'll be all right."
"I just don't understand it. I thought my update was LOL-worthy, but none of my friends even clicked the 'like' button."
"How long has it been?"
"Almost five minutes. That's like five months in the real world."
The 76-year-old woman waited until her name was called, then followed the receptionist into the office of Alfred Zulu, Facebook Addiction Counselor.
"Please have a seat, Edna," he said with a warm smile. "And tell me how it all started."
"Well, it's all my grandson's fault. He sent me an invitation to join Facebook. I had never heard of Facebook before, but I thought it was something for me, because I usually have my face in a book."
"How soon were you hooked?"
"Faster than you can say 'create a profile.' I found myself on Facebook at least eight times each day -- and more times at night. Sometimes I'd wake up in the middle of the night to check it, just in case there was an update from one of my new friends in India . My husband didn't like that. He said that friendship is a precious thing and should never be outsourced."
"What do you like most about Facebook?"
"It makes me feel like I have a life. In the real world, I have only five or six friends, but on Facebook, I have 674. I'm even friends with Juan Carlos Montoya."
"Who's he?"
"I don't know, but he's got 4,000 friends, so he must be famous."
"Facebook has helped you make some connections, I see."
"Oh yes. I've even connected with some of the gals from high school -- I still call them 'gals.' I hadn't heard from some of them in ages, so it was exciting to look at their profiles and figure out who's retired, who's still working, and who's had some work done. I love browsing their photos and reading their updates. I know where they've been on vacation, which movies they've watched, and whether they hang their toilet paper over or under. I've also been playing a game with some of them."
"Let me guess. Farmville?"
"No, Mafia Wars. I'm a Hitman. No one messes with Edna."
"Wouldn't you rather meet some of your friends in person?"
"No, not really. It's so much easier on Facebook. We don't need to gussy ourselves up. We don't need to take baths or wear perfume or use mouthwash. That's the best thing about Facebook -- you can't smell anyone. Everyone is attractive, because everyone has picked a good profile pic. One of the gals is using a profile pic that was taken, I'm pretty certain, during the Eisenhower Administration. "
"What pic are you using?"
"Well, I spent five hours searching for a profile pic, but couldn't find one I really liked. So I decided to visit the local beauty salon."
"To make yourself look prettier?"
"No, to take a pic of one of the young ladies there. That's what I'm using."
"Didn't your friends notice that you look different?"
"Some of them did, but I just told them I've been doing lots of yoga."
"When did you realize that your Facebooking might be a problem?"
"I realized it last Sunday night, when I was on Facebook and saw a message on my wall from my husband: 'I moved out of the house five days ago. Just thought you should know.'"
"What did you do?"
"What else? I unfriended him of course!"
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Wednesday, December 14, 2022

FREEZING RAIN WARNING

We didn't bother with a Jeep ride this morning and I spent most of the day reading.  We have a storm coming in overnight with freezing rain turning to snow. 

 I SPOTTED 'RALPH' OUR RESIDENT SPIDER HANGING OUT IN OUR SHOWER TODAY
GROANER'S CORNER:(( Told my wife I was going to start smoking pot.  She said if I did she was going to leave me.  I figure that's proof that smoking pot gets rid of aches and pains!





Tuesday, December 13, 2022

MORNING JEEP RIDE AND AFTERNOON WALK

A slow Jeep ride around a couple country blocks this morning and an afternoon walk around our Park's pond.

GROANER'S CORNER:(( The Senility Prayer::

God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones that I do like, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
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Monday, December 12, 2022

HER HEARING IS STEADILY IMPROVING

Another cold and cloudy damp day.  A morning Jeep ride into Bayfield for Pheebs and I with a cemetery walk thrown in.  And that was about it for us guys.  Kelly had something to return to the Hudson Bay store so she Subarued herself over to London and back today.  And, since taking Pheebs to the veterinary with that ear problem a couple weeks ago, her hearing has been steadily improving.  

GROANER'S CORNER:(( 
Reasons Why The English Language Is Hard To Learn

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

2) The farm was used to produce produce.

3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4) We must polish the Polish furniture.

5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10) I did not object to the object.

11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

13) They were too close to the door to close it.

14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.

15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18) After a number of injections my jaw got number.

19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
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Sunday, December 11, 2022

WOKE UP TO A WINTER WONDERLAND

We woke up to a winter wonderland outside our window this morning.  Pheebs and I hopped into the Jeep for a drive around our Park and down the road a bit for a few photos.  Instead of trying to pack all the photos into my post, I created a photo album, which is accessible here at Winter Wonderland.

GROANER'S CORNER:((  When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and the captain of your soul. When you are older, you will settle for being the master of your weight and the captain of your bowling team.

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Saturday, December 10, 2022

PHEEBS HOLDS DOWN THE FORT FOR A FEW HOURS TODAY

A THIN SKIFF OF ICE ON THE PARK'S POND
Pheebs held down the fort this morning while Kelly and I Subarued ourselves over to St. Marys Ontario to meet our good friends Richard and Gayle for breakfast at Joe's Diner.  Good food and great company topped off the morning before we headed back to Bayfield.  Roads were bare and dry under semi-sunny skies so it was a nice morning for a drive.  And, it was nice to get out and blow some dust off ourselves.

It was an icy east wind for our afternoon walk around the Park's pond this afternoon but it wasn't icy or windy enough to keep Pheebs and I inside.  Tonight's photos are from our walk on this dark and dull gray day.

 FROZEN IN THE ICE

 ICY REFLECTION
Facebook threw me a couple memory posts today and the one entitled Just Sharing A Few Thoughts Today caught my attention.  I wrote it twelve years ago on December 10th, 2010 while we were boondocked East of Elfrida Arizona just west of the Swiss Helm Mountains.  We were there acting as security on a property for a month or so.  I read this post over and decided not much has changed in my thoughts from then to now.

 I THINK THOSE RED BRANCHES ARE THOSE OF A DOGWOOD
GROANER'S CORNER:(( Gladys was the preacher's wife and accompanied her husband each Sunday to church. One particular Sunday when the sermon seemed to go on forever, many in the congregation fell asleep. After the service, to be sociable, she walked up to a very sleepy-looking gentleman. In an attempt to revive him from his stupor, she extended her hand in greeting, and said, "Hello, I'm Gladys Dunn." To which the gentleman replied, "You're not the only one!"

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Friday, December 09, 2022

BUT IN A MOST ENJOYABLY CURIOUS WAY

 WE STILL HAVE A FEW PATCHES OF SNOW AROUND
In the 'Anne of Green Gables' saga, I finished 'Anne of Ingleside' this morning and am now well into the next book in the series, 'Rainbow Valley' which is the second to last book.  Rilla of Ingleside will be the final book in the series.  And as they say....the plot thickens.  But in a most enjoyably curious way.

GROANER'S CORNER:(( To those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, would you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together? Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my wine out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to drive. It's just too much drama, even for Christmas.

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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Andy,
Andy Who?
And he bit me again!

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Thursday, December 08, 2022

A ROUTINE MORNING DRIVE

 THIS MORNING, BAYFIELD'S OUTSIDE COFFEE KLATCH  MINGLED AT THE SHOPBIKE COFFEE ROASTERS ON MAIN STREET
A routine morning drive into and around Bayfield with a walk in the cemetery thrown in for good measure on this cold gray overcast day.

GROANER'S CORNER:((   A heavy snowstorm closed the schools in one town. When the children returned to school a few days later, one grade school teacher asked her students whether they had used the time away from school constructively. "I sure did, teacher," one little girl replied. "I just prayed for more snow."

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Wednesday, December 07, 2022

WE DON'T LIKE MAKING NUISANCES OF OURSELVES

 SPOTTED 'OLD LONESOME' THIS MORNING
I know Kelly and I are not on the list of Googlins top 500 most sociable people in the country but in a rare turn for us, we did visit with a couple good friends right here in the Park this morning.  It was nice to get caught up with former RV'ers Chris and Carin.  It had been well over a year since we had last been to their house.  We don't like making nuisances of ourselves you know:))  

Ellen's groove:)) A few words of advice for fellow musicians from Ellen.  And in this short video, you can easily see who Ellen gets her musical flair from as she and her dad play a guitar duet.

 I HAVE ALWAYS LIKE THE LOOK OF THIS LITTLE PLACE IN THE COUNTRYSIDE NEAR US
GROANER'S CORNER:)) "I've been racking my brains, but I can't place you,” one man said to another at a gathering. “And you look very much like somebody I have seen a lot—somebody I don't like, but I can't tell you why. Isn't that strange?”  "Nothing strange about it,” the other man said. “You have seen me a lot, and I know why you resent me. For two years I passed the collection plate in your church.”

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