I HEAR IT'S ONLY ABOUT 98 DAYS TILL SPRING

 I THINK THAT IS THE MOST SNOW I'VE SEEN ON THE SHED ROOF EVER

Oh Groan.....nearly a foot of snow overnight, so my Monday morning was basically a repeat of Sunday morning. Shove, shovel, shovel.  With temps up half a dozen degrees, the snow had a bit of moisture in it, so it was heavier than Sunday's snow.  It took me the best part of two hours to get things cleared up, including the whole driveway, and of course, by the time I finished, it was snowing again!!  We got another inch, but Frank came over this afternoon with his snowblower and quickly re-cleaned the driveway out.  I expect I will be out slogging snow first thing Tuesday morning again.  Hey, I hear it's only about 98 days till Spring.  Can't wait:))  But, I guess I'll have to:((

 IF IT KEEPS SNOWING I DON'T KNOW WHERE I'M GOING TO PILE ALL THE SNOW

 I ALWAYS KEEP PATHWAYS SHOVELED TO THE SHEDS BECAUSE I NEVER KNOW WHEN I MIGHT NEED SOMETHING IMPORTANT LIKE A BOX

QUITE THE SNOW CAPS ON THE LAMP POSTS

MY WHEELBARROW IS HIBRNATING UNDER THAT PILE OF SNOW SOMEWHERE

I DON'T THINK MY UTILITY TRAILER IS GOING ANYWHERE UNTIL SPRING SOMETIME

 AND YES, I TOSS OUT CORN AND CARROT SLICES FOR MY LITTLE BUNNY PALS TOO

Al's Music Box:: Spooky by the Classics IV.

GROANER'S CORNER:(( You may not know that many nonliving things have a gender.

1) Ziploc Bags-
They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
2) Copiers-
They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
3) Tire-
Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
4) Hot Air Balloon-
Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
5) Sponges-
Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
6) Web Page-
Female, because it's always getting hit on.
7) Subway-
Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
8) Hourglass-
Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
9) Hammer-
Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
10) Remote Control-
Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider this-it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

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Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody nose, black eye, and torn clothing. It was obvious he’d been in a bad fight and lost. While his father was patching him up, he asked his son what happened.  “Well, Dad,” said Pete, “ I challenged Larry to a duel. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons.”  “Uh-huh,” said the father, “that seems fair.”  “I know, but I never thought he’d choose his sister!”

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"I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years," the expert explained. "She made lots of trips between the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying a single item at a time. One day I told her, 'Hon, why don't you try carrying several things at once?'" "Did it save time?" the person in the audience asked.  "Actually, yes," replied the expert. "It used to take her 20 minutes to make breakfast. Now I do it in seven."

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