KELLY HEADS OUT IN THE MORNING

MORNING WALK

Kelly leaves in the morning on her annual Spring trek to Spencerport New York to visit her Mother.  Pheebs and I will be holding down the fort for awhile.

I'D SAY THIS FIELD IS JUST ABOUT READY FOR CUTTING

ON THIS CREEK BED LAY THE SKELETAL REMAINS OF AN ANCIENT FLYING DINOSAUR

FARMERS WERE BUSY ON THE LAND TODAY AND I COULD SMELL THIS FELLOW SPREADING LIQUID MANURE LONG BEFORE I EVER SAW HIM

GROANER'S CORNER:((  Heavens Voice Mail::
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