|MORNING LIGHT AND OLD TRACTORS AT PHLOX HILL RIGHT ACROSS FROM THE BAYFIELD CEMETERY ENTRANCE THIS MORNING
|AND THIS IS ONE OF TWO MACHINES AT THE BAYFIELD MARINA THAT IS USED TO EITHER PUT BOATS INTO THE WATER OR TAKE THEM OUT
|LOOKING RIGHT THROUGH A FISHING BOAT
|I THINK THOSE WHACKY GREEN WHEELS SCARED THE HOLY BAJEEBERS RIGHT OUT OF THAT LITTLE SQUIRREL
Turned out to be a super weather day with cooler temperatures, low humidity, and lots of sunshine. In other words, just a really nice day to feel comfortable outside. Pheebs and I did get out for a short snort into Bayfield and back first thing this morning. Started on a small new pathway project near our driveway this afternoon but came across a nest of baby bunnies so that brought about an abrupt halt to my pathway plans for today. Will have to wait until those baby bunnies get growed up a bit and gone from their nest before my pathway plan resumes. I will find other areas to putter around in until then.
|OUR FRONT YARD FLOWER BED BY THE ROAD HAS REALLY FILLED IN
|IF I COULD JUST GET MYSELF USED TO USING A TRIPOD I COULD GET THINGS MORE INTO FOCUS LIKE THOSE TWO BABY SQUIRRELS
|BELOW IS THE START OF ANOTHER NEW PATHWAY NEAR OUR DRIVEWAY
|KELLY PICKED OUT THIS HANGING SUMMER FLOWER ARRANGEMENT FOR OUR FRONT PORCH
|EARLY ONE EVENING THIS WEEK WE TOOK A DRIVE TO THE BACK OR OUR PARK TO CHECK OUT THE NEW ROADS
|HOPE THEY ARE NOT PLANNING ON PUTTING IN A TACO BELL HERE
Officer: May I see your driver's license?Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner' card. The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.