|PATIENTLY WAITING FOR SPRING|
|LOOKS LIKE GOOD TIMES AT ELLA'S HOUSE TODAY AND THE QUILT KELLY IS HOLDING WAS MADE BY HER GREAT GREAT GRANDMOTHER....KELLY PASSED IT ON TO HER DAUGHTER REBECCA|
|NOT ALL CANADA GEESE GO SOUTH FOR THE WINTER|
|AND THE PIER JUMPER WAS BACK IN THE WATER TODAY AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE MAY BE CONTEMPLATING PADDLING ACROSS LAKE HURON TO THE STATE OF MICHIGAN|
|NOTICED THIS ON OUR CEMETERY WALK|
|I REALLY LIKED THE INSCRIPTION ON THIS TOMBSTONE|
|LOOKING SOUTH ACROSS THE NEW BAYFIELD BRIDGE|
GROANER'S CORNER:(( A customer at Green's Gourmet Grocery marveled at the proprietor's quick wit and intelligence. "Tell me, Green, what makes you so smart?" "I wouldn't share my secret with just anyone," Green replies, lowering his voice so the other shoppers won't hear. "But since you're a good and faithful customer, I'll let you in on it. Fish heads. You eat enough of them, you'll be positively brilliant." "You sell them here?" the customer asks. "Only $4 apiece," says Green. The customer buys three. A week later, he's back in the store complaining that the fish heads were disgusting and he isn't any smarter. "You didn't eat enough, " says Green. The customer goes home with 20 more fish heads. Two weeks later, he's back and this time he's really angry. "Hey, Green," he says, "You're selling me fish heads for $4 apiece when I can buy the whole fish for $2. You're ripping me off!" You see?" says Green. "You're getting smarter already!"
A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery. Suddenly one contemporary painting caught her eye.
He smiled condescendingly. "That, my dear lady, is supposed to be a mother and her child." "Well, then," snapped the little old lady, "why isn't it?"