|EARLY MORNING SNOW ON OUR REAR DECK|
|AN UNSETTLED SKY FIRST THING THIS MORNING|
|HEADING UP RICHARD'S DRIVEWAY|
|NATURALLY BLOOMING EASTER EGGS|
|COUNTRY EASTER EGGS|
|A PAIR OF RING-NECKED DUCKS|
I do have one good thing on my side though. A darn good handy & patient wife. I was trying to put air into one of our vehicle's tires a few days ago and my hat took a beating. Getting air into a tire for me has always been a major feat. I don't know why but it just has. I've even been known to throw my hat on the ground and jump on it in sheer frustration. Had the compressor going full tilt but try as I might the air just wouldn't co-operate. I had compressed air hissing around all over the place except inside the tire. Kelly walks over, picks up the hose, puts the nozzle on the valve & whoosh, all the happy little air particles merrily rush off into the tire. The same thing happened years ago on the ranch in Arizona when I was trying to blow up a bicycle tire. No way Jose!! Kelly comes over & whoosh, away go the little air guys again. These kinds of happenings are almost a daily occurrence at our house but instead of looking on the negative side of things & my limited abilities, I have to look on the positive side & be thankful I have a mechanically patient, calm, cool, & collected wife who understands her husband is a full-blown impatient boob when it comes to handyman stuff. But hey.......I'm still pretty darned good at getting stuck on lids off jars & stuff and I even know how to take the garbage out. Well, as long as Kelly reminds me to do it that is.............:)) GROANER'S CORNER:(( You’ve Been Drinking Too Much Coffee When….
Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
You lick your coffeepot clean.
You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
You’ve built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
People get dizzy just watching you.
Instant coffee takes too long.
You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can. You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
You’re offended when people use the word “brew” to mean beer.
You name your cats “Cream” and “Sugar.” You get drunk just so you can sober up. Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.
You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
You don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
You introduce your spouse as your “Coffee-mate.”