Friday, September 23, 2022


Kelly Subarued herself to Goderich to run a few errands and pick up a few groceries while Pheebs and I Jeeped ourselves out to our walking spot and back this morning.  Following that, I fired up Scooter and took it for a run around a couple country blocks.  Pheebs came too.  Home again I washed the rig's cab and waxed the engine hood. (I don't know, I got this thing about waxing engine hoods I guess)  Took some Scooter pics to include with the upcoming 'For Sale' ad and that was about it.  And so, another Friday, in a long line of Fridays bites the dust.

GROANER'S CORNER:((  Q: Diner: I can't eat this chicken. Call the manager.

A: Waiter: It's no use. He can't eat it either.

Q: Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?
A: The outside.

Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A: A walkie-talkie, of course.

Q: Have you heard of that disease that you get from kissing birds?
A: Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. I hear it's untweetable.

Q: Why don't they play poker in the jungle?
A: Too many cheetahs.

Q: What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
A: One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.

Q: Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?
A: To the retail store.

Q: What kind of dog tells time?
A: A watchdog.

Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.  One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor.  The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much.  The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.


Husband: "I want to tattoo your name on me. What do you think, shall I do it on my arm or neck?"  Wife: "How about on your will?"



  1. I know I missed a few posts while we were on the road. With the two car limit, I am curious if you have investigated alternate parking/storage for one of the vehicles?

  2. Such pretty red leaves. Silver Pheebs is looking so lovely. Those Fridays do seem to come so fast these days.